Prologue

A story of humor, drama, and awesomeness. My sister(Mrs. Dr. Robert Chase) and I wrote it.

Note: This takes place in Season 1, just before the season finale, and is an alternate ending to the season.

Rated T for coarse language and confused sexuality.

Michael, Sucre, Lincoln, T-Bag, Abruzzi, C-Note, Chicken Milk, and for some reason Haywire had all just made it over the prison wall and a safe distance away.

"What now?" Haywire asked.

Sucre began to look green. "Oh, man I think I'm going to be sick."

Michael held out his open arms and said, "Come here. I'll make you feel better." He then embraced Sucre with a passionate hug.

"This is what I always wanted."

"Umm... did you just piss yourself?" Michael asked, and started to pull away from the hug with his hands up in the air.

"I told you I was scared!"

"That's... great..." Michael said looking down at his own pants and seeing that they too were wet.

"You two are queer," T-Bag said.

Chicken Milk laughed. "That's the pot calling the kettle black."

"Now that's just racist," C-Note said, and then punched Chicken Milk right in the face.

Lincoln started to look agitated. "Hurry the fuck up, we're trying to escape."

"Did I forget to tell the plane people that we're escaping today?" Abruzzi asked no one in particular.

Everyone else simultaneously exclaimed, "WHAT!?!?!?" Sucre's bladder let go again.

"Seriously!?" Michael said. He wasn't talking about the fact that Abruzzi couldn't remember, he was talking about Sucre's embarrassingly low amount of bladder control.

Sucre held his head down in shame.

"Oh wait, yeah I did!" Abruzzi said.

"Thank God, now we can get the fuck out of here," Lincoln exclaimed.

Authors' Note: This was just a short prologue, there is more to come with more crazy humor and longer, more detailed chapters. Also, C-Note punched Chicken Milk in the face, because he wasn't wearing jeans. Any one who likes the Lonely Island knows what we're talking about. We hope that you enjoyed this half as much as we enjoyed writing it, and that you have better bladder control than Sucre.