The Maniacs of Never Never Land
A/N: For this story, I want to say one word: BEWARE! It is something a bit personal to us, though so we would like the reviews to be kind and FLAME US!!!!
Disclaimer: We thank J.K.R for without her ideas we wouldn't be writing this. We also thank all the people who created Peter Pan,disney movies, and rooms with barred windows.
Once upon a time there were three girls who were never to be apart. One was Sunny Black, another Evie Lupin, and the last Kassidy Pettigrew. These three girls were sworn at all costs to be safe, and near each other at all times, but one day their bodyguard Sleepy fell into a deep sleep. He was always a strange fellow, so when he collapsed beside Sunny, she took no notice. The only thing she did was push him off of her glass slippers, where he had begun to drool. Looking around they decided quickly to leave before anyone saw them. Where though they did not know, until suddenly they heard a voice behind them. It was a mirror, with the head of Bambi in it telling them to go to the city under the sea and find Ariel. They at once agreed and were off in scuba gear before you could say "Toto, come home". When they were under the sea they met many creatures, like Flounder! At last they came to Ariel's chambers, where they persuaded her to come along with them. When she agreed some sort of curse must have been lifted because all of the sudden the sky cleared from its rain clouds and they could see light. With the light came the shape of a ship that belonged to Captain Hook. The bright sunlight reflected off his silver hook, which had a little dress on it. The ship was their next stop, and they quickly swam to it. The trio and the five other tag-alongs (Flounder, Sebastian, Ariel, King Triton, and Ursula) got onto the ship and introduced themselves to Captain Hook, who was playing a game of chess with Jasmine. He was obviously trying to catch her eye, so Evie took him aside and told him that she and her friends would be happy to help him get her attention.
The task wouldn't be easy though, because others wanted her too. Aladdin, Abu, Iago, and the Flying Carpet were just a few. Mr. Melvin, or Captain Hook, was stronger though and was easily the tallest. So, the trio decided he should wrestle the others to see who got Jasmine's hand in marriage. But, to make it fair, they said the losers would get a night out with one of them and Ariel. The battle raged on, but in the end a winner was chosen, it was Iago and he took Jasmine up to her room with an ecstatic expression on his face. Now he was not the only happy one that evening. Aladdin and the Flying Carpet realized their undying love for each other, Abu and Ariel made their way back to her bedroom chamber, and Captain Hook took Kassidy by the hand and led her away to a night of excitement. King Triton and Flounder knew that they needed someone and King Triton asked Sunny to join him in his quarters and she accepted. Flounder and Evie looked at each other from different sides of the room and knew. Before anyone could yell "Jiminy Cricket" they had clashed together in an intense and engaging kiss. In the end, Iago and Jasmine had a baby feather boy. Aladdin and Flying Carpet had many good nights in their lives together. Abu and Ariel invented Sea Monkeys. Captain Hook and Kassidy are frequently found in his personal cabin of his ship. Sunny became Queen Sunny and Prince Charming was Triton and her son. Flounder and Evie created many happy merchildren, all of which were Merfaggots. And Ursula well lets just say she's Dumbo's real Mom.
AND THAT"S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
A/N: Well what did you think? Wasn't it just wonderful? Just remember now f/r!