It was a dark and sto

My best friend (every character in undertale [STFU ALL U HATERS WHO TELL ME THAT I CANT BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERTALE SANS, ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT HES MYBEST FRIEND AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT]) and I were walking to walbaums trademark in the middle of Compton, California, when all of a sudden a gang of not one, not 2, but actually 69 black slave- looking faggolians came out of the store!(?)

"oongo boongo, grungogo uguo!!" (Translated: gimme thet tayyt warm boy ho'L, Crackah!)

-said one of tem (I am also friends with temmie from undertale btw faggot haha ur just jealous that I have a pet dog that let's me fuck it, you disgusting furry!)

"CHING CHANGULOKWAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!-"

-SAID ETIKA, THE BLACK WEABOO FAGGit

Suddenly out of nowhere I see a bright light, and the radiation levels on my pip boy raise by one tick, and I see a big mass of Chocolate amalgamating into one big abomination. This disgusting creature also known as "big creature being controlled via a TV remote by Neo from the matrix" was now staring right at us

Paralyzed in fear, chinmolio from underAlternateUniverse (my undertale OC) begged for our help.

Me, silica (silicon dioxide, or SiO2), usually in the form of quartz. (Also known as sand, like the undertale character you stupid peepeepoopoo head. I swear to God if you were to actually watch Rick and morty once in your life you would actually know that you retard) and undertale Jesus Christ all did a father-son kame-hame-he and killed the being. I then walked into the walbaums and realized that the door was LOCKED!! THEN FROM THE CORNER OF MY Eye I see Neo waving the key in my face and start running.

" POLICE! HELP! MY SLAVE US RUNNING AWAY!" SAID me and they pick him up and shipped him to my house within 2-3 business days. I brought him into my basement for questioning. We strapped him into a chair with a hole at the bottom so sans can shove a massive red pill up Neo's ass.

I said "WHERE US THE KEY PLOX GIVE IT TO ME YOU FAGLOR" and he said nothing.

In order to get him to speak I told sans "you must do the thing that the title of this fanfiction mildly suggests that you might do some point in this Canon undertale lore".

Sans then casually proceeded to casually proceed to casually take out tha casual red pill, and casually proceeded to stick it inside Neo's asshole. "WERE GOING DEEPER NEO!" -said sans

For every inch he shoved the pill up his ass, the pill absorbed all the moisture and grew twice as big, and for every inch in diameter it grew, the more Neo's jaw extended, to the point where his jaw went up at a 90 degree angle.

He looked like a fucking muppet lmao

I then stuck both of my hands inside Neo's throat and obtained the key, which unlocked the walbaums bonus level. All of us then killed Neo because we were really close to leveling up and he looked like just enough xp for all of us.

CHAPTOR 5: I REALIZE THAT WALBAUMS ISN'T THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE MITT ROMNEY REPLACED IT WITH BOYS R US

By the time we arrived at the walbaums (or what USED to be walbaums) we found a toys r us in its place. "Grrrr I'm miffed." I said, and sans came up with a plan to make toys r us go bankrupt in early-mid 2018 so our beloved walbaums shall come back.

Gamers unite