Me : Woooooooh my second fanfic *Dances*
Matt : Ummm...Yeah...I some times wonder why Im friends with you
Me : Matt Shutup !!
Mello : Yeah Matt shutup *Smirks*
Me : Mello dont be a kiss ass
Mello : What you call me *Glaring*
Me : I called you a kiss ass *Grining*
Mello : Right fine *Jumps on me*
Me / Mello : *Fighting*
Matt : Ok Johanne dosn't own Death note or me or Mello so yeah enjoy
Chapter 1
I hate bitch fits
Here we go again...Mello and one of his Bitch fits all because Near owend him when he was trying to rip the piss out of him.
"I actualy hate Near...How fucking dare he say that to me...Matt do you think I act more like a girl that a boy ?"
"..." Shit what do I say...I dont want to make him worse
"Matt answer me !"
"Well..."
"MATT FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION OR I SWERE TO GOD I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN !!!"
Ok ow that was my ear
"Well Mello I would'nt say you were feminine but you arn't the most masculine person in the world"
"..."
"Mello..Ummm are you ok ?"
"Matt ?"
"Yeah..."
"Run !"
"Wait, Wha...."
That was when Mello Jumped on me. I never knew someone so small and skinny could be so heavy
"Mello what the fuck...Get off me !"
Why the fuck isn't he moving
"Mello...Seriousley gett off me!"
"Matt...I'll get off you if you say I'm masculine"
"Mello I thought friends wern't ment to lie to each other !"
"..."
I think I made him mad, this can't be good serioisley
"Matt...If I were you I would shut your mouth and try to make it up to me"
"Ok...Wait! Why ? What did I do appart from answere your question?
"You answered it wrong"
And at that he got off me and walked out of our room. Damn he moved his hips in such a girly way...No wonder Near said that to him. Damn he has a nice ass...Wait what am I thinking !!!
Me : Soooo...What do you think
Matt : WTF I had to think Mello had a nice ass !!!
Mello : What you dont think I have a nice ass *Cry*
Matt : You do have a nice ass Mello
Me : But you just complained that I made you think that Mello had a nice ass !
Matt : Yeah I know
Mello : *Crying* So you dont think I have a nice ass
Matt : Mello you do
Me : But...
Matt : Johanne shutup
Me : Wow someones touchey
Matt : ¬_¬
Me : O.....k Well review this chapter and Ill give you a pair of Mellos Boxers
Mello : WHY ARE YOU GIVING MY STUFF AWAY
Me : Im not
Mello : Hmmmm
Me : But yeah review and a pair of Mellos boxers will be yours
Mello : Johanne ?
Me : Yeah
Mello : Run !
Me : Fuck...*Running*
Matt : Haha Karma Johanne Karma