A/N: Random Drabble things, most likely to make no sense what so ever!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARUHI SUZUMIYA ETC. BUT I DO OWN CHLOE ;)

Kyon and his cake - Part 1

Today, Kyon had brought a rather tasty looking mud cake for his lunch, and had left it in the SOS brigades room for 'safe' keeping. He did not get to see his beloved cake until lunch, which made kyon very sad. He considered skipping class but thought his cake would be disappointed with him.

When lunch arrived Kyon skipped merrily down the hallway and cartwheeled into the room only to see the one and only Itsuki Koizumi eating Kyon-Chan's cake.

'Y-y-you! My lovely cake!' Kyon wailed. 'Oh! I apologise, Kyon-kun. I did not realise!' Koizumi beamed. 'Well, I do say I must do something to make up for this horrible misunderstanding!' He Chuckled. In his rage, Kyon came up with a cunning plan... To eat Itsuki Koizumi and rid the world of him forever.

Kyons expression suddenly flicked to a sunny sunny happy face. 'Fufufu~ Its okay, Suki-Chan!' Kyon chimed cheerily, in a totally stereotype gay voice. 'As long as I get a piece!' then kyon lunged at koizumi at ate him whole.

'Just then haruhi walked in the room' Mikuru said sternly in a narrators voice. Yuki nagato walked in the room. 'OHEMGEE HARUHI-SAN YOU CHANGED SO MUCH!' kyon hugged a confused looking Yuki.

'Wait, confused looking? Yuki doesn't show emotion?' Suddenly Yuki ripped her skin off to reveal Haruhi in Cookie monster suit. 'OMG RUN!' Mikuru yelled and shot Cookie monster Haruhi in the face with a water gun filled with lemon juice. Kyon then proceeded to ride with Mikuru into the randomly appearing sunset on a toilet with wheels. Unfortunately Haruhi wasn't dead so she created a not-so-closed space which without Itsuki destroyed the world and everyone except the computer society president, Chloe Wonderland and Taniguchi Died. Everybody questioned why some very unimportant characters and a previously unmentioned OC had lived and Taniguchi said it was because he was so good looking he can't die, Chloe was his princess and that the Computer dude was his slave.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End

R.I.P Itsuki Koizumi, the guy who's face hardly ever changed.

LOL. I'm not sure.

YAAY ITS SIX MINUTED PAST ELEVEN AND I'M HYPER LIEK I'M ON DRUGS.

REVIEW IF:

you liked it

you loved it

you hated it

you are in love with itsuki

you are Chloe Wonderland (Name changed for privacy reasons!)

You think i'm cool

you're a nice person

you are wondering why i like to make lists

you want me to dress up as Haruhi for the Anime convention in November!