Note: these Char. Do not belong to me so don't sue me. Plus don't sue me for my poor attempt to make comedy.
Thanks.
Final Fantasy IIV: The Making! "Bloopers"
By Slayer13
Questions for the Cast…
1.Cloud:
Q.Can you really handle a sword?
A. Sure! Watch this!
Cloud gets up and takes out his Buster Sword. He makes a swipe and the sword flies out of his hand and hits a camera. "Ooops…"
The interview person laughs.
Q:Cloud. Have you ever had a sexual relationship with Tifa?
A.(Cloud Stands up) I have not had sexual relations with that woman…miss Tifa…err oops. Heh heh. No I haven't.
Cloud wipes the sweat from his eyebrow and watches Tifa nod with approval.
Q.In the game. Did you ever have troubles with any of the monsters?
A.Yes. In the middle of one of the flash back scenes me and Sephiorth had to fight this green Dragon but it wasn't at all easy to control it. I brought a clip. Take a look.
Flash to Scene…
Sephiroth and Cloud have climbed out of the truck. "Get back Cloud. This one's mine!" Sephiroth makes a flying dash with his Masamune. The dragon roars and swallows Sephiroth whole. "CUT!!" screams the director. Cloud scratches his head. "Holy shi..*beep*
Back To interview.
The guy looks scared now. "Well. Err Lets go to the phones! Caller Number 1!! You're on the air baby!
Caller: Q. Does Tifa have implants?
Cloud:A.Err..
Cloud walks over to Tifa and feels her tits. They seem to swash back and forth after he let's go. A very mad Tifa smacks him across the face. Cloud walks back to his seat with a red handprint on his cheek.
Cloud: A. would say so.
A chair flies across the room hitting Cloud in the head. Tifa looks at him angrily.
Interviewer: Caller Number 2! Your on the air man!
Caller#2: Well..um..err..i..um..CLOUD YOU ROCK MAN!!! *click *
Cloud: ….o..k
The interviewer rolls his eyes.
Interviewer: Ok enough calls. We have enough time for a few more questions. (flips though some pages)
Q. Cloud. Have you ever used the hilt of you're sword for anything that Tifa…*sweat drop * might see as pleasure?
Cloud looks up fast. Wipes something off the hilt of sword and grins.
A: Nope. Heh Heh.
Tifa nods again.
Interviewer: Ok last question.
Q….Where the hell do we get these questions???!! ( a person can be heard in the back saying "cut the crap and read em")
Did you ever have a threesome with the girls?
A.*sweat drop * Yes.
Three chairs go flying at cloud and he is knocked out cold.
Interviwer: Well I guess that's it for Cloud's Questions. Tune in later for a chance to ask the amazing boob job girl Tifa. the questions you wanna know.
Note: This was a very poor attempt at comedy right? Maybe…Maybe not. If you want me to continute…GIVE ME A HELL YA!
LOL. Oh well.
Next Chapter (maybe) Tifa Interview Questions.