Kill That Song!

It all started when, somewhere in the Organization XIII's hideout, Saix finds a song on the internet. At the moment, he was looking on Google to try & find something that could help him get... anyways... He was curious, so of course he plays the song. Axel, Xigbar, Vexen, Marluxia, Zexion, & Lexaeus happened to be walking by when he starts playing it. They popped their heads in to see what that song was. They all liked it. All... but Zexion. After that, they decided to use the song whenever any of them... you know... The song... SEXYBACK.

(Zexion)- ~sitting in the library, reading a book on the ocean~

Demyx is reading a music book, when all of a sudden, Xigbar pops up from out of nowhere, with the song playing in the background.

(Demyx)- "Xigbar? What are you doing here? & where's that music coming from?"

(Xigbar)- "Hush up, water boy. Let's get going." ~goes straight to him & starts making out ...loudly... (author- ...shutup... I'm a fan of yaoi...) ~

(Zexion)- ~wide eyes~ "Get a room, you two!" ~leaves~

As he's walking through the halls, he hears some more of the music as he goes past Xemnas' room... Hearing some loud crashes & moans... (author- I told you I'm a fan of yaoi... depending on what, hard-core... my mind is messed up, I know... please keep this a secret...)...

(Zexion)- "..." ~majorly sweat drops... & walks away slowly...~

Then he walks into his room, to find Lexaeus in bed, as if he was waiting.

(Lexaeus)- "Hey, did you get any of your reading done?"

(Zexion)- "No. Xigbar ended up going hard-core with Demyx as I was trying to read."

(Lexaeus)- "That's too bad. Hey, come join me. I was about to do some R-n'-R."

(Zexion)- "May as well."

Zexion takes off his cloak & goes into bed with Lexaeus. He cuddles in to his arm. A few moments later, a faint sound is heard.

(Zexion)- "Huh? What's that?"

(Lexaeus)- "Hm? Who knows..." ~moves hand over to Zexion's chest~

(Zexion)- "Hey, what are you doing? You only do that when-"

(Lexaeus)- ~turns over & starts... ummm... you know...~

A few minutes later, Zexion is trying to get Lexaeus to stop.

(Zexion)- "Nuuhh... stop, this feels weird...

(Lexaeus)- ~turns onto his side~ "Sorry, the song was inspirational."

(Zexion)- "..." ~mutters 'stupid song'~

So eventually, days go by & he decides to take care of this once & for all. He decides to suppress the memories of the members' of the song, & get rid of any & everything that has to do with that song, including Xigbar's pink hand cuffs. Eventually, he manages to do that.

Thus, the end of the song... SEXYBACK.

(Author)- ... Why did I do that?... Maybe because I'm a fan of yaoi... & the fact that (even though I don't really like the song), thought of doing some fan fiction with this group & this song... I. Don't Know... I think I'll be dead for a bit... I hope none of you readers were offended in any way by this... I know I was... umm... At least this isn't a continuous series... This is (hopefully) the only thing I'll do... Unless I get used to talking about hard-core yaoi to the public eye... That's gonna take a few months...