Star Wars: Halloween on Tattooween
Greedy was very excited for Halloween. He had decided he was going to dress up as Darth Vader. So he bought a Darth Vader mask from Spencer's at Rolling Acres. He was going to wear regular clothes along with the mask, because he remembered that one time Walrus Man had said that it would be funny if somebody did that.
It was Halloween! Greedy put on his mask and drove over to Snaggletooth's house in Anchorhead, because he was having a party and had invited everyone! When Greedy got there, he saw Bib Fortuna's car. He got nervous, because he and Bib were not getting along at the time.
He walked inside. He saw all of his friends, including Hammerhead, Ree-Yees, Yak Face, Max Rebo, Droopy McCool, Bill and Thomas (two guards from Jabba's palace), and of course, Walrus Man. Snaggletooth was in the kitchen making pizza for everybody. Bib Fortuna was there, also, and he looked very angry when Greedy came in, especially since they both had the same costume! Except Bib Fortuna looked dumb with the Darth Vader mask on because his head tentacles stuck out of the back and that looked weird and not very much like Darth Vader at all. So he was real pissed off because Greedy looked pretty cool.
After a while, Max and Droopy got their instruments and started playing some spooky instrumental shit to get everyone in a Halloweeny mood. The pizza was done, and everyone started eating. But Bib Fortuna was in the bathroom! When he came out, he saw Greedy take the very last piece! He went nuts!
Bib – Greedy! Fuck you! I didn't get a piece of pizza! In fact, fuck all of you! No one remembered me! No one EVER remembers me! Here I am with this fucking Darth Vader mask that's too small for my fucking weird head, and I look like a total goofball, and you guys are eating all the pizza and NOBODY bothered to come and tell me it was time to eat! None of you are my friends anymore! I can see why Jabba stopped hanging out over here! You guys are total assholes!
Bib Fortuna was totally pissed off, so he stormed out and drove back to Mos Eisley, to the Cantina, and proceeded to get drunk out of his mind.
Everyone felt pretty bad, except for Walrus Man. He was the resident ball-buster.
Walrus Man – Hey everyone, guess who I am!
Walrus Man got two Fun Noodles from the closet where Snaggletooth kept all his swimming shit and put them on his head so he looked like he had two tentacles on his head.
Walrus Man – I'm Bib Fortuna, King of the Crybabies! Haw Haw!
Ree-Yees and Thomas laughed, because they're morons and they think anything Walrus Man does is cool, but most everybody else was kind of pissed at Walrus Man for making fun of poor Bib. Yak Face, Tattooween's poet laureate, had a good idea.
Yak Face – Let us make a giant pizza in the shape of Darth Vader, and take it to the Cantina to surprise Bib!
Everyone thought that was a great idea. Luckily, Snaggletooth had some leftover ingredients, and with everybody pitching in, the pizza was done in no time. So then they all drove to Mos Eisley and found Bib in the Cantina. Unfortunately, he was very drunk at this point.
Greedy – Look, Bib! We made you a pizza! It looks like Darth Vader!
Bib regarded the pizza cautiously, then screwed up his eyes.
Bib – That pizza looks like fucking EV-9D9! But, fuck it, I'll eat that shit!
Bib ate the whole pizza, and then everyone was having a good time again. Then everyone went trick-or-treating. They went to Yak Face's neighborhood because he's rich and all his neighbors give out Arby's Melts and whole Butterfingers.
THE END.