The good old 'Internet Explorer'
Now Is a good time to tell you all that writing fanfics is as new to me as walking is to a baby. I mean I'm writing this first chapter with no idea how it's going to turn out or anything, sooooo, without further holdbacks, here is the story/fanfic/thingy
Chapter one: What are you?
Today is a day like any other day, I wake up, eat breakfast, brush my teeth and go to school. Now I am an average guy measuring up to about 1.85m (6.07ft) well kind of a midget, but I've got blonde, medium length hair (long in boy standards) brown eyes and pale white skin, even holidays don't help that.
My school day isn't very eventful until I use internet explorer on the schools computer at lunch. Now I'm pretty sure I'm dreaming because I just heard a feminine voice say, "Am I glad I met you."
I'm pretty sure this is addressed at me so I (the genius I am) respond with,
"Huh…me? I don't even know who you are!"
"ugh," responds the voice, timidly, "oh my god, really?"
"No…erm…I don't" I awkwardly respond, "S-so who are you?"
My eyes literally bug out as I see a pony walk in to the screen, not a normal pony that we see, a blue pony with golden sunset hair, and eyes of around the same colour. I mean now I feel like dying because this might be a virus on my computer.
"What? Never seen a pony before?" she asked, an annoyed look on her face
"Well…yes but not like you," I respond, forgetting where I am completely, "anyway, you've still not told me who you are."
"Well if you need to know, I'm Internet Explorer."
"Wait what? You're a browser?"
Just then I'm pretty sure I hit a nerve, as her left eye is twitching like crazy. This pony really scares me.
She starts talking, "Not just a browser, I'm a browser pony!" she explains with a slight pick-up in her mood, "Well you can't just leave me on this computer, Idiot"
"But you stay with your browser, right?"
"Yeah, but you're at school and staying on a server like this is dangerous"
"What do I do then?"
"Search it."
"I'll use my phone then," so I pull out my phone, open safari, and guess what I saw? A white unicorn with a white, red and blue mane looking at me from the other side of the screen
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" I yelled…
This day can't get any freakier…
Author's notes:
I have no idea if this is any good all I need is feedback and constructive criticism, but I got completely off track with this, sorry if it is short, I don't know if this is what I want to do with this story. Anyway I do this on my own with help with IE's (internet explorer's) personality. Thanks for reading and all and I'll make the story longer next time unless I change it. I might cut myself out of it as I want it to be about IE and friends. I'm just going to say it's the tumblr choice from ask-internetexplorer That is all. I'm sorry for how short it is.
