One day, Dwight Howard and Hedo
Turkoglu went to a carnival.
They went on 5 roller coasters and Dwight threw up in one of them. Hedo almost threw up when he saw Dwight throw up.
Then while they were walking, Dwight stopped and was staring at something.
"What are you looking at man?" asked Hedo looking around.
Dwight turned Hedo's head and he saw a hot dog eating competition.
"What? This?" asked Hedo.
"I have to enter!" said Dwight. "Whatever." said Hedo.
So Dwight entered and won! Dwight ran as fast as he could to tell Hedo the great news. When he finally found Hedo, Hedo listened to Dwight talk about the epic win while leading him to a bathroom so he could make #2 when needing to.
Then, they went home and drank some Gatorade while they made fun of Pau Gasol's hair and beard.
Poor Pau…