Jeff and His Invisible Lawn Gnome
Summary: Part 4 in my Jeff series. Yes, the Gnome is invisible. Hehehe.
Chapter 1
A shadow lurked in Jeff's backyard. A shadow of nothing.
Inside, Jeff was seated on his couch watching 'The Leprechaun.'
"OhmyGod!" Jeff exclaimed. He saw a shadow dancing on his wall.
"OhmyGod, it's the Leprechauns!" Jeff, being blonde, grabbed his keys and got up to run to his car. Also, being white and scared, he fell.
"I would have to fall when *killer leprechauns* are loose." He jumped up and ran. He tripped 6 times.
"Gotta go, gotta go." He said cranking up his car. Jeff pulled out then saw the shadow. His eyes bulged out of his head.
"Oh no! Leprechauns!"
"Leprechauns! Where?!" A voice said.
"Who said that?"
"You can't see me, but I did."
"Leprechaun?"
"Why are you saying that? Leprechauns are the one thing that kills Lawn Gnomes!"
"You're not a Leprechaun?"
"No way, man!"
"Where are you?"
"In the passenger seat."
"Where? I don't see you."
"Yeah, that's the thing. I'm invisible to humans."
"Oh! Well, I'm Jeff. And you are?"
"Basil. Prince Basil Hasick."
"Cool. Why are you here?"
"Do you think Invisible Lawn Gnomes don't live here?"
"I didn't know there was such a thing."
"Well, there is!" Jeff smiled at his Invisible friend.
"You know, I never knew humans were this nice."
"Not all of us are like that." Basil was quiet for a while.
"Where are we going?"
"To my brother, Matt's house."
"Is he nice?"
"Nicer than me."
~*~Matt's Driveway~*~
"Come, Basil." Jeff opened the car door.
"Are you out?"
"Yes." Jeff shut the door. He and Basil walked up the steps.
"You go in first, Basil."
"Okay." Jeff opened the door and waited about 3 minutes before walking in.
"Matt! Hey Matt?"
"What?" A reply came from the living room.
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I was watchin 'The Leprechaun' and I saw a shadow and I thought it was one. So I ran. I got in the car and the shadow was with me again. I thought it was a Leprechaun again. But it turned out to be Prince Basil Hasick. An Invisible Lawn Gnome."
Matt looked at Jeff like he was nuts.
"You don't believe me?"
"I believe you're insane." Jeff narrowed his eyes and walked to the door and opened it.
"Basil, you out?"
"Yes." Jeff shut the door.
"Why didn't he believe you?"
"Oh, cause Matt's a big balooga asshole." Jeff drove home. There he and Basil live very happily.
A/n, Yeah odd I know. How did y'all like it?
Summary: Part 4 in my Jeff series. Yes, the Gnome is invisible. Hehehe.
Chapter 1
A shadow lurked in Jeff's backyard. A shadow of nothing.
Inside, Jeff was seated on his couch watching 'The Leprechaun.'
"OhmyGod!" Jeff exclaimed. He saw a shadow dancing on his wall.
"OhmyGod, it's the Leprechauns!" Jeff, being blonde, grabbed his keys and got up to run to his car. Also, being white and scared, he fell.
"I would have to fall when *killer leprechauns* are loose." He jumped up and ran. He tripped 6 times.
"Gotta go, gotta go." He said cranking up his car. Jeff pulled out then saw the shadow. His eyes bulged out of his head.
"Oh no! Leprechauns!"
"Leprechauns! Where?!" A voice said.
"Who said that?"
"You can't see me, but I did."
"Leprechaun?"
"Why are you saying that? Leprechauns are the one thing that kills Lawn Gnomes!"
"You're not a Leprechaun?"
"No way, man!"
"Where are you?"
"In the passenger seat."
"Where? I don't see you."
"Yeah, that's the thing. I'm invisible to humans."
"Oh! Well, I'm Jeff. And you are?"
"Basil. Prince Basil Hasick."
"Cool. Why are you here?"
"Do you think Invisible Lawn Gnomes don't live here?"
"I didn't know there was such a thing."
"Well, there is!" Jeff smiled at his Invisible friend.
"You know, I never knew humans were this nice."
"Not all of us are like that." Basil was quiet for a while.
"Where are we going?"
"To my brother, Matt's house."
"Is he nice?"
"Nicer than me."
~*~Matt's Driveway~*~
"Come, Basil." Jeff opened the car door.
"Are you out?"
"Yes." Jeff shut the door. He and Basil walked up the steps.
"You go in first, Basil."
"Okay." Jeff opened the door and waited about 3 minutes before walking in.
"Matt! Hey Matt?"
"What?" A reply came from the living room.
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I was watchin 'The Leprechaun' and I saw a shadow and I thought it was one. So I ran. I got in the car and the shadow was with me again. I thought it was a Leprechaun again. But it turned out to be Prince Basil Hasick. An Invisible Lawn Gnome."
Matt looked at Jeff like he was nuts.
"You don't believe me?"
"I believe you're insane." Jeff narrowed his eyes and walked to the door and opened it.
"Basil, you out?"
"Yes." Jeff shut the door.
"Why didn't he believe you?"
"Oh, cause Matt's a big balooga asshole." Jeff drove home. There he and Basil live very happily.
A/n, Yeah odd I know. How did y'all like it?