Jeff Goes To McDonald's
Summary: This is part one of my Jeff Hardy series. Enjoy.
Chapter One
"Mmm.I'm hungry. Must. Have. Food." Jeff said is the middle of sexual intercourse. He jumped off of Beth and put his clothes on again.
"Not again." Beth exclaimed.
~*~*~10 Minutes Later~*~*~
Jeff arrived at McDonald's. It was closed. Of course. C'mon. How many Mickey D's do you know that are open at 2:300 in the morning?
"Damnit!" Jeff yelled. "I'm gettin' some food." He climbed out of his car. He snuck slowly to the door. Jeff actually managed to get in. With out getting caught. Go figure.
~~~In McDonald's~~~
Jeff went to the back. There he found fries, and burgers. All frozen. Being the *blonde* he is, Jeff actually cut the stove on and began cooking!
~~A Good 30 Minutes Later~~
Jeff sat his food (a Big Mac, 3 things of fries, Chicken Nuggets, and 4 large drinks) down and then sat himself down,
"Mmmm.food." Jeff said with his mouth full.
He managed to eat everything. Without puking. He was locking the door when the cops came and saw him.
"Don't move, buddy." A cop said.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he paused and took a deep breath, "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Jeff took off running and jumped in his car. The cops followed him.
"You'll never catch me alive!" He yelled.
~~~6 Hours Later~~~
The cops finally gave up and left him alone. And Jeff went home.
A/n, whadda ya think? NO FLAMES~
Summary: This is part one of my Jeff Hardy series. Enjoy.
Chapter One
"Mmm.I'm hungry. Must. Have. Food." Jeff said is the middle of sexual intercourse. He jumped off of Beth and put his clothes on again.
"Not again." Beth exclaimed.
~*~*~10 Minutes Later~*~*~
Jeff arrived at McDonald's. It was closed. Of course. C'mon. How many Mickey D's do you know that are open at 2:300 in the morning?
"Damnit!" Jeff yelled. "I'm gettin' some food." He climbed out of his car. He snuck slowly to the door. Jeff actually managed to get in. With out getting caught. Go figure.
~~~In McDonald's~~~
Jeff went to the back. There he found fries, and burgers. All frozen. Being the *blonde* he is, Jeff actually cut the stove on and began cooking!
~~A Good 30 Minutes Later~~
Jeff sat his food (a Big Mac, 3 things of fries, Chicken Nuggets, and 4 large drinks) down and then sat himself down,
"Mmmm.food." Jeff said with his mouth full.
He managed to eat everything. Without puking. He was locking the door when the cops came and saw him.
"Don't move, buddy." A cop said.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he paused and took a deep breath, "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Jeff took off running and jumped in his car. The cops followed him.
"You'll never catch me alive!" He yelled.
~~~6 Hours Later~~~
The cops finally gave up and left him alone. And Jeff went home.
A/n, whadda ya think? NO FLAMES~