The Immorfifier

by warroirs fan

This is actually a short paper I wrote for school but I could completely imagine this being Bens attempt to be an inventor. It's amusing and fun to read... I know it's short please don't comment on length.

Dear Mr. Wal-Mart Owner,

I have invented an invention! I call it The Immorfifier; The Immorfifier is a small orange pistol with a dial on the side. The dial has 15 different animals on it. The Immorfifier is a device that can turn you into one of the 15 animals shown on the dial.

To use the Immorfifier, simply set the dial on the animal you want to turn into. Point the gun at yourself, and shoot. The process is painless, and there aren't any side effects.

I have created the Immorfifier so that we may finally be able to communicate with animals. My invention will reshape the world, because we could actually tell what animals think and feel! Just think, when your dog barks at you, instead of guessing about what he wants you can set the dial, point the Immorfifier at yourself, pull the trigger and BAM! You're a dog and you can ask your dog what he wants!

I hope that you like my invention, and that we can start putting Immorfifiers on shelves.

Until next time…..

Dr. Random