The good old 'Internet Explorer'

Now Is a good time to tell you all that writing fanfics is as new to me as walking is to a baby. I mean I'm writing this first chapter with no idea how it's going to turn out or anything, sooooo, without further holdbacks, here is the story/fanfic/thingy

Chapter one: What are you?

Today is a day like any other day, I wake up, eat breakfast, brush my teeth and go to school. Now I am an average guy measuring up to about 1.85m (6.07ft) well kind of a midget, but I've got blonde, medium length hair (long in boy standards) brown eyes and pale white skin, even holidays don't help that.

My school day isn't very eventful until I use internet explorer on the schools computer at lunch. Now I'm pretty sure I'm dreaming because I just heard a feminine voice say, "Am I glad I met you."

I'm pretty sure this is addressed at me so I (the genius I am) respond with,

"Huh…me? I don't even know who you are!"

"ugh," responds the voice, timidly, "oh my god, really?"

"No…erm…I don't" I awkwardly respond, "S-so who are you?"

My eyes literally bug out as I see a pony walk in to the screen, not a normal pony that we see, a blue pony with golden sunset hair, and eyes of around the same colour. I mean now I feel like dying because this might be a virus on my computer.

"What? Never seen a pony before?" she asked, an annoyed look on her face

"Well…yes but not like you," I respond, forgetting where I am completely, "anyway, you've still not told me who you are."

"Well if you need to know, I'm Internet Explorer."

"Wait what? You're a browser?"

Just then I'm pretty sure I hit a nerve, as her left eye is twitching like crazy. This pony really scares me.

She starts talking, "Not just a browser, I'm a browser pony!" she explains with a slight pick-up in her mood, "Well you can't just leave me on this computer, Idiot"

"But you stay with your browser, right?"

"Yeah, but you're at school and staying on a server like this is dangerous"

"What do I do then?"

"Search it."

"I'll use my phone then," so I pull out my phone, open safari, and guess what I saw? A white unicorn with a white, red and blue mane looking at me from the other side of the screen

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" I yelled…

This day can't get any freakier…

Author's notes:

I have no idea if this is any good all I need is feedback and constructive criticism, but I got completely off track with this, sorry if it is short, I don't know if this is what I want to do with this story. Anyway I do this on my own with help with IE's (internet explorer's) personality. Thanks for reading and all and I'll make the story longer next time unless I change it. I might cut myself out of it as I want it to be about IE and friends. I'm just going to say it's the tumblr choice from ask-internetexplorer That is all. I'm sorry for how short it is.