A lot of anime fans I know have always wanted to see Haruhi Fujioka and Haruhi Suzumiya meet. I'm sure there are plenty of people with their own ideas of how it would happen, but here's how I would think it happened.

It's only my first story, so don't kill me if it sucks.

Chapter 1: Two Haruhi's

Haruhi Suzumiya and the SOS Brigade had gotten lost coming back from a school field trip at North High School. It was supposed to be a normal field trip to the Miraikan (Japan's National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation), but when Haruhi heard the word "science", she presumed there would be aliens in disguise hiding out there and wanted to meet them. The remainder of the SOS Brigade, consisting of Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi, knew that she was just dying for something unrealistic to happen, and were reluctant to go along with her on this, but there's really no saying no to Haruhi Suzumiya. Especially when it comes to anything supernatural. After searching long and hard, Haruhi Suzumiya had no luck in finding anything supernatural there, so she took the SOS Brigade on a little side trip on the way back from the Miraikan to see if there were any supernatural sightings in the area. But they soon got lost.

"I TOLD you we shouldn't have done this," shouted Kyon. He had known the whole time that splitting up from the class was a bad idea. "I agree," replied Yuki, "we could end up getting in trouble for this!"

"Oh, quit being such whiners!" Haruhi cried out, "We need SOMETHING to do!" "No, they're right," replied Mikuru, "this is pretty dangerous." "Now, don't get angry with us, Haruhi," stated Itsuki, "but I have to agree with them. Normally, I could go along with your games, but this time we're in a little over our heads!" Haruhi began to pout, and got mad. Normally this would result in everyone just going along with her just to keep her from flying off the handle. But this time, nothing happened. No one budged. Not one word was said. They just stood her in that place.

That walkway with the fountain.

The place known as Ouran High School.

Upstairs and down the hall was Music Room #3. This was the meeting room of the popular Ouran Host Club. There was a huge door leading to the inside of that room. And somehow, the SOS Brigade found themselves standing in front of that door, wondering if they should go in.

"Should we go in?" asked Mikuru. "Maybe if we knew what was in that room, it would be easier for us to decide to…" That's how much Kyon managed to say before Haruhi Suzumiya opened the door and stumbled on an amazing sight. Red rose petals were blown in front of them, and there was a calm, gentle breeze in the room. It felt peaceful, and they figured that's what it was supposed to do. Haruhi Suzumiya, however, felt that it was too plain for her, and walked right through the petals.

Once the SOS Brigade stepped out, they saw seven kids about their age. A blonde pretty boy was standing in the middle, leaning on an antique chair. To his left was a pair of twins that looked exactly alike. To his right was a taller boy with eyeglasses. Next to that one was a very tall and muscular guy with a scary look on his face. Standing in front of the stoic teenager was a very tiny boy, who looked to be about 10 years old, but what would a 10-year-old be doing in a high school? But the most peculiar of them all was the one sitting in the chair. A young boy sat in it, but he looked very feminine. It was the eyes. They were big, bright, and brown, and had a bit of a shine to them. There was no way those could be boy eyes. But he was still in a man's uniform, so he had to be male…right? But they all had said the same thing as soon as the unfamiliar faces had walked in.

"Welcome…to the Ouran High School Host Club!"

The SOS Brigade stood there in a daze. Kyon had a feeling that this Host Club was a bit like their SOS Brigade…a club that stood out amongst the others in school. Haruhi Suzumiya might be a little thrilled to hear this. Hopefully, he thought, they don't have anyone that has ESP, comes from the future, or is actually a robot…or even someone who thinks that they're God!

The tall blonde stood there in a daze, himself. Itsuki noticed him looking at Haruhi Suzumiya. He looked like he was crushing on her, but then, in a snap, he went from a dead stare, to a princely approach. "It seems like we have more guests," he said to the others. They all immediately put a smile on and walked towards the SOS Brigade. The smallest one held out his bunny towards Itsuki. "You wanna pet Uso-chan?" he asked with a cute little smile. "Well," he replied with a smile, "I'd like to, but I'm a little too old for stuffed animals." "You're never too old!" replied the small boy. "Look at ME! I'm a 3rd-year and I still play with him!" Itsuki stared at the boy with the biggest eyes and wide open mouth. That little boy is 17?!!!!!! He thought to himself. The tall muscular one began to walk towards the boy. "Did you remember to brush your teeth, Mitsukini?" he asked. "Hopefully, you did," added the one with glasses, "We wouldn't want a repeat of last term's incident, would we?" The small boy then had a scared look on his face. "No I wouldn't, Kyoya" he replied. "I thought as much, Honey-sempai," Kyoya said. "Oh, and Mori-sempai, I would like you to check up on our food supplies. Honey-sempai is going to want his cake very soon." "Sure," replied Mori, as he walked into a smaller room in the back.

The twins had their eyes set on Mikuru and Yuki. "So…" they started, "what are YOUR names?" "I'm Mikuru," said Mikuru. Yuki stepped back a little bit. She was somewhat a shy girl. But soon enough, she spat out, "Yuki". "Want to play a game?" they asked. "What kind of game?" asked Mikuru. Both twins replied, "The 'Which one of us is Hikaru' Game? One of us is Hikaru, and the other is Kaoru. Can you tell the difference?" Unfortunately, neither of them could. The tall blonde one had previously introduced himself as Tamaki. He was apparently the club president. What nobody realized, however, was that the next question he asked would set off a chain of events nobody could foresee.

"Oh, Haruhi?" he asked.

Haruhi Suzumiya turned around and faced him, wondering how he could have possibly known her name. "What now, sempai?" said a voice behind her. She turned around and saw the feminine-looking boy, the one that had been sitting in the chair, responding to Tamaki. That is when Haruhi Suzumiya realized that she wasn't the only Haruhi in the room. She began to give a mad glare at the new Haruhi. "I was wondering…WHEN WILL YOU CONSIDER ME PART OF YOUR TOP 5?!" he asked. The new Haruhi slouched down and groaned, as if she had heard that question dozens of times before. Haruhi Suzumiya couldn't stand it anymore. As usual, she began to flip out! "THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR TWO HARUHIS, BOY!!!" Everyone turned to face the two. "You mean…YOUR name is Haruhi too?" asked the new Haruhi. Everyone stared in amazement. Could it be possible?

"Very interesting," stated Kyoya, "we have another Haruhi in the room. Haruhi Fujioka and Haruhi Suzumiya." The two of them stared at each other in amazement. "Err…what does that mean?" asked Fujioka. "Don't mind her," said Itsuki, trying to stop a fight, "she's just like that. She flips out over a normal soccer game." "If I had to take a wild guess," stated Kyoya, "I'd say that Haruhi Suzumiya does not like the thought of having another Haruhi around, and wants to make it clear that she is the top Haruhi. Am I right?" Suzumiya just ignored Kyoya and shouted, "Just you wait, Fujioka, I'll prove that I AM the one and only Haruhi!" With that, she ran out of the music room, eagerly awaiting the competition, with Mikuru and Itsuki following behind her. "Why would she want to pick a fight with me?" Haruhi Fujioka asked Tamaki. Tamaki just shrugged. That wasn't like him. He would normally flip out over anyone causing trouble for Haruhi Fujioka.

Both Yuki and Kyon had stayed in the room. Why? Because both came to an amazing conclusion. This Haruhi Fujioka seemed a little too feminine. His bright brown eyes were a little too girly for a teenage boy. He also had smooth skin on his face. Not the pimple-free kind of smooth. The plastic, non-hairy kind of smooth.

He was a she.

Haruhi Fujioka was a girl.

Well that was my first story. Let me know if you liked it, I'll write more if you did.