Rhyme time.
by: Noodle Mutoh
--- Okay I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any Yu-Gi-Oh! realated characters. I also don't
own the Siz Flags theme park. So if you are crazy enough to think I do own it,
you are an idiot and someone needs to slap you.
One day, Yugi and his pals went to Six Flags.
All Joey did was nag.
Yugi didn't mind that Joey was mad.
All he had to say was "Get glad!"
So Joey Wheeler cheered right up
and Tristan caught the hic-ups.
Tea said she wanted to look in gift stores,
but Yugi kept attracting whores.
Tea's face grew bright red,
and she kicked those women in the head.
The ladies grew mad and had a cat fight,
it lasted nearly all night.
Tea finnaly won the duel,
They all thought she was so cool.
So then they went in a store,
attracting no more whores,
but only found Dragon Ball Z stuff,
and a few Jigglypuff.
"Where's the Yu-Gi-Oh! stuff?" asked Yugi with a frown.
"Or do they think I'm some kind of clown???"
"Well your hair's in bright colors," said Tea with a smile,
"but hey, you need stuff too! You're the King of the Nile!"
Then Yami popped up with an evil smirk,
"I think the Smurfs are cooler than you. After all, you're kind of a jerk."
Then Yugi said, "Oh, get a haircut, you stupid dork!"
Yami frowned and said "You're fat. Go eat pork."
"Oh yeah!?" Yugi said."You're not that skinny yourself!Bring it on! Give me a fork!
"You better not make me mad Yugi! Or I'll clog your throat with this cork!"
"Stop it guys! Your name calling is lame!"
Tea said trying to keep herslf sane.
"If you're going to fight go over to Kaiba's house!
And while you're there, smack him with a big mouse!"
"Yay! Sounds fun!" Yugi shouted with glee.
"Oh man!' said Tristan "I gotta go pee!"
So they hustled to Kaiba's house in a big hurry,
hmmm...maybe he cooked some Mooyan Curry!
The gang burst through the door creating much noise,
they saw Kaiba having a tea party with his friends, who were boys.
Seeing this gave the gang bad thoughts,
and tied their stomachs into knots.
"EW!" Yugi whispered to Yami,
"Kaiba is so gay! I want my mommy!"
"What are you doing in my house?" Kaiba yells.
"Well.." Bakura explained, "Youre toilet's clogged and boy it smells!"
Then the gang pounced on the on the billionaire and beet him to a pulp.
"Hope he don't sue us!" said Yugi with a gulp.
After successfully hurting Kaiba the gang went home,
the guys went to watch Baywatch and Tea watched a soap opera taped in Rome.
THE END
--Please review!!!Yugi is pwecous and he wants you to! He'll cry if you
don't!...he's so sensitive! ^-^ MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi:Don't make me cry!
by: Noodle Mutoh
--- Okay I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any Yu-Gi-Oh! realated characters. I also don't
own the Siz Flags theme park. So if you are crazy enough to think I do own it,
you are an idiot and someone needs to slap you.
One day, Yugi and his pals went to Six Flags.
All Joey did was nag.
Yugi didn't mind that Joey was mad.
All he had to say was "Get glad!"
So Joey Wheeler cheered right up
and Tristan caught the hic-ups.
Tea said she wanted to look in gift stores,
but Yugi kept attracting whores.
Tea's face grew bright red,
and she kicked those women in the head.
The ladies grew mad and had a cat fight,
it lasted nearly all night.
Tea finnaly won the duel,
They all thought she was so cool.
So then they went in a store,
attracting no more whores,
but only found Dragon Ball Z stuff,
and a few Jigglypuff.
"Where's the Yu-Gi-Oh! stuff?" asked Yugi with a frown.
"Or do they think I'm some kind of clown???"
"Well your hair's in bright colors," said Tea with a smile,
"but hey, you need stuff too! You're the King of the Nile!"
Then Yami popped up with an evil smirk,
"I think the Smurfs are cooler than you. After all, you're kind of a jerk."
Then Yugi said, "Oh, get a haircut, you stupid dork!"
Yami frowned and said "You're fat. Go eat pork."
"Oh yeah!?" Yugi said."You're not that skinny yourself!Bring it on! Give me a fork!
"You better not make me mad Yugi! Or I'll clog your throat with this cork!"
"Stop it guys! Your name calling is lame!"
Tea said trying to keep herslf sane.
"If you're going to fight go over to Kaiba's house!
And while you're there, smack him with a big mouse!"
"Yay! Sounds fun!" Yugi shouted with glee.
"Oh man!' said Tristan "I gotta go pee!"
So they hustled to Kaiba's house in a big hurry,
hmmm...maybe he cooked some Mooyan Curry!
The gang burst through the door creating much noise,
they saw Kaiba having a tea party with his friends, who were boys.
Seeing this gave the gang bad thoughts,
and tied their stomachs into knots.
"EW!" Yugi whispered to Yami,
"Kaiba is so gay! I want my mommy!"
"What are you doing in my house?" Kaiba yells.
"Well.." Bakura explained, "Youre toilet's clogged and boy it smells!"
Then the gang pounced on the on the billionaire and beet him to a pulp.
"Hope he don't sue us!" said Yugi with a gulp.
After successfully hurting Kaiba the gang went home,
the guys went to watch Baywatch and Tea watched a soap opera taped in Rome.
THE END
--Please review!!!Yugi is pwecous and he wants you to! He'll cry if you
don't!...he's so sensitive! ^-^ MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi:Don't make me cry!