Just another night here at my "great" job. Can't wait for six AM! It's been who knows how many nights since I got the job, and I'm still not on the day shift! 'We'll get you a replacement as soon as we can' they say. Then, they take down the newspaper ad for a night guard. I can't believe they cheated me into working longer. At least everyone is still in their proper… Balloon Boy is not in the Game Area, nor in the vents, that can mean one thing, he's in the office.
Before I put down the cams, however, I hear laughing and greetings from in front of me. I know it's him, and I want him to leave, but I am also curious what he wants.
So, I keep the camera up, and he the voice of BB, growing ever louder, saying,
"Hello?
Hi.
Hehehhehehehehehehehe.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hehehhehehehehehehehe.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello?
Heeelllooo?
Hi?
Hehehhehehehehehehehe.
Hello!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi?
Hi!
Hi!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Jeremy?
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Jeremy, JEREMY!
Guard?
Guard!
Guard!
GUARD!
GUARD!
GUARD!
GUARD!
Freddy?
Freddy!
Not Freddy?
Not Freddy!"
((Time skip two hours))
"You!
Guy!
Hi!
Hello!
'Sup!
Wuzzup?
Salutations!
Greetings!
Bonjour!
Hola!
Aloha!
Howdy!
Heya!
Good day!
Jeremy!
Guard!
Freddy!
Not Freddy!"
Two hours. TWO HOURS, HES BEEN DOING THIS, CANT HE STOP?! In extreme frustration, I lower the tablet, screaming, "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"
He raises his head slightly, before simply stating "I took your batteries.", then running away like no tomorrow.
Did he just? I flick the light on to see if he was right. Nothing. He, was, being honest. Oh, well. Not like I needed that to stay alive.
Wait, where's Foxy?
A/N: Yeah, that's it. Just a one shot. I guess you could say, Just One. Anyways, you can guess what happens next, because of what usually happens when BB gets in the office.