A BRIGHT, NEW DAY IN GOTHAM CITY! BUT AS WITH EVERY NEW DAY, IT BRINGS NEW SURPRISES AND NEW DANGER! AND AT THE GOTHAM CITY HISTORY MUSEUM, THINGS ARE NOT OUT OF THE ORIDINARY FOR A TOWN FILLED WITH CRIME!
Egghead walks in with his heinous henchmen.
"Such egg-zasperating egg-zamples of intellect!" the villain jeers, "Why, none of these great minds can compare to my brilliant intellect! My eggs-ponential aptitude for intellectual endeavors far outweighs these inferior minds! These so-called 'works of genius' pale in comparison, and as such, must be egg-stinguished." The villain and his henchmen start throwing eggs at the displays, which start disintegrating from sulfuric acid. Suddenly, a winged shadow looms over them.
"Egghead!" a heroic voice shouts, "As a dually-deputized agent of the law, I order you to surrender!"
"Never!" Egghead yells, "It's time we made our egg-zit, my rotten eggs!"
"What say we clean house, Batman?" Robin says.
"Now, Robin!" Batman says, as the Dynamic Duo brace for action.
BAM! Batman uppercuts a henchman.
SOCK! Robin punches another henchman.
ZOWIE! Batman kicks a henchman.
ARGGH! Robin punches a henchman in the face.
WHAMMO! Batman knees a henchman in the groin.
SPLAT! Egghead drops eggshells on the Dynamic Duo.
BOFF! Both of them punch the self-proclaimed, "World's Greatest criminal mind."
CRASH! A henchman breaks a chair over Batman's head.
KAPOW! Robin kicks said henchman in the stomach.
"How egg-scruciating!" Egghead eggs-claims. "Looks like things aren't faring too well for us. It seems I'll have to even the odds." He throws more eggs at them, and they are doused with orange-colored knockout gas. Later, the Caped Crusaders find themselves in a sticky situation! They are tied upside-down to a giant egg above a giant sizzling frying pan.
"Glad you're awake, Caped clods, to witness your egg-secution!" Egghead sneers, "I removed your utility belts so you wouldn't make any untimely escapes. In one minute, that timer will ring and the egg will drop into the pan. If your bones are crushed by then, you will sizzle alive and be completely eggs-terminated! Farewell, bat-boobs!" The criminal mastermind laughs nefariously as he and his henchmen depart.
"Holy barbeque!" Robin exclaims, "This could be the end, Batman!"
"Never fear, old chum!" Batman says, "there may still be a way out!"
"I'm feeling the heat, Batman!" Robin shouts.
"Me too, Robin, Batman says, "We need to stop that timer!"
"But without our belts, we're helpless!" Robin says.
"There may still be a chance!" Batman says, "If I can just…pry loose…from these bonds." He starts to wiggle his fingers around and takes a small bat-knife concealed in his glove and starts cutting the ropes they're tied with.
"Hurry, Batman!" Robin says, "Our goose is almost cooked!"
"Hold tight, Robin," Batman says, "Almost got it!" As he continues to cut, the timer rings, and the egg drops. Suddenly, a red blur comes out of nowhere and speeds the Caped Crusaders to safety.
"Hi," he says, revealing himself to be a young man in a red spandex suit with a lightning bolt on the chest, "I'm the Flash!"
"Holy quick thinking!" Robin exclaims.
"Thank you for the assist!" Batman says, "We need to go after Egghead and his men!"
"I'm on it!" Flash says, as he whooshes away in a red streak. Seconds later, he arrives back with Egghead and his gang tied up. "Anything else you guys need?" The Dynamic Duo stare in astonishment.
"Oh, how egg-ceedingly embarrassing!" Egghead moans.