(A/N): Finally I am back and well educated about all the characters. I actually had to play Huniepop and take notes and research it's personality and all that exhausting stuff. I also took snapshots put it in a separate folders and label them correctly. It took me 14 hours to complete the game and 2 more hours to fix some game issues like how the mouse doesn't keep up with the games cursor. I have to say it was exhausting. But I had to make this fanfiction! There is no Bleach and HuniePop fanfiction. So I was thinking that I should add other characters when Ichigo gets all 12 girls like girls in Bleach itself and after that maybe add other characters from other anime like FairyTail or Naruto. But I am not adding people from games like final fantasy. I just can't. But maybe I will. But for now let's just go on with the story.
Help - Please review but please do so in a nice way. This is my first fanfiction so don't be picky.
Warning - This fanfiction contains adult content such as: Strong Language, and a lot of Birds & the Bees (+18)
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach (Tite Kubo) or Huniepop (HuniePot) or it's characters. I also do NOT make money off of this.
Chapter: I
World of the Living: Ichigo's room:
It's been months since Ichigo defeated Juda Bach. The former substitute soul reaper had nothing to do except fighting off some hollow no and then, but life was getting as boring each day that passed. He could go to college but none of the colleges in Karakura Town won't except him due to his absences in high school. What was really surprising was he still passed high school through those absences. But Ichigo really didn't mind. Ichigo was already awarded from the Soul Society for saving 3 worlds and defeating off multiple threats. He was basically rich.
Ichigo laid down on his bed looking at the ceiling, wondering what to do. Nothing was heard in his room now that Rukia is in the Soul Society. He heard a sudden alarm in his pocket. It shocked him a bit but quickly got over it. He reached to grab the object that was screeching. He pulled out his combat pass that was shining and ringing.
"A hollow?" Ichigo mumbled to himself. Ichigo sat up and tried searching for Kon.
"Kon where the hell are you!?" Ichigo got nothing but crickets.
"Goddammit! Where is that little pervert!" Ichigo searched through his desk's drawers, yet nothing was found. "Gah! I got no time for this!"
Ichigo grabbed his combat pass and pressed it. Ichigo's gigai collapsed on the bed. Ichigo quickly opened the door and a strong breeze entered the room. Ichigo then leaped out the window and flahstepped building to building. Ichigo was glad that he could still have his power to protect his friends. Somewhere deep inside, he was really glad that the hollows would appear so he could use his soul reaper powers. What's the use of his powers if there is nothing to use it on. Sometimes it gets really really boring without a little danger.
Ichigo finally saw a spider like hollow facing off 3 familiar faces.
"Orihime, Uryu, Chad! Over here!" Ichigo called out. The 3 friends of the substitute looked over to see who it was.
"Hey Ichigo!" Orihime gave a warm smile and waved at Ichigo. The hollow then began to run after her.
"Watch out Orihime!" Uryu pushed Orihime out of the way and Uryu aimed at the heartless creature and shot it right in between it's eyeball. Ichigo met up with them.
"Sorry about that Orihime, Ichigo here was just being stupid." Uryu said as he fixed his glasses.
"Oh yeah sorry about that." Ichigo rubbed the back of his neck. "Here let me help you up." Ichigo brought out his hand to help her up. Orihime's cheeks immediately turned red at Ichigo's kind gesture.
"Oh no no no, i-i'ts fine really," She picked herself up from the ground and dusted herself off. "See, I'm okay!" She gave a thumbs up to assure she was really okay.
"R-right." Ichigo deadpanned.
"Watch out Ichigo more are coming." Chad warned. Instantly more hollows began appearing out of the trees.
"Damn. Why is there so many hollows?" Ichigo wondered as he got his two blades out.
"I don''t know," Uryu said as he began to aim at them. "But all I know is that they're in the world of the living and they need to be defeated. What do you think Ichigo?" Uryu asked not keeping his eyes off of the hollows that were advancing towards them every second that passes by.
"I say, you talk too much." Ichigo smirked and charged at the hollows. The others smiled seeing that Ichigo hasn't changed a bit. Chad ran after him while Uryu was shooting multiple arrows at the hollows. Orihime provided protection with Saten Kishun. Ichigo slashed his way through multiple hollows while Chad punched a few hollows in the face.
"Do you think Mr. Kurosaki told Ichigo yet?" Orihime asked Uryu.
"If he did then we wouldn't be doing this. Just focus on the battle for now." Uryu replied.
Ichigo and Chad were back to back fighting off the hollows that would dare to come and challenge them. One by one, the hollows would die then come back again. Ichigo then connected his two blades into one and swung it like it was nothing. Chad brought out his fullbring and started taking out multiple hollows with a single blow.
Uryu looked at Orihime.
"Orihime when I leap in the air I want you to cover Ichigo and Chad in a dome." Uryu ordered. Orihime looked confused but she just nodded. She assumed that Uryu had a plan to hold them back a bit longer. She waited for Uryu's signal. Uryu waited for the right time until more hollows appeared.
"Now Orihime!" Uryu shot up towards the sky and Orihime covered Chad and Ichigo in a dome. Both Ichigo and Chad we're surprised.
"Orihime, Uryu, what are you doing?" Ichigo shouted in confusement.
"Light regen."
Yesterday: World of the living: Urahara's Shop
"So what's the big dea bring us to the park in the middle of the night? It must be important to have you three here." Uryu said as he looked at Kisuke, Yoruichi and Isshin.
"My my can't we just have a night at the park to relax?" Kisuke joshed as he fanned himself.
"That's obviously not the case." Uryu said.
"Hey Orihime, are you alright?" Chad asked as he saw Orihime trying to keep her head up.
"Huh!? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a little sleepy. Don't mind me." Orihime gave a weak chuckle. She didn't want to be a burden to anyone.
"Alright. Isshin." Kisuke called. Isshin nodded in agreement and grabbed a bucket full of water and splashed it on everyone. Everyone was now soaking wet in cold water at night and to make things worse, it was a bit windy outside.
"Gah! W-w-why t-the hell w-would you do that!" Uryu shivered.
"Okay! Okay! I-I'm awake n-n-now!" Orihime shivered as well.
"J-just tell us w-what's going o-on." Chad gently asked.
"Great!" Kisuke said as he clapped his hands together. "Now that everyone is awake we can finally tell you the news!" Kisuke looked towards Isshin. Isshin stepped forward and looked at the three friends of Ichigo.
"So my boy Ichigo is finally moving out of town to find a better, more exciting life out there!" Isshin said with a bright smile. The three friends eyes opened wide as they heard the words that came from Ichigo's father.
"What!?" They shouted with disbelief in unison.
"Yep! Ichigo is moving to a college outside of Karakura town." Kisuke finished off.
"What about the other colleges in Karakura town!?" Orihime shouted out.
"Those colleges won't except due to his absences. But luckily we found a perfect college for him! It might not be the best college but at least he has something to do to get his ass off the bed!" Isshin said.
"You know we have the same absences as Ichigo." Chad added.
"Huh?"
"Yeah! Ichigo should have been accepted to the college we were going to!" Orihime cried out.
"So what is this college you assigned him to?" Uryu curious to where Isshin assigned his son to.
"Oh, Its called the U.O.G but I have no idea what it stands for!" Isshin said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"You mean to tell me you assigned him to a college yet you have no knowledge of it!?" Uryu yelled out as a tick mark appeared on his forehead.
"How did Ichigo react to the sudden event?" Chad asked.
"Oh we didn't tell him." The goddess of flash step finally spoke.
"I wonder how Ichigo would react to that news..." Orihime thought out loud.
"He'd probably be pissed." Uryu took a educated guess. He knew Ichigo would be that way after the years they been together.
"Don't worry I know his weak spots." Yoruichi let out a playful wink that sent shivers down everyone's spine.
"Actually that's what we wanted to talk to you guys about." Kisuke said.
"So spill it out." Uryu demanded. He grew impatient every second that passed.
"My my are we a bit impatient." Kisuke teased.
"Dammit just tell us so I can go back to bed!" Uryu demanded.
"Alright alright. So here's the plan, I want you three to meet up at the park in the afternoon." Kisuke then got something out of his pocket and showed them to them. They saw 3 cell phones. "You will receive a small ring notifying you that the battle will begin."
"What battle?" Uryu asked.
"Questions later. Here each of you take one." The 3 friends picked up the cell phones and put it in their pocket. "Alright now that you have that, I'll finally show you what battle I was talking about." Kisuke brought out a little capsule that was shaped like a coin and was colored white.
"T-thats-"
"That's right Uryu. Looks familiar doesn't it. This is hollow bait that Uryu used for his contest with Ichigo when they first met. This bait will distract Ichigo while Isshin and I set up the luggage and a farewell party for Ichigo. Yoruichi here will be watching you guys to make sure nothing bad will happen. Once you hear a small ring that shows us we are ready. That's when one of you guys finish off the rest of the hollows. Ichigo will then receive a message to go home and that's when Yoruichi will flashstep you guys to Kurosaki's residence. Got all of that?" Kisuke made sure they understood the plan. They all nodded their heads in understandment.
"Alright. We'll see you tomorrow." Kisuke said.
"Thanks, we will come on guys." Uryu started walking back to their houses. Orihime and Chad nodded and followed after Uryu. It was a few seconds until they disappeared over the hill.
"Hope you plan works Kisuke." Isshin said.
"Of course it will." Kisuke smirked under his fan.
End of scene
"Light Regen"
A sudden burst of blue arrows rained from Uryu's bow and shot down all the hollows down. Only a few remained. The barrier that guarded Ichigo and Chad disappeared. Ichigo and Chad already knew what to do and finished off the rest of the hollows finished off the last hollow with a slice on the Hollow's mask.
"I think that's the last of them." Ichigo said.
"Wow! Uryu that was really clever the way you took out all those hollows without even harming Ichigo or Chad! That was really impressive!" Orihime bounced up and down in joy.
"It was no problem, really." Uryu blushed as he adjusted his glasses once more.
"Yeah, well you should of gave us a heads up." Ichigo complained.
"What do you mean, you knit-wit! I just saved your ass and yet this is how you thank me!?" Uryu barked until his blush was replaced by a tick mark.
"He's right Uryu you could of told us." Chad added in.
"Wait you're supporting HIM!" Uryu shouted.
"Calm down at least it's over. Geez." Ichigo said.
"Grrrr!" Uryu growled. Orihime started to giggle. Orihime then gazed at Ichigo with lust in her eyes. Ichigo caught her gaze and was instantly confused.
"You alright Orihime?" Ichigo curiously asked. Orihime snapped out of her gaze and shook her head.
"N-nothing!" Orihime started sweating bullets.
"Well okay." Then there was a sudden ring in Ichigo's pocket. "Huh?" Ichigo brought out his cellphone and put it up against his ear. "Hello...? Huh...? Uh sure... okay I'll be there." Ichigo closed the phone and put it back in his pocket. He looked up to his friends. "I have to go home guys. My dad needs me." Ichigo told.
"Alright we'll see you soon!" Orihime said.
"Yeah." Uryu added.
"Bye." Chad smiled at his friend.
Ichigo ran towards his house. He looked back if his friends were still waving but then they were instantly gone without a trace. Ichigo began thinking. What's going on today? Ichigo thought. But he just shrugged it off and continue on his path to his house.
Ichigo finally reached his house and saw Tatsuki and Keigo and Mizuiro enter his house. Ichigo grew really confused. His friends rarely went into his house unless they were reminding him that school is starting. Ichigo remembered he was still in his soul reaper form. He looked up to his room to check if it was open. Luckily it was open just how he left it. He jumped up towards his window and entered his room.
Ichigo saw his body still on the bed just as he left it. Ichigo quickly went inside his body.
"Gah! I should have made it comfortable. Geez my back hurts!" Ichigo said as he stretched to crack his back. Ichigo looked in his closet for something more comfortable than his white shirt and jeans. Ichigo opened his closet and saw nothing.
"What the hell!? Where is my clothes!" Ichigo looked under his bed and sheets to find nothing except a piece of paper. Ichigo grabbed it and stood up to read it.
Dear Ichigo,
You're probably looking for clothes right now. Well I hid them!
Love, Dad
Ichigo crushed the note with rage. Ichigo opened his door and raced downstairs.
"Dad! Where the hell is my-"
"Surprise!" Everyone yelled in unison. Ichigo was surprised with all his friends that were at his house. Renji, Rukia, Uryu, Orihime, Chad, Kisuke, Ururu, Jinta, Yoruichi, Shinji, Lisa, Hiyori, and Kensei, Tatsuki, Keigo, and Mizuiro.
"Ichigo!" Keigo launched himself at Ichigo. Ichigo dodged Keigo and tripped him and he fell to the floor face first.
"Keigo you should really stop doing that. The outcome of that is always the same." Mizuiro said.
"Why is everyone here?" Ichigo asked.
"You mean your dad hasn't told you yet? I for sure thought he'd tell you first out off all people." Tatsuki said.
"You haven't told him yet?" Rukia wanted to confirm with Isshin.
"Tell me what?" Ichigo was totally clueless. Isshin popped up behind Ichigo and put his arm around his shoulder.
"Ichigo, my son, I have to pick a college for you myself." Isshin told.
"You what!?" Ichigo picked his dad by the collar.
"Help!" Isshin cried.
"Look Ichigo, your dad has planned you to explore the world a bit and meet new people now that you have nothing to do now that you have taken care of 2 greatest threats in the world." Kisuke explained.
"What do you mean travel around the world? You mean to tell me that you sent e to a college outside of Karakura town!?" Ichigo yelled.
"Calm down Ichigo. Your dad just wanted you to explore the world a bit. In plus none of the colleges here would accept you anyway." Yoruichi told.
"Huh!?"
"I know. Chad and Orihime and I couldn't believe it as well." Uryu added in.
"You didn't get accepted to any of these colleges?" Tatsuki asked.
"No." Ichigo replied. "It might have been my absences." Ichigo said as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"You should be lucky Ichigo you get to see all kinds of women there." Shinji said imaging him being surrounded by bikini babes. He was immediately hit on the back of his head by Lisa.
"You pervert." Lisa muttered.
"You shouldn't be talking after all those dirty magazines I see you read!" Ichigo complained at the vizard.
"Hey I am not a pervert and those magazines aren't dirty! In plus I've seen you try to peek at it." Lisa blushed trying to get back at Ichigo.
"No I wasn't!" Ichigo blushed as well.
"Then why are you blushing!?" Lisa pointed out.
"Shut up!" Ichigo yelled out.
"Geez. Why don't you two kiss now?" Kensei added.
"What!?" Ichigo and Lisa yelled in unison.
"Wow Ichigo who knew you were that type of guy?" Karin smirked.
"Karin!" Yuzu was surprised at what Karin implied. "Ichigo is not that kind of guy!"
"I don't know. I found a dirty magazine in his drawer the other day." Karin said as she brought out a dirty xxx magazine. Ichigo then grew pale as he saw the magazine.
"Aha!" Lisa smiled.
"No that isn't mine I swear! It's a... friend of mine!" Ichigo told.
"Then who's this 'friend'?" Lisa gave a sly smile.
"Kon." Ichigo told.
"Yeah he's right it is Kon. I should know." Rukia was sent a shiver down her spine just the thought of the little perverted plush.
The conversation lasted for hours and hours on by. Finally it died out and they returned back to the original topic of Ichigo moving. Ichigo took the new more calmly and more maturely now.
"Alright when am I leaving to this college?" Ichigo asked.
"Actually you are suppose to leave right now. Here me and Kisuke got your luggage all prepared when you were gone." Isshin threw him his luggage. It was pretty heavy but Ichigo carried worse.
"Wait you planned this out!?" Ichigo now realizing why there was a odd amount of hollow that appeared.
"So are you ready?" Isshin pretended he never heard Ichigo.
"Don't avoid my question old man!" Ichigo yelled.
"Come on just get in the care you fussy baby!" Hiyori grew impatient.
"For once Ichigo I have to agree with here. You are acting a bit childish." Shinji said.
"Shut up!" Ichigo yelled.
"Bye Ichigo going to miss you when you're gone!" Orihime waved goodbye to her crush.
"See you soon." Chad smiled
"Don't do things I wouldn't do." Uryu said.
"Bye Ichigo we'll be waiting for you." Mizuiro smiled and waved farewell to his friend.
"Bye-bye Ichigo!" Keigo waved violently.
"Yeah see ya Ichigo." Tatsuki smiled.
"Good luck." Renji waved.
"Bye big brother!" Yuzu smiled and waved farewell.
"Bye Ichigo." Karin said in her usual tom boy tone.
"Baka..." Rukia smirked.
"Hey what's that suppose to mean!" Ichigo confused on what Rukia meant until he received a peck on both of his cheeks by Yoruichi and Lisa. Ichigo's face turned red as a tomato.
"I knew his reaction would be like that." Yoruichi giggled along with Lisa.
"Will you ever stop teasing me?" Ichigo gritted his teeth.
"Aww, will someone be missing me when I go?" Yoruichi smiled.
"I knew you were a perv." Lisa giggled.
"Okay time to get in the car Ichigo we'll be missing ya." Shinji then grabbed Ichigo and shoved him in the car.
"Bye Ichigo. Don't forget to train." Kenesi waved goodbye.
"Can we just get this over with I need to check if Mashiro and the others didn't wreck the place." Hiyori complained.
"Why are you in a rush? Don't you want to say farewell to Ichigo?" Lisa asked.
"Pfft. Why? He'll be back." Hiyori said.
"Bye Ichigo! We'll call you when we need you!" Kisuke waved with his fan.
"Here Ichigo this is for you just in case." Yoruichi winked as she threw a few packs of condoms at him.
"Damn you!" Ichigo blushed.
"Alright let's go Ichigo!" Isshin got in the car and started the engine. Isshin then started driving. Ichigo looked back to see all his friends waving at him. Ichigo waved farewell as well.
Ichigo then sat up on his chair.
"Okay so what is this college called?" Ichigo asked.
"Oh yeah! It's called U.O.G but I'm not really sure what the G stands for." Isshin said.
"Did you even research what this college is before applying me there?" Ichigo asked.
"Nope! Not at all! But my gut told me that this college was good!" Isshin gave a innocent smile.
"What you didn't research what college it was or how good it is you just picked it out because your gut told you so!?" Ichigo grew a tick mark on his forehead.
"Well I honestly don't care because you are going to become a doctor like your father some day." Isshin gave a big smile.
"Yeah right what really is the purpose of me moving to a new city?" Ichigo asked. He knew his father was hiding the true purpose of why he was moving to a different city.
"Well... I was thinking it is time for you to grow into a man!" Isshin told.
"So you assigned me to a new city just to have a girlfriend!" Ichigo yelled.
"Well to make it fair, you are pretty pathetic around women." Isshin smiled weakly.
"Shut up! It's because I'm not a pervert like you! You old fart!" Ichigo shouted.
"Alright alright." Isshin sweatdropped.
The after a couple of minutes the car grew silent. Isshin was focused on driving while Ichigo was in the back listening to music and trying to get some shut eye as much as he can but the road was too bumpy for him. He just decided to close his eyes until his body grew tired. To kill time he was just wondering how nice it would be to live in a city to make new friends.
Ichigo actually kinda liked how he was going to a new city to meet new people. Sometimes he missed meeting new people like in Hueco Mundo or in the Soul Society. Ichigo was put into thought wondering if there were still going to be hollows following him there. Ichigo thought of getting a girlfriend only made him blush and shiver at the thought.
What did he mean about having a girlfriend? Thoughts went through Ichigo's head. His dad probably meant by him being a grandfather and having grandkids. Ichigo blushed harder. Now that he thought about it. There was girls back in Karakura town that liked him. But it was too late for that now.
The trip was silent until Ichigo's dad broke it.
"Hey Ichigo." He called still looking at the road in front of him. Ichigo took off his headphones in order to listen to what his dad was going to say and he sat up on his chair.
"Hmm?" Ichigo signaled his dad that he was listening.
"In the luggage I bought you is a card with $750,000 in in it." Isshin told.
"$750,000!" Ichigo couldn't believe how much his dad had in store for him.
"I know it's a lot. You'd be surprised how much I get paid for being a doctor and helping Ryuken. Masaki and I prepared you for this life. I just didn't know when you'd do it. It took too long so I planned it for you. But for now on you're going to make the decisions. And yes we planned Yuzu's and Karin's future too. But I hope it will never come." Isshin said causing Ichigo to chuckle a bit.
"Thanks dad." Ichigo smiled.
"Don't mention it." Isshin smiled back looking at him through a mirror. "Anyway all I'm saying is that this is where you start your life on your own now." Isshin told.
"Yeah I know. Hey I got a question. Who will watch Yuzu and Karin when you go out for work because I'm not going to be there?" Ichigo asked
"I been thinking that too. But then I realized they're fifteen now. They're capable of watching each other." Isshin replied.
"I guess you're right." Ichigo said.
"Oh shit!" Isshin yelled in the car. Ichigo got startled and jumped up a bit.
"What!?" Ichigo asked why he yelled.
"I forgot to get you a plane ticket! Damn! The one thing I forgot to buy!" Isshin smacked himself.
"So what do I do now?" Ichigo asked. Isshin took a moment to think until his face lit up.
Ichigo waited for a response but instead the car suddenly stopped and Ichigo's face hit the seat in front of him. Then Isshin rushed out the car and opened up Ichigo's door. He grabbed Ichigo by the collar and threw him out along with his luggage. Ichigo fell on his butt and his luggage hit his face. Isshin quickly got back in the car. But before he drove off he said one final sentence.
"Bye son! Oh and... You left your guard down!" Isshin gave a big smile and drove off.
"Gah! Wait what am I going to do about the plane ticket!" Ichigo yelled but he was too late. His dad already disappeared off in the distance. "Grr. That crazy old bastard!" Ichigo growled.
Ichigo picked himself off the ground and dusted himself off. Ichigo picked up his luggage and sat on top of it and waited to see if his dad would come back. Ichigo grew cold as the wind grew stronger. Too bad he forgot to put on a jacket before he left. Actually he was rushed to leave. Ichigo tried killing time by doing some push-ups. He grew bored and took out his combat pass and pressed it. He caught his body before it could hit the ground.
Ichigo laid his body on his luggage trying to make his body sit still in a comfortable condition. He practice swinging his sword. He did this for hours. It already grew dark. The street light was already turned on. Ichigo was on the street meditating. He decide to go back into his body.
'Man I'm super bored!' Hollow popped out in Ichigo's head.
'I know. But what else am I supposed to do? I don't have a ticket' Ichigo said.
'I know, I know. And to think I was super excited to go on this trip. I was hoping to see some cute girls.' Hollow began drooling over the thought of seeing cute babes.
'You pervert!' Ichigo called out.
'Hey! You're such a prude. You can't even get one girl to sleep with you.' Hollow said.
'Shut up!' Ichigo blushed over the thought of sleeping with a women.
"Hey Ichigo." Ichigo heard a familiar call out his name. Ichigo snapped back into reality and saw Shinji walking towards him.
"Shinji what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be helping rebuild the Soul Society?" Ichigo said in a confuse tone.
"Yeah but your dad called Kisuke that he forgot to buy you a ticket so Kisuke called the Soul Society for help. The Soul Society was happy to help after what you did to save it. So you're coming with me. We're going to teleport you to the place you need to go." Shinji explained as he opened up a senkaimon.
"Right. Thanks." Ichigo said as he got up and grabbed his luggage. They both entered the senkaimon and found themselves in the Soul Society as planned.
Soul Society: In front of a larger senkaimon
Ichigo saw the Soul Society being rebuilt. It still looked pretty damaged but it was starting to look the way it looked before. Ichigo then saw all captains gathered around the entrance of the senkaimon.
"Hello Ichigo Kurosaki! Long time no see!" Shunsui waved at the oranged hair soul reaper.
"Hey! Shunsui why is everyone here?" Ichigo asked.
"We wanted to wish good luck on your trip." Isane said.
"Honestly I don't know why I had to come to this boring parade when I could be researching." Mayuri said with boredom in his tone.
"And I could be training." Tetsuzaemon said.
"ICHIGO KUROSAKI!" They heard a roar and immense spiritual pressure rising. Ichigo was filled with fear as he automatically recognize the mighty roar. It was none other than Kenpachi. "LET'S FINISH OUR BATTLE NOW!" Kenpachi roared.
"Oh SHIT!" Ichigo yelled out. Kenpachi charged at Ichigo with his blade. Ichigo ran away from Kenpachi like his life depended on it. BECAUSE IT DOES! Ichigo was running until Kenpachi was stopped by someone. Ichigo looked back to see Toshiro blocking Kenpachi's path.
"Thanks Tosh-"
"Ichigo~" Rangiku launched at Ichigo into a huge hug. Ichigo face was buried in between her breasts. "It's been so long since I've seen you Ichigo! Oh how I missed you so much! Ichigo. Ichigo?"
"Uh... I think you killed him Rangiku." Rukia deadpanned.
"Oh." Rangiku let go of Ichigo who was now gasping for air.
"Ichigo you little pervert." Lisa said.
"Not you again!" Ichigo saw Lisa in front of him.
"My my Ichigo you sure are a ladies man. You better not hit on my sweet Nanao." Shunsui then received a slap to the back of his head by a blushing Nanao.
Ichigo got up from the ground and retrieved his luggage.
"Grrr. Just you wait Ichigo. I'm going to get my rematch sooner or later!" Kenpachi growled. Ichigo's spine shivered.
"Come on Ichigo we all got gifts for your adventure." Rukia smiled and grabbed Ichigo's hand. Ichigo was forced to go. Rukia was first to give her present. Ichigo opened it and found a Chappy plush. Ichigo sweatdropped as soon as he saw it.
"Looks pretty cute." Ichigo heard a girly voice called out from behind him. Ichigo saw nobody.
"What's wrong Ichigo?" Rukia tilted her head in confusement.
"You mean you didn't hear that?" Ichigo was confused as much as her.
"I didn't hear anything." Rukia said.
"Nevermind. I'd must be hearing things." Ichigo said.
"Ichigo open my gift!" Lisa walked up to him holding a box. Ichigo opened the gift and saw a dirty magazine with photos of Lisa. Ichigo face turned red.
"W-What is this!?" Ichigo blushed looking at the inappropriate photos.
"What I thought you like it. You being a pervert and all." Lisa blushed and smiled.
"Damn! Those are some fine ass photos!" Ichigo heard the voice again.
"What the hell!" Ichigo turned around and saw nothing.
"Are you okay?" Lisa asked. Ichigo turned around and felt a sudden push. Ichigo lips connected with Lisa's lips. Lisa's eyes widen but then relax and fell in with the kiss. Everyone was surprised of Ichigo's sudden action.
"Ichigo!" Rukia eyes widen.
"Wow I always thought you'd never make a move Ichigo." Rangiku said.
"Lucky bastard." Shinji muttered.
"Ichigo you pervert!" Soifon yelled with a blush on her cheek.
"You finally became a man Ichigo." Shunsui smirked.
Ichigo released from the kiss and covered his mouth.
"I-I am so sorry! Something pushed me! I didn't mean to do that." Ichigo's reputation was now in ruins. Ichigo blankly kissed a girl.
"Yeah yeah. That's what they all say now come on." Shinji grabbed Ichigo's luggage and Ichigo by his collar.
"Wait I haven't even give out my gifts!" Some of the captains shouted.
"We'll just send em." Shinji walked towards the portal.
"Try to control yourself out there Ichigo." Shunsui chuckled.
"Wait I kissed her by accident!" Ichigo shouted.
"Whatever." Shinji then threw Ichigo through the portal. After Shinji threw Ichigo in the portal he dusted his hands off. "Alright let's get back to work!"
World of the living: Ichigo's apartment.
"Gah!" Ichigo landed on a bed. and his luggage flew out a portal as well landing on his stomach. Ichigo pushed his luggage off of him and it landed on the floor. Ichigo looked around to see where he is. He got off of the bed and began exploring the house. He couldn't get the thought of kissing Lisa out of his head. Something definitely pushed him. He would never had kissed Lisa especially never so sudden.
Ichigo found the front door downstairs and walked outside. He saw a letter on the ground and stared at it before picking it up. He looked at before opening it up and reading it.
Have fun on your journey my son!
Your loving father, Isshin
Ichigo looked back at the matt and saw a key. It was labled "House". Ichigo picked it up and put it in his pocket for safe keepings. Ichigo went back into the house. He explored the house on the first floor. His wallpaper was black while his carpet was wine red but one side of the wall was made out of glass with a sliding door that showed a beach. Ichigo saw a kitchen and in the living room was a huge flatscreen TV with a black and red leather couch. Ichigo looked down the hall pass the kitchen to see a bathroom and garage. Ichigo went into the garage and saw a jet black colored car with black tinted windows. Ichigo exit the garage and went upstairs. It only had a huge bedroom. The bed was huge. It's sheets were black that came with red velvet pillows. Ichigo looked through some more and saw a huge closet. he saw a open bathroom with a condom pack. Ichigo ignored that and saw he had a balcony. He opened the sliding door.
Ichigo needed this. The calm wind brushing through the dancing trees in the dark sky. Ichigo let out a heavy sigh. Today was crazy he had an unexpected journey to this place along with going to the Soul Society and accidentally kissing Lisa. Ichigo had to admit it was a pretty good kiss.
"Wow I'm impressed. You actually kissed a girl." Hollow said. Ichigo looked to his right and saw Hollow leaning on the railing.
"How the hell did you do that?" Ichigo surprised his inner demon was now out of his mind.
"I have my ways. But still, I can't believe you kissed Lisa. Not to mention the photos she gave you." Hollow smirked remembering how dirty it was.
"Ugh. Don't remind me." Ichigo blushed trying not to think about the dirty photos.
"Hey I know you like em. And don't even think about denying it because technically I'm part of you. So lying to me is like lying to yourself." Hollow smiled.
"I hate you." Ichigo muttered.
"Oh stop you're making me blush." Hollow laughed.
"Get out of here." And with that said Hollow disappeared. Ichigo then went back in and shut the sliding door.
"So how was the kiss playa." He heard the voice he heard earlier coming from his bed. Ichigo looked at his bed and saw girl who had a slender figure and small breasts and had green eyes along with pink hair tied into two pigtails she wore a pink and white ballerina-like dress with pink panties. She wore a pink choker and white stockings along with pink ballerina shoes. And the most absurd part was that she had pink fairy wings.
"What the hell!? Who are you!? And what are you doing on my bed!? AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?" Ichigo's face turned red.
"Oh right I didn't introduce myself to you yet. I'm Kyu the voice and that 'thing' that pushed you to kiss that fine looking woman." She greeted.
"It was you that ruined my reputation!?" Ichigo yelled.
"Calm down. In plus you should be thanking me." Kyu smiled proudly.
"Thank you?" Ichigo yelled.
"Look bud. I've been watching you for awhile now every since you started laying on your ass and I've seen enough to see that you need my help." Kyu explained.
"With what?" Ichigo asked.
"With girls of course. I AM a love fairy after all." Kyu said.
"What problem do I have with girls?" Ichigo wondered aloud.
"Oh boy where do I start. Okay first you're clueless to see which girl actually likes you. And when it comes to sex you become such a prude." Kyu told.
"So you're planning on getting rid of my innocence!?" Ichigo figured out her plan.
"Yep. I worked with most clients and they're basically walking chick magnets. But you... Let's just say you'll be my greatest achievement." Kyu assured him.
"I can get girls myself! I don't need your help!" Ichigo barked.
"Too late! In plus have you even went on a date." Kyu asked crossing her arms under her breasts.
"Um... well... no." Ichigo laid his head in defeat.
"See! Now pack your shit up we're leaving now!" Kyu said.
"Alright alright." Ichigo lazily got up and walked slowly to the door.
"Come on!" Kyu tried pulling Ichigo. They both went out the door where Kyu was leading Ichigo to where the date will be taking place.