1st story! I saw this vid:
.com/watch?v=jlpIytyLVp4
and had to write this. Be nice, flames are not appreciated
Something was very wrong at the world meeting.
"Yo, does anyone else feel like like someone's totally missing?"
"Now that you mention it, yeah, it DOES feel that way, doesn't it?"
"I agree with England ~Aru"
"It does seem quieter today."
"Maybe it's because for once France and England aren't at each other's throats?"
France and England looked at each other, then attacked each other. Again. For the Millionth time.
"….Spoke too soon."
"Ve~ Maybe we should count to see how many are here?"
"America, England, Japan, China, France, Me, Italy….. Nope, we're all here."
Just then, Canada burst into the room.
"Sorry I'm late, I had to get something."
"…"
*Cough*
*Cough Who is this Guy?*
Now they'll HAVE to acknowledge me!
"…."
"O….k….. What did you….have to… um get?"
Canada took a CD player that had suddenly appeared, plugged it into a set of speakers, hooked up a microphone (Which took about 20 awkward minutes), and pressed the play button.
"I'm uh, I'm not a lumberjack, I'm a Fur Trader, and I don't live in an Igloo or eat blubber or own a dog
sled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzie from Canada, although I'm certain their really, really nice. I
have a Prime Minister, NOT a president. I speak English and French, NOT American, and I pronounce it
about, not aboot, and I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in Peace-Keeping, not policing. DIVERSITY, NOT A SIMULATION, AND THAT THE BEAVER, IS A TRULY
PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL! THE TRUTH, IS A HAT, A (this word isn't clear enough for me to understand, sorry) COUCH! AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ZED, NOT ZEE, ZED! CANADA IS THE
SECOND LARGEST LAND MASS, THE 1ST NATION OF HOKEY, AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS CANADA, AND I AM CANADIAN!
"..."
"Say..., could you repeat that? Didn't really catch your name there…."
And so, Canada disappeared into the Emo corner, never to be seen again.
Hope you liked it! Please review!~~~