Note: I don't own Inu-chan but one day I will.(own Sesshomaru).hehe.who
cares about the half-breed.*a million red eyes appear* Never mind, I take
it back.no, go away! I swear I didn't say anything! *scream*.OoOh, shiny
sword!
Chapter 1
Inuyasha learns of "The Kilt"
Inu: "*high-pitched scream* what is that? *2 seconds later* I
mean.What the HELL is that? ~_~' Gotta keep my reputation."
*Inuyasha's pointing Tessaiga at a kilt (skirt made of wool that Scottish men wear at special occasions)* ^-^
Annoying Bitch (aka Kagome): "It's your new.ano.kimono?" Inu: "Are you blind, woman? Does that thing LOOK like a kimono to you?" Kag: "*twitchy eyebrows* IT'S CALLED A KILT! I couldn't find anything else for you to wear."
*Note the rips in Inu-chan's pwettyful wed kimono*
Inu: "So, you got me a skirt?" Kag: "*twitch, twitch* IT'S CALLED A KILT!" Inu: "I don't give a damn about technical terms.it's a skirt to me." Kag: "IT'S CALLED A KILT!" Sango: "Ohayou gozaimasu! *looks at kilt* Nani o suru?"
Inu: "Kagome was supposed to get me new RED KIMONO, but she obviously
has trouble telling the difference between what she wears and what I
wear. Look at the damn thing! It's a skirt!"
Kag: "IT'S CALLED A KILT!"
San: "Sugoi.that's got to be the third time she said that."
Inu: "Fourth, if you count the first time like a normal person
would."
San: "*in a pissed off tone* Sayounara!
Announcer: "We interrupt this show to bring you a special news
report."
Inu: "Damn commercials.special news report, my cute butt (.not
REALLY.more like--) I don't need YOUR opinion!
Kag: "Get off the stage, you're even worse than I am."
Announcer: "o_O Itai! Worse than Kagome? That's pretty bad."
Kag: "Arigato, San-- HEY!!"
(Hey, baka!)
Kag: "*turns around* Who, me?"
(No, my invisible friend Bob D. Cow.Bob: "*turns around* Who,
me?".hmm, interesting.)
Kag: "OoOh!! I have an invisible friend, too! Her name is-- "
(Just when I thought that she hit rock bottom.she manages to go
deeper.Kawaiso)
Kag: "-- I used to do everything with her! We got up together, ate
asagohan together, played together, then ate hirugohan together, then
we played together, then we ate bangohan together, then we slept
together--"
Inu: ".slept together? I think I know why you got me a skirt now, but
just because you're gay, doesn't mean everyone else is!"
Kag: "You called it a skirt again. IT'S CALLED A KILT!"
(Can't resist.temptation is too
great.must.kill.Kagome.mwhahahaha! Kagome, omae wo korosu!)
Kag: "You can't kill me! Wait.Nani o suteru ka?"
(I CAN kill you and I will.I'm the one writing this aren't I?)
Inu: "O, kuso! You just HAD to annoy Kat with your stupidity! Good
luck getting out of this one.*starts whistling* If anyone asks.I don't
know you!"
(Let's see.Ninmu: Korosu tsumaranai baka.I have tons of ideas!
Here's one.)
Announcer: "What's that in the sky? It's a bird, it's a plane, no,
it's Kikyo - the half dead beauty!"
(I knew there was a good reason I put that announcer in.)
*Kikyo falls from the heavens (Yes, she's a tenshi) and lands on
Kagome* SPLAT!!
(mwhahahaha.blood.I can smell it.*sniff, sniff*.I also smell
bangohan.see ya! *tries to get out of chair*.kuso, I fell.chikusho, I
can't get back up.no.It can't be.The Revenge of Kagome!!! *Sniff,
sniff* mmm.extra cheese pizza.*~* heavy on the cheeeez.*whine* .~_~'
Fine, I bring you back to life Kagome.)
*The annoying little bitch that really knows how to blackmail people comes back to life 'cuz I need my cheese.*drool* and pushes Kikyo off*
Kag: "I'm alive! Face it, you can't kill me because you know Inuyasha
will suffer without me! I will live on!!"
(I laugh at your simplicity.mwhahahaha.there's more to life than
that.Need my Cheez.*runs off*)
Announcer: "Ah, ze power of Cheez."
Vocabulary
Ano- .er.(literally.it's hesitation)
Ohayou gozaimasu- Good morning!
Nani o suru- what are you doing?
Sugoi- wow!! (Kagome's stupidity fascinates even me)
Sayounara- Goodbye!
Itai- ouch!
Arigato- Thank you
Baka- idiot
Kawaiso- pathetic
Asagohan- breakfast
Hirugohan- lunch
Bangohan- dinner Ninmu- mission Tsumaranai- worthless Kuso- shit Chikusho- damn it! Nani o suteru ka- what did you say?
Omae wo korosu- I'm going to kill you!!
Chapter 1
Inuyasha learns of "The Kilt"
Inu: "*high-pitched scream* what is that? *2 seconds later* I
mean.What the HELL is that? ~_~' Gotta keep my reputation."
*Inuyasha's pointing Tessaiga at a kilt (skirt made of wool that Scottish men wear at special occasions)* ^-^
Annoying Bitch (aka Kagome): "It's your new.ano.kimono?" Inu: "Are you blind, woman? Does that thing LOOK like a kimono to you?" Kag: "*twitchy eyebrows* IT'S CALLED A KILT! I couldn't find anything else for you to wear."
*Note the rips in Inu-chan's pwettyful wed kimono*
Inu: "So, you got me a skirt?" Kag: "*twitch, twitch* IT'S CALLED A KILT!" Inu: "I don't give a damn about technical terms.it's a skirt to me." Kag: "IT'S CALLED A KILT!" Sango: "Ohayou gozaimasu! *looks at kilt* Nani o suru?"
Inu: "Kagome was supposed to get me new RED KIMONO, but she obviously
has trouble telling the difference between what she wears and what I
wear. Look at the damn thing! It's a skirt!"
Kag: "IT'S CALLED A KILT!"
San: "Sugoi.that's got to be the third time she said that."
Inu: "Fourth, if you count the first time like a normal person
would."
San: "*in a pissed off tone* Sayounara!
Announcer: "We interrupt this show to bring you a special news
report."
Inu: "Damn commercials.special news report, my cute butt (.not
REALLY.more like--) I don't need YOUR opinion!
Kag: "Get off the stage, you're even worse than I am."
Announcer: "o_O Itai! Worse than Kagome? That's pretty bad."
Kag: "Arigato, San-- HEY!!"
(Hey, baka!)
Kag: "*turns around* Who, me?"
(No, my invisible friend Bob D. Cow.Bob: "*turns around* Who,
me?".hmm, interesting.)
Kag: "OoOh!! I have an invisible friend, too! Her name is-- "
(Just when I thought that she hit rock bottom.she manages to go
deeper.Kawaiso)
Kag: "-- I used to do everything with her! We got up together, ate
asagohan together, played together, then ate hirugohan together, then
we played together, then we ate bangohan together, then we slept
together--"
Inu: ".slept together? I think I know why you got me a skirt now, but
just because you're gay, doesn't mean everyone else is!"
Kag: "You called it a skirt again. IT'S CALLED A KILT!"
(Can't resist.temptation is too
great.must.kill.Kagome.mwhahahaha! Kagome, omae wo korosu!)
Kag: "You can't kill me! Wait.Nani o suteru ka?"
(I CAN kill you and I will.I'm the one writing this aren't I?)
Inu: "O, kuso! You just HAD to annoy Kat with your stupidity! Good
luck getting out of this one.*starts whistling* If anyone asks.I don't
know you!"
(Let's see.Ninmu: Korosu tsumaranai baka.I have tons of ideas!
Here's one.)
Announcer: "What's that in the sky? It's a bird, it's a plane, no,
it's Kikyo - the half dead beauty!"
(I knew there was a good reason I put that announcer in.)
*Kikyo falls from the heavens (Yes, she's a tenshi) and lands on
Kagome* SPLAT!!
(mwhahahaha.blood.I can smell it.*sniff, sniff*.I also smell
bangohan.see ya! *tries to get out of chair*.kuso, I fell.chikusho, I
can't get back up.no.It can't be.The Revenge of Kagome!!! *Sniff,
sniff* mmm.extra cheese pizza.*~* heavy on the cheeeez.*whine* .~_~'
Fine, I bring you back to life Kagome.)
*The annoying little bitch that really knows how to blackmail people comes back to life 'cuz I need my cheese.*drool* and pushes Kikyo off*
Kag: "I'm alive! Face it, you can't kill me because you know Inuyasha
will suffer without me! I will live on!!"
(I laugh at your simplicity.mwhahahaha.there's more to life than
that.Need my Cheez.*runs off*)
Announcer: "Ah, ze power of Cheez."
Vocabulary
Ano- .er.(literally.it's hesitation)
Ohayou gozaimasu- Good morning!
Nani o suru- what are you doing?
Sugoi- wow!! (Kagome's stupidity fascinates even me)
Sayounara- Goodbye!
Itai- ouch!
Arigato- Thank you
Baka- idiot
Kawaiso- pathetic
Asagohan- breakfast
Hirugohan- lunch
Bangohan- dinner Ninmu- mission Tsumaranai- worthless Kuso- shit Chikusho- damn it! Nani o suteru ka- what did you say?
Omae wo korosu- I'm going to kill you!!