A/N:I don't own the Harry Potter Series, I only own Giana. This might be one of the most random fanfic, it was in my mind all day and I had to write it down and share it with you. You might see some AVPS in this but with different words. Takes place in fifth year
It was Saturday afternoon in the Gryffindor common room, two first years was near the fireplace playing wizards chess, the Golden Trio was talking amongst themselves, while others was looking out the window or talking to their friends. It was really not that loud in the common room, which is surprising, but that all ended when a fifth year, by the name of Giana Holms, came bursting in threw the door.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"Giana yelled, with her hands in the air. "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING" She stopped in front of the two first years playing chess, in a calm voice she said, "You have checkmate you know, right there." She began to run up stairs in every room, yelling, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
When she got back down in the common room her friend Harry Potter stopped her, "Calm down Gigi.''
Giana stopped struggling and let out a sigh of breath, then began to jump up and down, "I'm calm Harry. I ment to say. THE SLYTHERINS ARE COMING! THE SLYTHERINS ARE COMING!" Giana began to run again, she opened the common room door and yelled once more, something completely different, "TAKE THAT YOU SLYTHERIN ASS!"
She then proceed to jump on top of Theo Nott, who was indeed at the door, they both started to tumble down the stairs, once they stopped, Theo Nott looked at her like she was crazy. Behind them they heard running, leading a group of people was Harry who looked furious, he turned towards the group, gripping his wand tightly.
"Who gave Giana chocolate?"He asked in a calm voice. "We all know she can't have chocolate, she gets all hyper then she gets violent."
"OUCH! Giana, stop hitting me," Theo said, covering his head with his hands. "I second what Potter said, who gave my girlfriend chocolate? Giana who gave you chocolate?"
"Professor Umbridge, she said chocolate will make me feel better,"Giana said, still hitting Theo in the head. "I was upset that you wasn't going to come see me today."
"I wanted to surprise you,"Theo said. "Stop hitting me woman!"
The moral of the story is, don't give Giana chocolate, she will become crazy, hyper and violent, you've been warned.