Hey, it's me Kelly!!! This is going to be pretty short, but
it's just for humor, so don't let it bother you. I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, or any of the cereal that I'm using!
Anywayz, on with the commercial!!!
Fushigi Yuugi Cereal
Commercials
Fruity Pebbles
"Yum!" Tamahome says as he shoves
Fruity Pebbles in his mouth, munching loudly, and goes to get another spoonful
of his delicious Pebbles. The spoon
scrapes the bottom of the bowl as Tamahome realizes he ate them all. "Miaka, my love!!!" Tamahome calls towards the kitchen in a
singsong voice.
Miaka
smiles and walks towards the love of her life, wondering what he could possibly
want this early in the morning. "Yes
dear?" She asks.
"Will you
get me more Fruity Pebbles?"
"Of
course," Miaka grinned. "Where are
they?"
"Their in
the second cupboard. Thank you!"
"No, thank
you..." Miaka smiled evilly, Tamahome unnoticing, in completely glee from the
thought of more Pebbles. Miaka steps in
the kitchen and glances at the real, unconscious Miaka on the floor. The imposter Miaka grabbs the Pebbles and
strolls over to Tamahome.
"You want
this?" she asks.
"Yes
please!" Tamahome smiles, raising his
bowl, only to have Miaka throw it back at him, hitting him in the already brain
damaged head.
"M-miaka,"
Tamahome stuttered rubbing his head.
"You just ruined my last 100 brain cells!"
Miaka held
the box up to her body and said in a rather high pitched voice, "Your Fruity
Pebbles are finally mine...no da!!!"
"Chichiri???
My Pebbles!!!" Tamahome yelled.
In a
magical instant Chichiri transformed back into his normal appearance. "They're finally mine, no da!"
Tamahome
pounced Chichiri and knocked him to the ground, in that time knocking the box
from his grasp. Tamahome reached with
all him might and could feel the smooth cardboard on the tips of his
fingers. Chichiri made the box appear
in his hands, and smiled.
Tamahome
wiped the smiled of Chichiri's fox-like face in an instant with his right hand
coming in contact with his left cheek, knocking the monk over.
"That hurt,
no da!" he whined, rubbing his face gingerly as Tamahome snatched up his box of
beloved cereal.
"Post
Fruity Pebbles, part of this complete breakfast," Tamahome starts, immediately
being squashed by a giant rock.
Spitting
out a bloody tooth, Chichiri holds up his thumb, winks and grabs squished
Tamahome's Pebbles and disappears with them in a cloud of smoke.
Nut 'N Honey
"Suboshi!"
Amiboshi cries as he runs to his twin brother sitting at the breakfast table,
crunching away on cereal. "Hey, what
are you eating, brother?" he asked,
feeling a little hungry himself.
"NutNHoney,"
Suboshi muttered through a mouthful of cereal.
"It's
pretty obvious that you're eating something," the older of the twins pointed
out. "What is it?"
"NutNHoney,"
Suboshi said, a little bit louder than last time.
"Why are
you calling me honey?" Amiboshi asks slightly blushing. "You're my brother! Now, just tell me what your eating."
"NUTNHONEY"
Suboshi said very loudly, articulating his words so his brother can understand.
"Just tell
me what your eating and you won't HAVE TO YELL!!!" Amiboshi yells back,
becoming angry.
"Shut up,"
Suboshi says punching himself and knocking Amiboshi to the ground. Glaring at his younger brother Amiboshi
pokes himself in the eye, causing his twin to grimace in pain.
Suboshi,
still holding his injured eye, lifts his right foot off the ground and slams it
into his left. Amiboshi falls one the
ground once more, but quickly crawls to the table and grabs and fork and shoves
it into his arm, leaving Suboshi with the same pain he felt.
"You want
to be that way," Suboshi asks challenging his brother. Accepting the challenge Amiboshi twists the
fork in his arm, causing tears to flow from his face.
Enraged,
Suboshi plunges his face into his cereal, and proceeds to drown himself in
milk. Amiboshi feels the burn from the
lack of air in his lungs, feels the cold milk running down his throat, and can
even taste the cereal in his mouth.
Running to his brother he pulls him out of the bowl. Suboshi has flakes of corn and nut clusters
stuck to his face and glares at his brother.
"Yum!"
Amiboshi exclaims. "Nut 'N Honey! Why didn't you say so in the first place?"
Trix
Miboshi
enters the Suzaku Seishi's breakfast room, only to find Tama-neko standing on a
table covered by cereal bowls. Tama-neko, being a really smart cat is pouring
milk into a bowl. Silently Miboshi
floats to the table and peers over Tama-neko's shoulders and sees the cat is
getting ready to eat a whole bowl of Trix.
Miboshi
shakes his head and takes the bowl away from Tama-neko. "Silly kitty, Trix are for kids!" Miboshi starts to eat the cereal for
himself, crunching loudly on the sugary corn puffs.
No
problem, Tama-neko thinks to himself.
I'm a master of disguise, I'll just dress myself up to look like
Miaka… and I'll… Tama-neko looks
back at Miboshi, who is now scooping up the cereal with his hands with milk
dripping down his chin, making all kinds of slurping noises. After seeing that…I have just lost my
appetite. With that, he runs in the
other direction, forgetting all about the freaky-baby thing that ate his
cereal.
Froot Loops
"Hey Uncle
Hotohori!" The three Suzaku warriors chirped as Hotohori landed in the nest
with them.
"What's for
breakfast Uncle Hotohori?" Chiriko asked politely.
"Yeah, what
the hell's for breakfast?" Tasuki asked angrily, patting his hungry
stomach.
"Uncle
Hotohori? What's for breakfast?" Nuriko asked delicately, winking at
Hotohori.
"Uhh…for
breakfast?" Hotohori asked worried, not
wanting to upset Tasuki, and not wanted to turn Nuriko on. Nuriko always said he was cute when he was
worried. Making something up as quickly
as he could he pointed towards the sun and yelled boldly, "Just follow your
nose!"
Three of
the four warriors quickly jumped out of the nest, high in the tree and fell to
the ground as quickly as they had jumped.
Chiriko was the only one left in the nest. "Are you alright down there?"
He asked, worried for his fellow warriors and his Uncle Hotohori.
"You know," Chiriko began, "it's not like
we're toucans! We can't fly!"
Nuriko
lifted himself off the ground only to realize a bowl was stuck to his
face. Pulling it off he threw himself
at Hotohori, whose face was also covered by a bowl.
"Uncle
Hotohori! You were right! We followed our noses and we found
breakfast!"
They all
laughed merrily except for Tasuki, who was still sprawled out on the ground,
unconscious, face down in Froot Loops.
"…part of a complete breakfast…" he grumbled.
Apple Jacks
Soi and
Tomo sat on the steps of their house, they had just had a busy day of playing
with their dog Ashitare, and running through the sprinkler in their front
yard. They decided to eat Apple Jacks
for supper, because they loved them so much.
Halfway through their second bowl, Nakago pulls into the driveway,
driving his BFI trash truck.
He opens
the door and notices them sitting on the porch. Curious, he walks over to them and pats them on the head. "Were you good for Lady Yui today." Both nod their heads, still eating. "What's that?" Nakago asks.
"Apple
Jacks!" Soi answers through a mouthful of cereal.
"But they
don't taste like apple!" Nakago
exclaims, eyeing the two warriors on the steps.
"Kekekekekekeke…"
Tomo laughs. "What's your point?"
"I was just
wondering why you liked them…"
"We eat
what we like!" Soi exclaims putting he bowl down.
Nakago
notices Soi and Tomo checking him up and down.
Knowing Soi's feelings for him, and knowing Tomo's lust for anything
male, Nakago thought I better get outta here!!! With that he ran as far as his legs could take him.
Corn Pops
Oh
no! I think I got here too late! Yui pouted as she stood in line at the
school's cafeteria. She glanced over
Tasuki's shoulder and noticed that there were only 5 boxes of Corn Pops
left. She looked and saw standing in
front her were 5 people. Tamahome,
Hotohori, Nuriko, Amiboshi, and Tasuki.
She knew all these people very well, and knew all of them would want
Corn Pops too.
Getting out
of line, she turned to the 5 men standing in front of her and cleared her
throat to get their attention. They
looked at her and she spoke, "I think
the 'I'm Falling In Love With Miaka Club' meets today in room 402."
All 5 men
ran out of the lunch line desperate to get into the room were the bogus meeting
was going to take place. Yui ordered
her cereal and sat down at a table. I
gotta have my Pops, she thought as she heard Hotohori scream, "I didn't know this was the 'I Want to be
Loved by Tomo Club'!!!!"
Oh well, that's all I feel like doing. I hope you enjoyed! I thing the Froot Loop one was my
favorite. I don't know I like the image
of Hotohori being Toucan Sam!
::sighs:: Please review and tell
me what you think!!!! Until next time!
Kenshin's Girl
