Mordecai waited till his confidence was built enough. Mordecai was finally going to ask Margret out.
"I'm going to the coffee shop, you sure you don't want to go Rigby?"
"No!" Rigby snapped.
Mordecai knew of Rigby's crush for him, and since Mordecai rejected him Rigby has been lazier and smoked weed and crap. Mordecai shrugged it off knowing what Rigby would do; jerk off to a picture of Mordecai and smoke his crappy weed.
Mordecai arrived at the coffee shop. Margret came over and took Mordecai's order while he caught his breath enough to say "hi".
Margret came back with his cup of coffee.
"I love you!" Mordecai blurted.
"What?" asked Margret. She didn't catch what Mordecai said.
Mordecai blushed and said, "What I meant to say was, will you go out with me?"
"Tch, ooh…..sorry, I'm taken."
"What! What guy this time?"
"Uh, it's actually not a guy."
"What?"
Suddenly Eilene came over and wrapped her arm around Margret's waist and Margret wrapped her wing around Eilene's shoulders.
"We're lesbians!" both giggled.
Mordecai felt tears in his eyes. Replaced by a girl! Mordecai ran out of there and ran home. He rushed up the steps as Pops was walking up. Mordecai knocked over Pops and he fell headfirst to the ground. Mordecai grabbed a kitchen knife and started slicing madly at his wrist while chanting, "FU FU FU IM EMOOO FUUU!"
Suddenly Benson came downstairs.
"WHAT THE HELL MORDECAI! NO EMO STUFF CRAP IN THIS HOUSE!"
"I'm emo! Make out with me!" Mordecai yelled.
"No! I'm not emo!" Benson yelled back.
Suddenly Mordecai sliced Benson's wrist.
"NOOOO! I'M EMO NOW! LET'S MAKE OUT!"
Mordecai and Benson started making out and fell to the floor. Suddenly Pops came in babbling nonsense with Muscle Man cracking stupid "My Mom" jokes. Pops saw Mordecai and Benson making out and flooded the house with a nosebleed. Muscle Man drowned and he became a ghost. He high-fived High-Five Ghost and they floated off around the house yelling more "My Mom" jokes. Pops suddenly woke up and ran around the living room yelling "POTATOES TASTE GOOD WITH CONDOMS!"
Skips broke the door. Skips came in and flexed his crazy huge-ass muscles.
"I am buff."
Benson and Mordecai resumed making out.
"RIGBY! ARMWRESTLE ME!" Skips growled.
"NO YOU'LL KILL ME AGAIN!" Rigby whined.
"Come down NOW!"
Rigby fell down the stairs and rolled into the kitchen. Rigby sat up, eyes bloodshot and smelling like weed. He held a bong in one hand and a sticky picture of Mordecai in the other. Rigby's eyes fell upon Mordecai and Benson making out on the floor.
"NOOOO! I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE OUT WITH MORDECAI! Can I join?"
Mordecai flipped off Rigby.
"Hell no!"
Rigby was about to attack the emo fags when Skips suddenly charged at him. Rigby screamed and ran while tripping and he fell down the stairs in the front of the house. Pops being even more retarded started to follow him. Skips flexed his muscles too hard and exploded into rainbows. Pops fell and his large head squished Rigby, whose blood choked Pops.
Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost laughed at everyone dying.
Mordecai wished he had a dick to fuck Benson. I came down from author heaven and gave him one. Mordecai fucked Benson so hard Benson broke his head on the counter and his gumballs spilled everywhere.
Muscle Man and HFG didn't laugh for very long cause then suddenly the Ghost Busters showed up and vaccumed them up. They both suffocated and died but came back and suffocated again.
Mordecai fell over dead. Mordecai caught AIDs from Benson because the fangirls kept kept whoring him out.
As the Ghostbusters left, the park exploded.
And not a single fuck was given that day.
THE END! :P