Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I did, the entire story would degenerate in to one massive crack story.

All rights to J.K Rowling in her mansion, throwing around the equivalent of the money that Harry has in some fanfictions I've read with the combined Galleons of the founders and Merlin, including the Potter, Black and Peverell vaults.

Pfshh, I'm not extending an unfunny joke.

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Harry didn't know what he was getting in to when he decided to sneak in to Dudley's room and had the unexplainable urge to type in .

His next thought, however, was...

"What the fu-"

Which summarises the site quite nicely.

Although, THAT type of profanity would be saved for later, as he had only discovered the main page for the infamous website. What made him exclaim in a very loud manner was the fact that his name was at the very top of the 'all' tab.

And it had over 700,000 stories listed, of people writing about his life, imagining various different possibilities and events that could've changed his life as a whole.

Harry couldn't help saying, quite absentmindedly,

"Wow, these people have no lives"

I mean, who wastes their time making stories about characters with their own twist...

Am I right?

Hey, what do you mean hypocrite?

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As Harry regretfully clicked on the tab, almost as if against his will-(Must have a compulsion charm on the mouse), He finds that the first fanfictions are, in fact.

"Draco/Harry? What the hell does that mean?"

Must be some fight or something, apparently a computer takes a forward-slash like a divide, so it means they're at odds, right?

Oh was he wrong

After cleansing his eyes of what he has seen (maybe even an Obliviate or two) he has now learnt how people label a relationship, or as they say, 'Shipping' in this fascinatingly horrid dimension.

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Again, may or may not continue and another note of "Wow, what unstable update times".

Criticism always appreciated

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