The Trekkie Truth
I do not own Star Trek or Hercules. This is a fun little parody of the opening number from the 1997 animated movie with the Star Trek girls (Uhura, Carol, Chapel, Deanna, Crusher, Tasha, Nina and Janeway) as the Muses. Enjoy!
Uhura: We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes
Deanna: Heroes like Captain Kirk
Tasha: Woo! I'd like to make some sweet music with him
Uhura: Our story actually begins many stardates ago…
Guitar riff
Uhura: Back when the galaxy was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere the genetic creep called Khan ran amok
Tasha: It was a nasty place!
There was death wherever you stepped
Uhura: When chaos reigned and implosions and wars never slept
All: And then along came the Enterprise
They blasted their phaser beams
They zapped
Blew the Reliant to smithereens
They warped on their own and stopped calamity in their tracks
And that's the Trekkie truth
Kirk was too type A to just RELAAAAAAXX!
Deanna: And that's the world's first ditch!
Tasha: Yeah honey!
Crusher: Sustained the world while still in his youth
Though honey, it may seem impossible
That's the Trekkie truth
On Starfleet life is complete
As smooth as sweet shampoo
Though honey, it may seem impossible
That's the Trekkie truth