Disclaimer: Nope, I'm Lilly, not Stephenie Meyer, so I don't own Twilight.. Or new Moon... Or Eclipse... Or... Edward. BOOH HOO.

mkay. I know that there's like, a million and two of these, but bare with me mkay? mkay. keep in mind that this is A COMEDY. lol

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wannabeavampire says: Emmett? What's up with your name?!

noodlebear says: um............ noodle??

wannabeavampire says: uh....

cars+shoes=life has signed on

cars+shoes=life says: What the hell Emmett?

noodlebear: ilu?

cars+shoes=life says: Where did you even get that name from?

noodlebear says: TV

wannabeavampire says: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the TV? good excuse.

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pixiestick says: Ohmigod Emmy! Did you get that off of the Suite life of Zach and Cody?!

noodlebear says: yea. totally.

cars+shoes=life says: you have issues. All three of you.

wannabeavampire says: Why do I have issues?!

cars+shoes=life says: b/c u love edward. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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wannabeavampire says: THATS RIGHT! RUN!

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noodlebear says: you know I didn't actually get this from that TV show rite?

pixiestick says: yea... I just wanted to see what would happen. Hey... why the heck is Bella dancing around a fire outside...Oh shit.

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noodlebear says: Im all alone :'(

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noodlebear says: woah Eddie, whats up with the name?!

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: I'm trying to send Bella a message... but what is the matter with you? Noodle bear?

noodlebear says: I have no idea.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Um.. where's Bella?

noodlebear says: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... I think she's outside burning Rose in a fire...

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl: WHAT?! BELLA IS CLOSE TO A FIRE?! SHE COULD GET BURNT! AHHHHH!

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noodlebear: well, that was entertaining..........

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pixiestick says: I like the name rose ;)

cars+shoes=life says: I thought you would lol.

pixiestick says: wait a sec...... I thought Bella burnt you in the fire for making that comment about Edward...?

cars+shoes=life says: No, she just wanted to practice her tribal dances for this year's prom.....

pixiestick says: ........

pixiestick says: wanna hear a joke?

cars+shoes=life says: do I have a choice?

pixiestick says: NOPE.

cars+shoes=life says: *sigh* go ahead then.

pixiestick says: Mkay. Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

cars+shoes=life says: A BLONDE JOKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

pixiestick says: Yes, shut up. Ok so, The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."

cars+shoes=life says: I really dont care Alice.

pixiestick says: The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cars+shoes=life says: THATS NOT FUNNY!

wannabeavampire says: hahahaha yea it is!

pixiestick says: Um........ when did you get here?

wannabeavampire: Oh, I've been here the entire time :p

pixiestick says: ..............................................................

cars+shoes=life says: that's creepy.

wannabeavampire says: Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.

pixiestick says: that's um........

cars+shoes=life says: CREEPY.

wannabeavampire says: A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge; a dime has one less groove.

pixiestick says: YOU KNOW THIS YET YOU CANT MATCH CLOTHES PROPERLY

cars+shoes=life says: that one's just weird.......

wannabeavampire says: If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.

cars+shoes=life says: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwww

pixiestick: What happened to our brains when we became vampires..?

cars+shoes=life says: WHY WOULD I KNOW?!

wannabeavampire says: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

pixiestick says: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

cars+shoes=life says: *sigh* I g2g fish Emmett out of the toilet bai.

wannabeavampire says: ANTS DONT SLEEP.

pixiestick says: that's enuf Bella.

wannabeavampire says: The average person laughs 13 times a day.

pixiestick says: hahahaha oh look... there's one down. 12 to go. You're weird... even for a human.

wannabeavampiresays: A gold fish's memory span is three seconds.

pixiestick says: This explains so much.................

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