(DISCLAIMER: DON'T LOOK AT OTHER PROJECTS, THEY'RE HOT GARBAGE. THIS REDUX IS MADE BECAUSE OF THAT REASON. ALSO I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THIS IS JUST FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. THAT'S ALL!)
The Anime Crew Redux Episode 1: The Revaluation!
"Damion….IT'S FINALLY DONE" said a scientist in astonishment. "That's the thirty fourth time you've said that this week doc! Make sure your right this time" comically said Damion as he was sitting on an desk behind him. He was watching him because he had nothing better to do, at least nothing to do in an Area 51 base.
Damion….he's an extraordinary person….Damion is a bio baby, wildly known as a Genetically Created War Machine. He was a war machine for the France and Galactic war from years 2036-2087. His DNA is made from the strongest warriors in the galaxy. And his whole body can transform into any element of the periodic table, and any substance.
He hates wearing shirts because that dysfunctions him, so he's shirtless. So he's reduced to a torn down brown short. They won the intergalactic war and they released Damion of his war duties so he roams free. But now he resides with his "technical dad" in Area 51. Where they work on inventions.
"Ah, but you see…I worked out all the kinks" said the scientist gleeful. "That sounds Kink-y" said Damion with an also gleeful face. "Enough with your Goddamn puns! Now behold….THE INTER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL!". Said the scientist proud but yet tired. "Doc…we tried this already, this is what caused the Galactic war years ago".
With the scientist losing sleep lately on his project, he wasn't thinking fully enough to understand the consequence. "Ah, but you see my child. That's why I have you". "I'd love to fight whatever comes through there but, I'd like to prevent that" said Damion trying to be reasonable.
"BELIEVE IN ME" said the scientist as he forcefully pressed the button. Nothing happened for a while. Then the portal glowed light blue and that was it. "Um, doc. I know teel is my favorite color but, is this what the dimensional portal was supposed to do?" Said Damion confused. "No it should be turning r-" The portal began sucking everything in.
Chairs, papers, desks, test subjects, bombs, test tubes, mechanical parts, and Liquids were flying in. Damion and his 'Father' held on to the only built in desk. Damion melted his hands firmly on the desk, but his dad kept slipping. Before Damion could reach out. His dad let go. In a flash Damion let go as well he punctured the table with his legs so he wouldn't fly in and used his hands to only grab his fathers head.
"DOC I GOT YOU" DAMION SCREAM. Nobody could hear each other, the Red alarm on the door was to loud. His dad kept screaming something which he could not hear. And within 12 seconds of grasp….Damions dad head popped off. And Damion who felt grief, lost all force in his body an let the portal suck him in.
On the way through the time space continuum. He thought and cried his way down. He fell long enough to actually accept it. And right as he did. A hole ripped and he fell through. He inspected the place on the way down. It looked exactly the same as his own world but oddly weirdly shaped. He thought he can handle the impact in the way down but he bumped into something small in the air. And both him and the object fell into a dark alley way.
(Mean while….at the Bay)
"OI, LUFFY. Something appeared in the sky" said Zoro calmly. "Ah, we just had a break from all the adventuring" said Nami. But Luffy without a care Gum Gum Rocketed his way into the portal, but immediately got shot out by someone falling on to him. The smoke cleared on the ship. Everyone was waiting to see who or what it is.
"Whoa…that was a doozy. That thing came out of nowhere" said a…girl. She had long blonde hair that was spiked. She had brown leather coat with a black tank top under. A brown leather skirt. With Golden Shotgun Gauntlets on her wrist. Everyone tried to puzzle who she was to see if they can remember her. But they couldn't.
Before anyone could speak or even begin a movement, which they were curious. Luffy burst end up and said "OI, YOU…THAT WAS COOL!" Said Luffy in astonishment. Everyone face palmed at Luffy's ability to be stupid. "COOL PIRATES…I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE EXTINCT" said the lady. Everyone again face palmed at her ability to be stupid.
"We'll just because you guys look cool. My name is Yang Xiao Long. And I mean no harm" said Yang excited and pleadful. Everyone was relieved. But not everyone, Sanji who just wanted his hands on her got shut down by Robin with her web. And Luffy was, well being Luffy. "YOUR HAIR IS SO COOL" Said Luffy. "Is it fake though" said Luffy as he made….the worst mistake…of his life.
He plucked out a piece of her hair….Without hesitation Yang turned around and peacefully shot him in the face. She looked pissed. "Don't-ever-touch-my-hair". Everyone calmly shook their heads. Zoro finally spoke up and said "You shot off a piece of his hat off…". "So?" She responded. "That's his most favorite thing in the world…prepare to have a bad time".
"Come at me Then, Pirate Boy"
(Insert "I Burn" song here)
Luffy and Yang both hoped to the Shore. They started circling each other. They stared into each other's eyes as they did it. Luffy jumped and did a gum gum pistol, but she side stepped and grabbed his arm and pulled him closer. She shot some pellets in his face 3 times then kicked him off.
Mid kicked Luffy grabbed both of Yangs shoulders and head butted her. Her head got red and she was dizzy. "YOU PRICK, YOU WOULD HIT A GIRL". "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED EQUALITY" said Luffy as they both clashed again. Yang charged up her gauntlet to shoot a mini plasma shot. She aimed below Luffy and it propelled him into the air. While Luffy was trying to find balance Yang jumped in the air and punched him in the stomach. Her punch knocked him onto the sand immediately.
Luffy turned both his hands into the hardened haki. And jumped into the air while stretching his arms behind his back. He performed a gum gum Hawk Bazooka which got Yang in the face and tossed her against a building. Yang was stuck against the wall and couldn't get out. Luffy stretched his arm out again. And used his hardened haki and shot it at her, mid way through the punched his hand lit on fire. "RED HAWK" The punched impacted her stomach she spat out blood, but of her coat was burnt and the building broke.
Luffy was looking through the debris, he let his guard down and looked up. It was Yang with blood dripping down her head tossing a pillar at his head. He didn't have enough time to react so it got him in the face. He lost a tooth and him too was bleeding from the side of the head. They ran at each other Luffy did his gum gum Gatling, and Yang just tossed her fist at Luffy super fast, like his gum gum Gatling, but she was using her pellets as well.
Luffy then gave out and ended the clash. And Yang punched the ground which levitated the road below him and rocketed him up in the air. And Yang Suplexed him, then grabbed his legs, swung him around into another building. She picked up a car and threw it at him. Once again, Yang was looking through the debris, then she head something. "Gear…Second". She thought it was something else. "Hardened Arrangement". She started getting suspicious. "Elephant gun"….She knew….it was to late.
Yang and the Debris flew against a construction site. Luffy and Yang were bleeding in multiple places. Luffy blew both of his thumbs and used hardened haki. "ELEPHANT GATLING". Luffy fist charged at her, but Yang grabbed a construction beam and knocked both the hands away and she kept swiping him in the head, pounding his chest with the power beams. Luffy couldn't move because the beams began to topple until all was seen was Luffy's head poking out of the beam pile. All Luffy could see was Yang charging up her gauntlets.
Every beam exploded like a pipe bomb and blew Luffy back on the shore. With nothing but his shorts. He had burnt marks everywhere. So did Yang. All she had was her mini black pants that she wore under her skirt and her under shirt that she wore under the coat. They were both fading in and out of consciousness because they were both bleeding immensely. Luffy finally broke the silence "Besides Don Guy. You're the only one worthy achievement. Sorry for the spoilers everyone!".
Everyone on the ship waited. "WELL…HERE IT GOES".
(MeanWhile…Back at the Ally)
"Ow…hey watch It pal. You ruined mine and Jenny's calm flight around this weird place" said a chidly voice. "Wait what, you got teleported here too?" Said Damion understanding. "Well yeah, a few people from other dimensions here too, from what we've seen from" said the kid. Damion and The kid dusted off. "Wait who's Jenny?" Said Damion. The child rudely pointed his way to the trash can with a shiny blue and metal person inside. Damion pulled her out and flipped her upside down. He was speechless. And so was she.
"S-so what's y-your n-name" said Damion excited, shocked, and nervous at the Same time. "O-oh, m-my name is XJ-9, but people call me Jenny. I'm a robot made by my mom scientist to help save the world from a alien war". Damion knew, she was the one. "Cool, I have the same Dilemma, but I have biological created, and I have a dad…well….used too anyways".
"Oh sorry to hear" said Jenny. "And oh yeah. This is Tuck, one of my closest friends". "Sup" said
Tuck. "Oh cool, so where you two headed. I'm kinda got warped here myself and I don't know a damn thing in this place" said Damion finally warming up. "We don't know either" said Jenny. Tuck scaredly pulled on Jenny's are. And point at the bay. They both saw Fist and shots flying. So they went to go check it out.
(Back at the Bay)
Everyone was there, Jen, Tuck, and Damion. They were watching Luffy and Yang fight. Luffy had a brolic body with haki from his shoulders down. "CAN YOU HANDLE GEAR FOUR". He Gum gum Kong Cannon her chest. And her soul shattered she fell helplessly on to the ground. Luffy went back into his normal state and walked towards her. "You were a good ma-" Yang the shot up and shot a charged plasma beam into his mouth. They both fainted on the ground.
Damion walked up to both of the created a metallic platform under them and lifted them to where Jenny and Tuck were. He then healed them just by touching their chest. Then they both woke up. Yang Slapped Damion"DON'T TOUCH MY CHEST LIKE THAT YOU PERV". "Hey screw you, I saved your life. And your life. Both of you were on 'fire' that 'match'. I don't wanna take 'shots' in the dark but you two are strong" Jokefully said Damion. Jen, Tuck, And Yang punched Damion on the side of the head. "Those puns were awful".
"Wait…By the looks of your ship. I say you know the way around these parts right" said Damion as he looked at Luffy. "Yup, that why I got Nami, my Navigator for" said Luffy as he rubbed the back of his head and smiled. "Well then…We all would like to join your crew" said Damion.
To be Continued…