This is a series of crazy dreams L has, along with some real life action. As I explained since they are dreams some of the characters might be OOC okay
When L woke up; it wasn't in his own bed, or his room for that matter. The walls were covered with pink flowery wall paper and he was surrounded by millions of fluffy stuffed animals. He paused to contemplate what had happened. Had he been raped and molested by Misa Amane, no she was to busy staring at Light's ass. L was 98% sure that Light had a nice ass, he wanted to give it a squeeze.
He was then interrupted from his deep thoughts by no other than Watari who was dressed as a fancy butler, bowtie and all. "May I remind you princess of today's pending affairs?"
Princess? What could Watari be referring to? I mean he had a dick, Right? He reached down…..nothing. He looked down, OMG boobies! He almost had a heart attack. Most guys were always curious about what it would be like to have boobs for a day , maybe he could have some fun. Okay snap out of it! He thought to himself. I'll just have to go along with it.
" Princess, today you will be visiting the Pretty Pink Princes Spa for your mud bath , eating lunch at Cafe Nous Mangeons Des Chiens, you will then stop at salon La Belle for a mani pedi and a bikini wax…"
L was absolutely horrified he started to zone out until he heard that one last part.
"….. You will then attend Prince Light's Annual Valentines royal ball. Oh and don't get in a fight with the Arch Duke of York's daughter again. What was her name again; I keep forgetting but she's such an obnoxious brat. Now I remember …. Misa. "
Okay so today wasn't going to be such a bad day; I mean after that dog eating restaurant and that awful bikini wax, he, I mean she, was finally going to get a chance with Light.
After eating chocolate soufflé for breakfast, it was time to go to the Pretty Pink Princes Spa. L and Watari were greeted by Mogi and Aizawa in frilly pink uniforms. Neither of them seemed to be pleased with their job.
"We have an appointment for Princess Ryuzaki, and for me Watari"
"Ah the mud bath for the Princess and sea weed body wrap for Mr. Watari" replied an un amused Mogi.
This was going to be a long day…..
It was 9 O'clock and the ball was beginning; L was wearing a beautiful white gown, Princess Lolita style, with a with a laced corset at the top with poofy sleeves. He was sporting a silver tiara dotted with blue diamonds at the top of the usual hair do. It looked as he had been sprinkled with powdered sugar. The room lit immediately as he entered the room.
"You look beautiful tonight " L was greeted by a smiling Light, who took her hand and kissed it. L's heart began to race as, crazy fangirls glared at her. Light escorted L to the dance floor, where everyone was Caramell Dansen. Yes even Watari and Roger, and Linda had forced Near into it while Matt and Mello were making out in a random corner. Oh and did I mention that Matsuda and Mikami were strippers at this party.
"Owie my arms hurt," you could hear Near complain. However luckily or unfortunately for him, however you would like to look at it the Ding Dong Song by Gunther followed. Linda now stared at Near with a perverted gaze, and he made a run for it. Matt and Mello laughed hysterically at this while Watari and Matsuda sang along. Everyone then started grinding on each other, and Light placed his hands on L's hips dragging her closer.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY LIGHT-KUN YOU WHORE!" screamed a furious Misa, who was then dragged away by Matsuda to receive a striptease.
" Wow" replied L.
"Meh, sadly I'm used to it" replied Prince Light. Suddenly a slow song came on, to be specific She Will be Loved by Maroon 5. And the princess wrapped her arms around her prince and they danced . The room seemed to have stopped and the world was spinning. It was as if they were the only two people in the universe. L glanced up in to Lights eyes shyly, he smiled and he placed his hand on her cheek and went in for a kiss. Their lips only inches apart. …
…...
" Wake up sleepy head" A slightly frustrated Watari said. 'Huh' was that a dream ? L reached down to feel him self. "
"Yay Im not a girl !" He jumped up in joy.
" I can tell you had an interesting dream" Watari had a curious look on his face.
Interesting for sure. What was that about Princess Ryuzaki, having a crush on Light, being the woman in the relationship? I mean if he was in a relationship with Light he'd be seme, I mean Light is so totally an uke. What was he even thinking about he didn't even like Light that way , or did he?