L A S T P E R S O N O N E A R T H :: C H A P T E R 1

Synopsis: "I wouldn't kiss you if you were the last person on Earth!" Sonny and Chad are given a rude awakening: their homes are gone, their families are gone, and so are their jobs. They're the last people on Earth. Channy multichapter. R&R!

Rating: T for safety and/or future chapters.

Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC, only this story's plotline.

(AN): This story takes place after Chad guest-stars on So Random!. Disregard any future episodes on the show.

"I didn't kiss the pig, the pig kissed me!" He insisted, dodging random props to catch up with her.

He chased Sonny all the way through the corridor to her dressing room, determined to get her approval of kissing him. They stood in her dressing room. Chad leaned up against the door frame and Sonny seated on the couch.

"Admit it, Sonny. The moment you shoved that pig in my face was an act of nervousness. You wanted to kiss me but you were too scared to touch these sacred lips of sacred-ness," he bragged, tracing a finger over his lip as the flustered brunette adjacent to him rolled her eyes.

"Admit it, Chad. You're too cocky to accept the fact that I just don't want to kiss you. It's not that hard of an idea to grasp." Sonny tossed back, now standing and crossing her arms across her chest.

Chad scoffed. "Am not. I'm the most selfless person I know." He declared, popping his imaginary collar.

"More like the most selfish person you know." Sonny sneered, folding her arms across her chest.

He groaned, "Dammit, Sonny! Just say you want to kiss me!"

"I don't want to kiss you!"

"How could you not?"

"I don't know… Maybe your lips left their sacredness back at Mackenzie Falls!" She guessed, a smirk present on her face.

He gasped, "Don't ever say such a thing!"

"I just did!" She declared, raising her arms in a what now? matter.

"You just want to kiss me!" He insisted, the previous smirk replaced with impatience.

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Shut up!" Sonny yelled, threatening the blond to beg any further.

"I will when you admit it Monroe!" He growled.

"Anytime!" She agreed, surprising the two of them. "I wouldn't kiss you if you were the last person on Earth!"

Chad growled in fury, but he went silent once the lights flickered out. Sonny let out a high-pitched screech and began to shake, being terrified of the sudden darkness. It didn't help that the window-less dressing room didn't provide any light.

"Chad?" Sonny screamed, her hands flying around to locate his body. She finally grasped his waist.

"Sonny..." Chad uneasily called, gripping her hand and pulling her to him. They wrapped their arms around each other in a tight hug.

She let out a shaky breath. "What just happened? We have a generator… the lights never stay out for more than five seconds."

"I don't know, Sonny, I don't know. Just hang tight, I guess." He replied, rubbing soothing circles on the brunette's back as her arms dug into his sides.

They sat in the quiet room, flinching at the any sound – whether it was the generator attempting to go on or the floorboards creaking at the weight they held.

A soft drop was heard – probably a book or Tawni's lipstick – and Sonny squealed.

"A little scared of the dark, Monroe?" Chad teased, feeling her tense up in his arms, as if debating whether or not to release him. He smirked.

Sonny frowned into his shoulder. "Shut up, Chad. I'm really freaked out right now and would appreciate it if you could refrain from teasing me."

A few silent minutes later, the lights slowly flickered back on, leaving their eyes squinty as they adjusted to the light. The room appeared just as they'd left it, nothing moved or messed with.

"We have to find the others, my cast mates! What if they're not okay?" Sonny wailed, finally coming to her senses.

Chad sighed. An average Sonny move.

"Sonny, I'm sure they're fine. You should be worrying about me, the greatest actor–"

"Oh, can it. I remember the electrical emergency procedure from my Condor Studios handbook. We should stay with a buddy and go to the alternative location, which in this case is the parking lot. Let's go!" She babbled, grabbing Chad's hand and dragging him through the hallway.

"Is this all necessary?" Chad whined as the neared the So Random! lobby. His arm felt like jelly as the brunette roughly led him through the halls with it.

"Yeah!" Sonny paused. "Wait… our show's logo was painted on that wall," Sonny exclaimed, pointing at the wall they were facing.

"And over there – the framed pictures of our cast were mounted on that wall!" She pointed out, baking away from the walls as if they were infested with termites.

"Not about me, not about me. Let's just go and get your safety precautions over with so I can go back to Stage 4 and make some Mackenzie Falls magic." Chad bragged, now dragging Sonny to the parking lot.

"Hhmph. Must be renovations," She decided, shaking from Chad's grip and walking with him side by side out the studio's main entrance.

The two opened the doors, walking out and taking a seat on the nearest bench. They looked around, their eyebrows creasing in confusion at what they saw.

The landscaping team wasn't out – they were always on call to water and maintain the gorgeous garden in front of the studio. Come to speak of it, there wasn't even a garden… Let alone a studio.

"Chad, what's going on?"

Chad shrugged, awestruck as well. His foot began to tap nervously.

"Did you and your little Falls cast plan this as a prank on So Random! Cause it's not funny anymore…" Sonny questioned, her eyes flickering from every nook and corner in the building. There was no sign of civilization.

"Dammit, Sonny, I have no idea what's going on. Button it." He commanded, silencing the brunette.

He turned, squinting in the light to read the plaque on the bench.

"In memory of Susan Fleemer," he read, "a heroin known to all who taught."

Sonny turned back too, reading it in disbelief.

"Well, the studio did use to be a school…" Sonny began.

Chad looked up to her in question. "Handbook," she clarified. "The plane ride to California from Wisconsin was really long."

"Maybe so, but they must have renovated the school building into a studio. This bench used to be in honor of Mr. Condor. I used to come when I was younger, say 10 or 11, and sit here. I had the plaque memorized and never did it mention anyone named Susan Fleemer." He explained, sinking back in his seat.

"Where are we?" Sonny asked in a soft voice, causing Chad to sympathize for her fear.

"I don't know, Sonny. I don't know."

Ah! I was really really excited to post this story. I don't know why, actually, I just was… Hahaha I hope you liked it. It came out kind of dramatic. To think, I could have just made them kiss and move on with their lives with less than 100 words. Haha, like I would actually do that. XD I feel powerful. No kissing for them! At least not for now. Heheh(:

Oh, and this isn't the end. Or anywhere close, for that matter. The next few chapters will be focused on the two of them trying to figure out why they're trapped in another dimension. But of course they're too dumb to realize it was because Sonny wouldn't kiss him even if he was the last person on Earth, which he now is. So yeah, that's about it. Byeee.

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P.S. Check out my other multichapters – The Only Exception and Summer with the Stars! The updates may be a little slower now that I have three multichapters going but I will definitely try my bestest!