AN: Hey guys, here's a new interesting story for you. Plus its also a different genre from what I usually do. Enjoy! Warning: Very explicit language! Read at your own risk, and do not repeat any of these words please. Also this story is meant to be screwed up and creepy and stuff, so if you don't like gruesome gory stuff, I suggest you stay away from this story too XD. I have never really written anything like this before, but at the moment, it feels exhilarating to write something with so many swear words. I don't say them at all, so saying them in my writing gives me quite an adrenaline rush. I apologize for all the swearing in future chapters.

Chapter 1: A Secret Plot

"Hello everyone, I am toad. I have been serving the princess in her kingdom for years, but unfortunately, that is all I have been able to do. All I do is stand by the sidelines watching Mario go around the castle rescuing the princess all the time. That stupid plumber does all the cool stuff, going down slides, climbing perilous mountains, traversing dangerous deserts. All for that dumbass princess that treats me like shit. I can't stand it anymore, I can't understand why Mario gets all the fame when I give him two stars, not one but two stars to help him in his adventure. What does he repay me with you ask? Nothing. He just walks away with glee looking for more fucking power stars to save that fucking princess. God I hate him! I want him to get the fuck out of this castle for good. Forever. I need to come up with a plan, yes, a plan to get rid of that fucking prick once and for all. Heh, I know….I'll kill him."

"What's up Toad? You look like you're spacing out or something." Mario asked, showing concern for his little mushroom friend.

"Why the fuck is he talking to me? Go away shithead!" "Oh, it's nothing Mario, I'm fine." Toad replied, trying to fake a smile as best he could.

"Well...alright, I'm going over to Jolly Roger Bay to go get eight red coins. I'll see you around!" Mario said while running off to the door that leads to Jolly Roger Bay.

"Finally...he's gone. I need time to think of my plan…" Toad thought to himself. He walked over to the room where Princess Peach's famous slide was located. "This room should do...but it's not hidden enough...time to do some renovating." Toad thought while he walked over to a supply closet. He opened it and looked at its contents. "Let's see...a sledgehammer will do. What else...what fucking else?! Dammit! I can't fucking remember! Oh yeah! Bricks...I need bricks to cover it up...and door hinges...to hide the fact that its even there...hehehe…" Toad acquired all the materials necessary to build his secret lair for secret operations. He walked over to an empty space in Peach's secret slide room and started to slam the sledgehammer into a brown brick wall with a lot of space. Pieces of brick were pulverized out of place, dust and bits of brick are scattered across the floor. Toad kept pounding at the wall, each blow with the sledgehammer released a sudden burst of adrenaline within him. "Hahahaha! Fuck yeah! This is amazing! I'm almost done too! See? Work can be fun...hehe. There...finished...phew, it was fun but man, did it take a lot of fucking energy out of me…" Toad thought to himself while he stepped through the now open space in the wall. He spent hours out of the day to work on his secret lair. Exhaustion seemed to have no effect on him as he kept working no matter how extremely tired he became. Out of the sounds of construction, Toad could barely hear Mario jump out of the painting. "Shit! He's back already? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I can't let him see me working on this! I have to cover it up!" Toad cursed at himself and rushed up his stainless steel elevator up to the secret brick door he worked so hard to build. Now back in the secret slide room, he quietly shut the hidden brick door and locked the tiny hidden keyhole behind a slightly different colored brick. "Ok, it's all good now, no one will find it…" Toad thought as he walked out of the room to go back to his post near the entrance to the room that the Jolly Roger Bay painting resided in. "Hello Mario! How was the eight red coin hunting? Pretty fun huh?" Toad asked the red plumber that looked as if he'd been through Hell and back. His clothes were ripped and shredded, his eyes were bloodshot. Crimson red blood soaked through his usually blue overalls. Deep agonizing lacerations covered parts of his body, mostly his legs. Toad pretended not to notice these gruesome changes to the red plumbers appearance. "I'm guessing you had the time of your life huh?" He asked, still pretending to be cheery as usual.

"Fuck off Toad! I'm not in the mood...I almost died from getting eaten by an eel…" He shouted into Toad's ears and stomped out of the dark blue room.

"What the fuck is his problem?" Toad thought to himself. "You know, I never really took the time to really look at the fish in these aquariums. They look so happy and peaceful, unlike a certain toad in this castle…" He mused while he walked over to peer at the fish in the aquarium. "Wow...they're so peaceful and majestic…I remember the first time I went fishing…"

-Flashback-

"Daddy! When do I get to try!" Toad said to his father, who was holding a fishing rod.

"Hold on son, let me cast it out for you, then I'll hand you the rod." The father replied. He swung the fishing rod out and cast out the bobber really far out. Then he handed the rod over to his son. "Ok son, what you have to do is, when you feel a tug on your fishing rod, reel it in really fast. Ok?" He asked and patted the young toad on the head.

"Oke doke Daddy!" He replied and quietly sang a tune to himself while he waited for a fish to bite on the bait. He waited for at least ten minutes then finally a fish took the bait. Toad reeled in as fast as he could and was able to catch the fish. Although small, it felt big to him. "Can we eat it for dinner Daddy?" Toad asked. The father nodded his head and began to take the fish off of the hook. The hook snatched onto the eye of the fish, blood dripped off of where the hook stabbed through the eye. The father swiftly took the hook out with a few pulls. Then he took the fish and put it on a wooden table. After that he grabbed a large knife and started to skin the fish of its scales. Small amounts of blood squirted out as he tore each scale from its original position. Toad just stared at the gory show his father put on for him. The father then started to cut out the guts, eyes, and organs of the fish, which for Toad, was quite a pleasant experience. Seeing the slimy, bloody, intestines and the beating heart getting ripped out and obliterated to pieces is usually not an enjoyable experience. For Toad, however, this was the most amazing thing he ever saw. The father then took the fish and fried to perfection, once that was done, they both sat out in the sunset eating their fish that they both caught together.

-Present time-

"I'll always remember that….good times…wait. That gives me an idea! The perfect plot to kill that annoying red plumber! It all starts….in this very room...hahaha!" Toad laughed maniacally, his eyes looked over to the dark squares high up on each of the walls in the room of Jolly Roger Bay.

AN: Ok, I know what you're thinking, WTF right? I told you this was going to be gory and gross. I hope all of you who stayed to finish reading this liked it, and make sure to review. :) I'll post the next chapter soon. See you soon!