The undertaker(Ugene) x Grell
''Now tell me what the problem is.'' Ciel said to Ugene and Grell. ''He never listens to me!'' Grell whined. Ugene said ''He complains all the time! I can't deal with his noise!''
''MY NOISE!I just want attention from you Ugene! You never pay me any attention!''
''I have needs! Think about me needs for once!'' Ugene exclaimed making a dirty motion to further his point.
''THINK ABOUT ME NEEDS? That's all I ever do Ugene! That's all I ever care about!'' Grell said getting upset. ''Well I'm not happy so you're not doing a good job.''
''I'm trying my best!''
''Hell I get more pleasure out of me corpses.'' Ugene yelled. Everyone grew quiet.
''(Gasp) How dare you!''
''Young Earl can you do something about this squawking disaster?''
''Squawking disaster?'' Grell asked insulted.
Ciel sighed ''First off, you two should be more positive around each other.''
''As soon as he opens his mouth my whole day is ruined.'' Ugene complained.
''Grell, try to stop whining okay."
''Okay I will.''
''Okay now on to pleasure. You two should try to spice it up.''
''Everything I want to do he's scared of.'' Ugene complained pointing to Grell.
''He likes unusual painful sex! I can't deal with it! I'm too fragile! I want to make love!''
''What in the bloody hell is making love?'' Ugene exclaimed.
Ciel said ''It's sex but gentle, soft, and caring.''
Ugene said ''More like boring and dull!''
''I'm not letting you use those bones on me!'' Grell yelled.
''Don't let the whole bloody world know!''
''You two need to adjust to each other s liking! Be able to deal with the ups and downs. Grell and Ugene looked at each other and the kissed.
''I promise that I'll get used to your annoying squawking voice.''
''And I promise that I'll get used to your weird fetishes.'' Grell said leaning onto Ugenes shoulder.
''But one more thing before we get married, Promise me that you won't start drooling over Sebastian every minute of the day.''
Grell smiled ''Are you jealous of Sebby?''
''No! If you marry me I want your eyes on me and me only.'' Ugene said sternly.
''Okay Ugene! I love you.'' They kissed again.
Ciel sighed and said ''Now you two can get out.''
''Okay! Thanks little one.'' Grell exclaimed getting carried out of the room by Ugene ''Make sure you come by the mortuary to see us some time!''
Ugene said before they left Make sure your butler doesn't mess with my husband or he'll feel the scythe.''
Ciel chuckled and then Meirin and Bard came stomping in angrily, 'What did I get myself into...'' Ciel thought wearily.
Authors note: This is going to be a very amusing story LOL!