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does.
A/N: This story is written by me, my friend Kristin (yes, she is Kersten from my story Middle earth's Mistresses), and my friend Carolyn. The evil witch is based on our friend Nadia whose brain is numb because Carolyn whacked her in the back of the head with her binder. Yes, I know this story makes no sense, but we were really all really bored!
Smeeeeeeegalllllllllllll cartwheeles!
Emily the egg plant was an astronaut. She had been turned into an egg plant by the evil, demented witch, Nadia Grizelda. Nadia sent Emily to the planet of eggioutplantea, or the egg plant planet. The 'egg plant' planet was inhabited by eggplants. They used to be human until the sinister, villainous witch Nadia got bored and turned them into egg plants for fun. Then she banished them to the egg plant planet because she hated egg plants! Then, Aragorn got turned into a daisy, and Arwen turned him human again, and then Arwen and Aragorn kissed to SPIRITED AWAY is a good movie, the hit song of eggioutplantea! Aragorn turned into a daisy, because Nadia's plan backfired, so instead of rotting him, he became a daisy. But, remember Arwen turned him back. Then, they both became immortal, and went to Valinor, and they saw Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond, stupid ugly Frodo (Stephanie, please don't be mad), and.
CELEBRIAN! Aragorn met Celebrian for the first time, and vice versa. Celebrian was glad because she saw her daughter again, and because she thought Arwen and Aragorn truly loved each other. Then they ate Lembas bread cookies, and drank Pippin's hair punch. Galadriel kissed Celeborn, Elrond kissed Celebrian, Frodo made out with Smeagol, Arwen and Aragorn shared a passionate kiss, "And Haku from SPIRITED AWAY is hot! SPIRITED AWAY is still a good movie!" said Mindelan. After another round of Pippin's hair punch, everyone (except Mindelan and Haku and Smeagol) turned into ducks, and they all did Smeagol Cartwheels! THE ALMOST TO BE CONTINUED END!
A/N: This story is written by me, my friend Kristin (yes, she is Kersten from my story Middle earth's Mistresses), and my friend Carolyn. The evil witch is based on our friend Nadia whose brain is numb because Carolyn whacked her in the back of the head with her binder. Yes, I know this story makes no sense, but we were really all really bored!
Smeeeeeeegalllllllllllll cartwheeles!
Emily the egg plant was an astronaut. She had been turned into an egg plant by the evil, demented witch, Nadia Grizelda. Nadia sent Emily to the planet of eggioutplantea, or the egg plant planet. The 'egg plant' planet was inhabited by eggplants. They used to be human until the sinister, villainous witch Nadia got bored and turned them into egg plants for fun. Then she banished them to the egg plant planet because she hated egg plants! Then, Aragorn got turned into a daisy, and Arwen turned him human again, and then Arwen and Aragorn kissed to SPIRITED AWAY is a good movie, the hit song of eggioutplantea! Aragorn turned into a daisy, because Nadia's plan backfired, so instead of rotting him, he became a daisy. But, remember Arwen turned him back. Then, they both became immortal, and went to Valinor, and they saw Galadriel, Celeborn, Elrond, stupid ugly Frodo (Stephanie, please don't be mad), and.
CELEBRIAN! Aragorn met Celebrian for the first time, and vice versa. Celebrian was glad because she saw her daughter again, and because she thought Arwen and Aragorn truly loved each other. Then they ate Lembas bread cookies, and drank Pippin's hair punch. Galadriel kissed Celeborn, Elrond kissed Celebrian, Frodo made out with Smeagol, Arwen and Aragorn shared a passionate kiss, "And Haku from SPIRITED AWAY is hot! SPIRITED AWAY is still a good movie!" said Mindelan. After another round of Pippin's hair punch, everyone (except Mindelan and Haku and Smeagol) turned into ducks, and they all did Smeagol Cartwheels! THE ALMOST TO BE CONTINUED END!