Wow, first Mario Fanfiction! 8D This was so fun to type, I hope you guys like! Enjoy!~

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario Bros. (Man, I wish I had something cool to say in the Disclaimer like everyone else D: )

Chapter 1: Those Dang Zombie sewer Sharks.

Somewhere in the residential part of a medium-sized town, a fifteen-year old girl stands in her room, relaxing on her bed. "Let's see. I could go play out in the snow today….Nothing much to do inside anyway besides watch Anime…" She said glancing out the window. "Or...I could-'' the phone suddenly rang and she hesitantly picked it up. She prayed it wasn't the manager of the coffee shop-"JACKIE! Why aren't you here yet?" The girl immediately cringed. "You have morning shift! GET YOU'RE A** OVER HERE NOW!" Jackie sighed. It was a snow day though! "I'll be there in a minute…" Jackie sighed. The only reason she kept that job was so she could get the 50% off discount on the brownie's they sold (Well that and help her brother pay the electricity bill). "God! I wish I could just turn her into a taco. Yeah, that's it. Turn her into a taco and eat her. That would show her whose boss!" She muttered going downstairs to eat breakfast.

Making her way downstairs she shrieked seeing her brother in minimal clothing. "Nathan! Put some dang clothes on!" This comment made her brother jump and he looked around frantically and sighed marching off towards his room. "Must have forgotten to put pants on again…" He muttered. You see, Jackie lived in a house with her 24-year old brother. Their Parents were busy with business-related things that needed them to constantly travel around the world, thus leaving her in her brother's care. Nathan didn't mind, though he wasn't fond about them not being here for them when needed. But, don't get me wrong, Nathan took just fine care of Jackie, and had a job as an author who wrote and published romance novels. It was a nice paying job to support them.

Jackie herself was fine with the absence of her parents, they were kind of uptight, and she was just fine with her brother filling their roles in terms of taking care of her. As the girl made her way into the kitchen she ate cereal and noticed a window open on her brother's computer. "Oooh, he left his E-mail open...I wonder if he has a girlfriend he hasn't told me about yet…" A sneaky grin played on her face as she sat down at the table. "Hmm,…just Ads?...Bleh! how Boring. No wonder though. He probably gets so many of these because he signs up for so much crap…" She opens a recently sent E-mail. "…He signed up for plumbing to be done today? Oh yeah,…the shower drain stopped working when I shoved a soda can down there thinking a shark would come out and eat me at any moment while im taking a bath.".

She rushed into the bathroom and brushing her hair into what it usually looks like- Up in a ponytail with a part of her bang's left hanging across her forehead. "HEY NATHAN IM LEAVING!" She yelled running out the door. "ALRIGHT!" Her brother answered walking out of his room decently dressed. Shortly after she left, a stranger rang the door. "Coming!" Nathan yelled pausing his Sci-fi movie. He opened the door to see a mustached man carrying a toolbox. He was wrapped in a green scarf. And had a matching green hat with an 'L' printed on it.

"Ah, you're the plumber, Luigi right? Follow me!" Nathan said welcoming the man in. "Yep." He answered following Nathan. When they got to the bathroom, Nathan pointed to the Shower. "Now, here's the problem. My little sister shoved a soda can down the drain to defend herself from possible tiny sewer Sharks swimming threw our pipes, and we can't get it out. And it won't drain." He explained. Luigi nodded. "Alright, I'll see what I can do" He told Nathan reassuringly, A bit nervous because his brother couldn't accompany him today since he was busy back home. Nathan nodded and went back to his movie. Meanwhile, Luigi stared absentmindedly at the water in the bathtub.

"Sewer sharks?" Luigi said in an unsure voice. As stupid as the concept sounded, Luigi tensed up and was a bit nervous sticking his hand down the drain. What if that shark bit him and…and…Then HE turned into a shark! O-or maybe a zombie! There's the possibility it could be a Zombie shark! That's EVEN WORSE.

Meanwhile, Jackie was dealing with every employee's favorite customer, nicknamed Mr. I-Can't-Decide-On-Anything. "Uuum…and can I get whipcream on that?" The customer asked. "Oh, sure" Jackie replied.

"Wait…no nevermind…"

"Alright. No whipcream. That'll be-"

"Wait. I'll actually take the whipcream."

"…Okay. T-"

"Wait-…Is the whipcream here any good?"

"….Sure. I mean yes. Yeah. It's…it's fine."

"…I dunno. What do you think?"

"….Sir, it's your decision."

"Okay, I'll take one with whipcream and one without."

"…Alright, that'll be 5.99" Jackie muttered starting to make the Hot Cocoa.

"Oh, Miss, if it isn't to much to ask, could I get the hot Cocoa whithout the Cocoa in it?"

"…Yeaaaaaaahhh. Lemme do that for you sir." Jackie said groaning a little. She'll just give him the drink without making any alterations. He wouldn't notice. After she was done her Manager told her to go on lunch break. "Okay-" Then she gasped in horror. Her lunch. She forgot it. Jackie now made a mad sprint home to get said lunch as if her life depended on it.

"Why did Mario have to take the day off today?" Luigi said gulping, reaching his hand down the drain. Unfortunately the can was down there pretty deep. Fabulous. He sat there for half an hour or so attempting and failing miserably. "Now where did I put my toolbox?...I think I left it on their porch..." He muttered walking back out to the living room. And then it happened. A girl about his height Full-on slammed into him, making bolth of them fall. "OHMAHGAWSH SORRY DUDE!" She helped the poor plumber up. "Uuuh….um..Yeah. im fine…" Luigi stumbled to go get his tool box and walked back to his job.

Nathan looked over his shoulder. "Nice going there kid." He smirked. Jackie narrowed her eyes and went off to get her lunch. When she came out of the kitchen she heard a yelp and peered inside the bathroom. Luigi was looking at the bathtub in horror.

"THE ZOMBIE SEWER SHARKS! I THINK ONE NIPPED MY FINGER!" He screeched. Jackie gasped in horrow and made a very similair stare at the bathtub. "I KNEW THOSE THINGS WERE REAL!" Jackie picked up a tool that looked like it could pull the can out. "Okay, Maybe if we use this we'll pull the can out so the sewer shark can go back down the drain." She stuck the plyer down the drain and attempted to get the soda can out. Thankfully, the can finally got out and the tub started draining.

But then the unexpected happened. Jackie fell in the bathtub and screamed, and suddenly…Her feet were being sucked down the drain! "HOLY CRAP- Hey get over here and help me!" She shrieked, But when Luigi grabbed her hand, he fell in too. And it went black after that.

DUNDUNDUN. A little cliffy there! (Though you might be able to guess what happens next…) Alright guys, I already have the second chapter typed but I'd love seeing some reviews to see if people like what I have going so far, Cookies to first reviewer! (Oh, and any tips or pointing out a mistake would also be appreciated if there is any!) (=^w^=)

Thanks for reading!~ :3