I'm too lazy to do accents xD
BTW, I'm having the story take place near Valentines day, even though while I'm writing, it's October xD I'm doing Japan's accent though, since it's funny af
The countries were at the World Meeting, being annoying as usual...
America: Who wants to hear about my ideas?!
Britain: Shut up.
America: Anyways, so here's my idea! How about we-
Britain: SHUT THE HELL UP!
America: You can't tell me what to do!
Britain: YES I CAN! IM THE FREAKING UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM!
Italy: Pasta!
*Russia rolls his eyes*
Russia didn't know that Belarus was right behind him, stalking as usual...
Belarus: Big brother! Marry me marry me marry me...
Russia: Go away!
Belarus: Not until we BECOME ONE!
*Russia picks up Belarus and throws her out the window*
Russia: There. All taken care of... I hope...
Italy: Pasta!
America: WELL LISTEN BRITAIN, MY IDEA IS AWESOMENESS BECUSE I AM TOTALLY THE HERO!
Britain: SHUT UP YOU'LL NEVER BE THE HERO!
*Britain and America throw chairs at each other*
Germany: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!
Everyone suddenly looked at Germany, scared as always...
Italy: Pasta?
*Germany rolls his eyes*
Germany: Now! Pay attention to me! As you all know, valentine day is tomorrow, and some of you are excited.
Italy: Yes! And Germany? You want to hear a joke?
Germany: Yes Italy?
Italy: Das boot! I'm talking like you!
*Germany blushes*
That's cute of Italy, trying to act and sound like me...
Italy: Tomorrow, I'm giving out Valentines cards!
Japan: I wirr give out Pocky...
America: AND I'LL GIVE OUT MCDONALDS! ALL ON ME!
Britain: *sips tea* Alfred, can't you be quiet for once? Your annoying.
America: I'M NOT LOUD!
*Germany does annoyed face*
Italy: Doitsu? Can I make pasta tomorrow? Please?
Germany: Of course Italy...
Italy: Yay!
Britain suddenly got an idea.
Britain: I'll make my scones!
Italy:No!
Everyone else: HELL NO!
Japan, with his accent, said,"HERR NO!"
Britain: Too bad.
*Russia screams*
Russia: HELP! BELARUS IS AFTER ME! AHHHHH!
Belarus: COME BACK! LET'S BECOME ONE BIG BROTHER!
*Russia throws Belarus in a hole and covers it up with dirt*
Belarus: Get me out of-
*Russia throws dirt in hole*
Everyone was looking through the window, confused and scared.
AFTER A VERY BORING DISCUSSION...
*Italy hugs Germany*
"Thank you Doitsu!"
*Germany blushes*
"For what?"
"For letting me cook pasta! I also have a VERY special surprise for you tomorrow!*
Italy ran off, as Germany blushed profusely...
France: Ooh a surprise? You know what THAT means!
Germany: Shut up.
France: Let's just say it involves you and Italy in be-
*Germany picks up France, then throws him outside*
Germany sighed, then walked away. But was stopped...
Rome: Stop.
Germany: Uhhh... Stop what?!
Rome: Oh, don't act like you don't know, potato bastardo!
Germany: I don't know!
Rome: If you do anything to my little brother, I swear to God, I WILL beat the crap out of you potato bastard...
TBC...
