Disclaimer : the amazing world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.

Spoilers : The Wish and Dopplegangland.

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"Not very filling" the male vampire said as the human he was drinking from fell to the floor.
"What do you expect" the female vampire said as her meal colapsed.Just a few moments ago, the two vampires had sunk their teeth into a group of scared teenagers. As they grabbed two from the behind, some ran away and the others, well the others were just too scared to move. The ones who stayed were bitten instantly and struggled to get loose from the monsters who had grabbed onto them.
"How about we order pizza?" the male asked.
The female replied "And eat the delievery boy?"
"Of course" the male vampire answered instantly. The two vampires were going out before they were sired and it remained the same after they awoke. They longed for each other and every night they killed together. They both changed back into their human faces and started to kiss. They stayed like this until they heard walking in the distance. A chinese man walked around the cornor of the alley they were standing in. They stared at the man with hunger and he just looked back confused. The male vampire said "Screw the pizza, lets go chinese."
"You first Xander."
"After you Willow." The pair lunged at the man and they dug in.