Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Gabriel, Castiel, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Carter Kane, Sadie Kane, Sherlock Homes, John Watson, The Doctor, Clara Oswald, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
Dean was having a bad day. It hadn't started bad, it had started as a perfectly ordinary day, and then Gabriel showed up.
Dean was standing in the kitchen of the bat cave getting the pie out of the fridge when he heard the sound of wings, "What is it Cas?"
"Wrong angle Dean-o," the hunter turned to see the archangel of annoyingness leaning against the door frame.
"What do you want?" Dean glared at Gabriel, "Weren't you dead?"
"Hey, dumbass, it's not nice to call people dead!" the archangel grinned, "I'm bored so…" before Dean could so much as make a sound a clear snap echoed throughout the bunker and Dean's vision turned upside down.
When his vision cleared, he was standing in a glass tube looking out over a circular clearing in a dense forest. In the center of the clearing, was, what Dean had to admit was a fairly impressive sculpture, though, he wasn't exactly Dean's favorite person at the moment. Yes, in the middle of the clearing stood a sculpture of Gabriel, carrying a horn overflowing with pretty much every deadly thing on the face of the planet. To his left, in another glass tube was Sam, and to his right was Cas, with a look profound irritation on his face. In a perfect circle around the statue, were more glass tubes with people that Dean could not recognize standing in them, clothed in everything from Greek battle armor to a fez and bow tie.
Then, Gabriel appeared, standing on top of the statue holding the largest megaphone Dean had ever seen. With a gesture at Sam, Dean, and Cas he began, "Friends, Romans, Galifreians; I have brought you all here today because I am extremely bored. You are here today to participate in a battle to the death, except no one will be dying. Instead you'll just be knocking each other out because the fates in your respective universes would hate me if you died. Once you get knocked out you'll be coming up with me to watch the fun,"
If Dean had his gun he would so shoot the archangel, even if it wouldn't kill him.
"Now introducing our competitors!" on the front of Deans tube a picture was projected, "first, from my own home town: Sam, Dean, and Cas Winchester."
Dean glanced over at the angel on his right. The expression on Cas's face was somewhere between confused and enraged, as if he couldn't quite understand the implications of the 'Winchester' tacked on to the end of his name.
"Next, from the planet Galifrey: The Doctor, and his companion, Clara Oswald."
The images on the screen showed a young man with messy brown hair wearing a fez, and a woman with strait, brown hair.
"Now we have the Romans, and Greeks, but we'll start with the Romans: Hazel Levesque, and Frank Zhang" images of an African American girl with brown hair and an Asian boy with short, black hair appeared on the screen, "then the greeks: Perseus Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood" the screen showed a boy with black hair, sea green eyes and a Mediterranean completion, a girl with curly blond hair, tan skin, and fierce, storm gray eyes, and an older boy with a goatee, curly brown hair, and what appeared to be horns sticking out above his hair, "then those people who just can't decide which side they're on: Jason Grace, Piper McLean, and Leo Valdez", images of a boy with blond hair, electric blue eyes, and a scar on his upper lip, Dean wonder if he got it in a fight; a native American girl with kaleidoscope eyes, and a boy with curly brown hair, and eyes which danced with a mischief that made Dean think that he shouldn't be trusted with fire or sharp objects.
"Next, on too some others. From the sandy deserts of Egypt, or maybe the shoreline of Brooklyn: Carter and Sadie Kane" an African American boy with unruly brown hair and a girl with blond hair with pink streaks in it, both of whom appeared to be wearing black linen pajamas flashed across the screen, Dean was wondering how they were related, then again maybe Gabriel was doing the same thing he had with Cas.
"From the streets of London: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson" two men appeared on the screen. The taller one had wavy black hair and an intrigued expression on his face, was wearing a long black coat with a blue scarf. Standing next to him was a short man with mousey brown hair, his expression was more shock than the other man's. Dean thought he must have been hearing things because he could have sworn Gabriel said that it was Sherlock Homes and John Watson.
"From the Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry we have; Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley," three kid's, about eighteen were up on the screen, the first had glasses and messy black hair. The girl's hair was unruly and bushy. The last kid had a shock of red hair freckles and his clothes looked like then been worn in and worn out several times already.
"Now, let the battle begin" Gabriel yelled. He snapped his fingers and a huge holographic display appeared above the statue, displaying the number 10. Gabriel counted down along with the display: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go!" as Gabriel finished counting, the glass tubes disappeared, and Dean leaped at the statue, intent on getting a decent weapon.