DDoJ:I don't own Digimon or Soul Eater.I only own the plot and the OCs.

Ruki and Kouichi:She also doesn't own Harry Potter in 99 seconds,she just changed Harry's name to the Japanese version.

Coyashi:On with the story!

Tai:Shut up,fatass!

Jyou:You are not the author only she can decide when the story starts,dumbass!

"Seriously,Kenny?"

"DUDE,THAT WAS AWESOME!"

"Does this mean we don't have to go to school anymore?"

"Ruki and Kouichi,where the hell did you two get those fireworks from?"

"Wow,Kenny.I never thought you'd be the one to do that and somehow rope Kou and Ki into this..." The students of Shibuya Elementary were all lined up outside the school grounds,which were now brimming with ashes and the remains of grader Kenny Wilson was responsible for the school fire,everyone was either concerned that their classmate was a possible pyromaniac or completely stoked for the possibility of not having school for a long graders Ruki Shigami and Kouichi Kimura were responsible for the fireworks,to everyone this was normal for those two,but it left everyone wondering where they got the fireworks from. Jyou Nasaki,a friend and classmate of the three mentioned kids was confused "Kenny,Ruki,Kouichi," he started "how the hell did you completely burn the school down?And were did you two get the fireworks from and sneak them into school without anybody noticing?" Before they could speak,another friend and classmate,Taichi Kishin, cut in with"The real question is—WHY the hell did you completely burn down the school? We're gonna be completely behind all the other fourth and third graders in the world and it'll keep us from college which will make it harder for us to find jobs and—" "Dude," Ruki interrupted "we were already never learned anything in that school." She pointed out "But seriously,man,Tai's got a good did you burn it?" Kouichi asked "Mmmpth mmmnnth mmnnnph mphhnmm mnph phmmn nmmm!" replied Kenny rather joyfully, muffled by his massive, orange others stared at him couldn't even process the horror of what Kenny had just replied,nightmares were bound to ensue after hearing his reasoning."GAAAAIIIIIIISSSS!" A high pitched voice screeched. "Oh god," muttered three kids realized their friend-that-nobody-likes was waddling towards them."It's Coyashi." Out of breath,Erikku Coyashi finally reached the four."Kenneh..." he breathed in his strange,voice with the New Jersey accent "YOU ASSHOLE!" He yelled lunging at the parka wearing boy and grabbed his started shaking the boy back and forth violently,he screamed "AY!WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!I HAD A BOX OF RICE CAKES IN MAH DESK!" "Shut up, can get more at your house or something." Ruki said shaking Kenny he looked at Ruki and yelled "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!I was GOING to EAT THOSE!" Rolling her eyes Ruki pulled out Sgt. Frog Manga and began to read.

"Seriously, though, Coyashi. Because you lost that precious box of Rice Cakes, your mom will buy you even more. 'Sides, don't you realize? We might not have to go to school anymore! And please stop doing that to Kenny. You're gonna give him Shaken Baby Syndrome or something…" Kouichi interjected."Wait say that again." Coyashi demanded "I said your mom will buy yo-" Kouichi started until Coyashi cut him off."I meant the one about skewl." He said "Oh.I said we don't have school anymore because Kenny burned it down,and because Ruki and I set fireworks off in the sixth grade hallway and got Hiroki Fujja arrested...again." Kouichi who heard this cheered while Butters yelled "School's out forever!" "No school!" Everyone cheered...until the principal said "You still have to go to school,M'kay. You are going to schools that are actually willing to take you children,M'kay?" Everyone could hear people saying "Aww,man!","Awww,nuts.", "Why us?","Damn,Conformist." and "Killjoy." They kids paled knowing they might get separated or worse,actually learn something and do homework."We're screwed." Ruki said causing everyone who heard to nod in agreement.

At home...

"Oh shit,shit,shit." Coyashi said as he was in the fetal position "This is might be separated because our one wish has come true." Jyou muttered while Tai went to help Ruki with the food while Kouichi was setting the table for all five of the kids shared/lived in a huge treehouse they mostly lived there and ate there seeing as they're the ones who built they got the materials is something only Ruki and Kouichi know that the others have to find out so no one knows how they got it,and since those two are good at stealing stuff everyone has theories on how they stole those happened to the nice,innocent,naive,cowardly,shy, boy that everyone knew?Ruki is what happened,she helped him get over some of his shyness,and fear so when Kouichi was scared he mostly relied on Ruki to help him and to comfort him."Yeah.I mean who do they think they are?There's no way hell that they'll separate us from each other if they do they've made a big mistake." Ruki yelled from the to them they were being watched by a man in black robes and a cartoonish skull mask. 'They must really hate being separated.' He thought,those five would make good additions to the Academy. "Hey Ruki,can you play a song for us?" Tai asked " have a few options to choose from." Ruki said "Which songs?" Jyou asked "Well I have Biggest Dreamer,Lugia's song,Oracion,The Hari Potter theme,and Hari Potter in 99 seconds." Ruki said "Do Hari Potter in 99 seconds." Coyashi said/demanded "Ok." Ruki said as she pulled out her violin and began to sing

"There was once was a boy named Hari,destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort,who gave him a lightning scar...

Yo,Hari,you're a wizard

Hari goes to Hogwarts,he meets Ron and Hermione,McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.

Draco is a daddy's boy,Quirrell becomes unemployed,and the Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Ron breaks his wand,now Ginny's gone,and Hari is in mortal danger,Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber.

Hari blows up Aunt Marge,dementors come and take charge,Lupin is a wolf,the rat's a man,and the prisoner is at use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban,who just so happens to be Hari's godfather.I don't really get it either...

Hari gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with dragons and no! Edward Cullen gets slayed,he's back.

Hari,Hari,it's getting is back and now you're a revolutionary ,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school,Umbridge arrives,Draco's a tool,Kids break into the Ministry,Sirius Black is dead as can be!

Oh!Split your soul,seven parts of a whole,they're Horcruxes,it's Dumbledore's end...

There once was a boy named Hari who constantly conquered in one final duel between good and bad,he may take his final breath..."

After that the kids finished their meal

and went to their respective rooms to God help whatever school they go to because it will become like Shibuya Elementary,chaotic,hectic,hellish, and those five there will be like surviving the Zombie Apocalypse or the Titanic.

Takato:*reads chapter*Holy Sock!This is like South Park but one of the boys is a girl who may or may not be a pro skater.

Ruki:Ahhhh,Third grade such good memories.

DDoJ:You practically lived in a Japanese South Park.I mean it has kids cussing,Kenny having a cycle of getting killed off and coming back to life,Nazi Zombies,Aliens,A talking piece of crap,a magic doll,digimon,the elves that steal your underwear,and kishin.

Gatomon:I'm guessing that Tai is based off of Stan,Jyou is based off of Kyle,Your Kenny is based off of Kenny,and Coyashi is based off of Cartman.

DDoJ:Yup.

BlackGatmon:*reading story notes*She ain't kidding.

DDoJ:I thought I had those locked drawer?

Takato:I picked the lock.

DDoJ:You suck.