So, this is like, a thematic (but not specifically plotwise) preview of a Kakuhida fanfiction I'm planning. I've seen the concept of "First whatever" used in other fanfictions multiple times, but I'm trying to make mine a bit different, for example I don't have first kiss, first date, whatever. I totally would have had these up earlier buy fanfiction was being STUPID and not letting me log on.

THESE MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. OH, AND AU. AND CONTAINS PROFANITY, MILD YAOI AND TOUCHY SUBJECTS. Mostly me playing with characterization.

FIRSTS

1. First Meeting

He met the albino at one of those stupid rich boy Itachi's parties. He was crouched in a corner, a cup of beer next to him, smoking a cigarette like it was a life line. "What the fuck are you looking at Scarface?" was all the boy had said to him.

2. First Introduction

"Yuuuh, thanks for this Scarface-ce-ce… DeiDei would a taken me houme… hurm, home! Yeah, home… But he uh, did you know he wasn't at this party?" The drunken albino rambled, hanging off of the taller boy as Kakuzu dragged the boy down the street.

"Whatever," mumbled Kakuzu, trying to get the silver haired teenager to stand on his own. "And don't call me Scarface. My name's Kakuzu."

"Waaahl Kuzuuu, my namesh Hidan."

3. First Restraint

"…And so then I was all… all…" Hidan trailed off, pink eyes swimming in a drunken confused haze. "I… I… I forget… Jashin Jashin Jashin…" the boy moaned, dropping his beer bottle to the floor, the crash lost in the music of the party. "I forget… Gods, Jashin, I need to stop… drunk, I'm too drunk Kuzu…" Flesh heated from alcohol rested on darker, uncomfortably sober skin. "I need to stop… Kuzu, help me stop…"

4. First Sympathy

"I'm just here to drop off my shot records," Kakuzu told the kind looking school nurse Shizune as he handed he the sheet of paper. "Of course!" she said politely, taking the paper and walking away to file it. As he was waiting for her to file it, he heard a strangely familiar groan from a cot. Turning, he looked to see a thin albino boy lying on the nurse's cot. "What's he doing here?" he asked Shizune quietly, noticing the boy was asleep. "Oh, he's anemic. He passed out during his P.E. class." Kakuzu nodded. "I see."

5. First Look

"Let me see your bag."

Hidan snorted. "No way, why the fuck would I let you do that!" Kakuzu shrugged. "You're always carrying it with you. I want to know why." "Ch, as if I would let you-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING FREAK?! GIVE THAT BACK!"

Jumping back Kakuzu opened the black backpack Hidan always had with him and was shocked at its contents.

A pair of cotton boxers, two pairs of socks, a shirt, toothpaste, a toothbrush, a hair brush, deodorant and what appeared to be a couple of graphic novels. Neither boys said anything for a minute, until Kakuzu broke the silence. "I never have seen your house have I?"

6. First Prayer

"Jashin, you are my savior, I would sacrifice all for you for it; is you that claims my soul. I am your servant and you are my lord, everything I have is yours, my nothing is yours, I am yours, forever, until this fragile body lies beneath the ground."

Kakuzu watched Hidan kiss the bloodied pendant, wondering why Hidan would pledge such devotion to someone who had never done anything for him.

7. First Denial

"Heeeay, Kuzu…" slurred Hidan, wrapping his arms around the taller boy. "Hey, Kuzu, can you, can you, like, fuck me?" Kakuzu glared. "What?" "Fuck me! I want you to fuck me!" Cloudy pink eyes flashed at Kakuzu. "Pleeeaaaseeee.?" Kakuzu paused, the shoved the albino off him, ignoring the hurt in the pink eyes. "No Hidan."

8. First Visit

"I'm just here to pick up some food." Hidan muttered, barely audibly as he walked into the house he hadn't been into in several months, not sure why he had asked Kakuzu to come with him. "Some beer you know. Maybe a few books…"

"Mom?" he called as he walked in, leaving Kakuzu to wait in the hall. The house was small and falling down, so Kakuzu could here all the voices. "Mom?" called Hidan's voice again, then a weak female voice responded "Thomas? Thomas, is that you?" There was a long pause then Hidan spoke again, his voice strained. "Y-Yeah. Yeah E-Eri, it's me, Dad-er… Thomas. It's Thomas." "Thomas!" cooed the voice. "Oh Thomas, I missed you much!" "I kn-know Eri… how's Hidan?" "Hidan? Oh little Hidan… You know how kids are you know! Always out playing with his friends…" "R-Right… You should go back t-to sleep Eri, c'mon Mom…" "Alright Thomas… Alright…" Then Hidan rushed back into the hallway, slamming a family portrait of a redhaired woman, him as a child and a man who looked frighteningly like Hidan face down on it's mantle. "Time to go." He hissed.

9. First Call

"Kakuzu?" sobbed Hidan brokenly over the phone. "Hidan?" questioned Kakuzu. "How did you get this number?" "Ph-Phonebook… C-Can you pick me up Kakuzu, my feet hurt and my hair is dirty and I'm cold and hungry…" Hidan sucked in a rattling breath so it was obvious, even over the phone that he was trying to not cry. "They took my shoes Kuzu… I can't go to school if I don't have shoes…" "…Where are you?"

10. First Smile

"You never smile Kuzu," slurred the drunken albino, drunk again, he promised he would stop drinking. "You're like, your always smiling, but you never smile..." Kakuzu frowned at having his scars talked about in such a way, but decided to temporarily forgive the drunk boy. "Heey Kuzu..." persisted the albino boy. "Can you smile for meee?" As he said this he drunkenly tried to climb Kakuzu's lap, which would of made Kakuzu uncomfortable if it weren't for Hidan's reputation of hitting on anyone at parties like these. So instead of yelling at the boy he just firmly said "No," and bonked the albino on his forehead. Apperently the boy had not yet balanced properly in the taller man's lap though, so the simple bump sent him tumbling to the ground, yelping as he landed flat on his ass. Looking around confused he panickedly yelped "What just happened?!" And before either knew what was happening Kakuzu was laughing at the boy. And as Hidan looked up at him his pink eyes cleared from their alcohol haze for a second and he gasped "You just smiled."

END

Yeah. So, In case anyone didn't quite understand what was going on in the various drabbles, because I can judge how good I am at being subtle versus too subtle versus not subtle enough, I'm going to have explainations here in italics. If you understood you don't need to read them, just skip it and please review!

1. Just when they met, self explanatory.

2. When they actually learned each other's names, also my way of introducing Hidan's alcoholism in this fic.

3. The first time Kakuzu ever saw Hidan restrain himself. Implies that Hidan knows he has a problem, but can't deal with it himself.

4. The first time Kakuzu felt any sympathy for Hidan. Also sets up that Hidan is anemic and in a PE class. (Which is probably important to no one but me.)

5. The first time Kakuzu ever saw the contents of Hidan's bag. Yeah, Hidan's homeless. That's why he has that stuff in his bag. And yes, he has comics with him.

6. The first time Kakuzu ever saw Hidan pray. I just wanted to put that in there. It's not a Hidan story if Jashin isn't in it!

7. The first time Kakuzu ever denied Hidan something. This is the yaoi aspect...

8. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT NOT GET. The first time Kakuzu visits Hidan's house. Hidan just wants to pick up some stuff but he runs into his mother. ("Eri") Hidan physically resmeble's his father, who (while it's not mentioned in this) walked out on him and his mother. His mother is an alcoholic and maybe a little crazy, so when she see's Hidan she either freaks out (also not mentioned in this) or calls him "Thomas". (His father's name.) Hidan can't take that, so that's why he's living on the street. He asked Kakuzu to come with him so he wouldn't have to face that alone.

9. The first time Hidan ever called Kakuzu. Just thought I'd mention that I'm considering making a whole fanfiction about this.

10. The first time Hidan ever saw Kakuzu smile. Thought I'd end it on a light note... Oh, and Kakuzu has a glasgow smile in this, which is why Hidan says what he does, and why he calls him Scarface in the first couple of drabbles.

RIDICULOUSLY LONG AUTHORS NOTE. REVIEW, DON'T FLAME.