Erisol Hate Beach Day

"Ahhhh…" said Sollux, basking in the bright Alternian sun. "It wa2 a great iidea 2 go 2 the beach today!"

"Yeah I guess," Said Eridan sourly. It's not like he wanted to be at the beach with his new kismesis.

"Cheer up, buttface!" said Sollux, leaning in close enough for Eridan to see his own reflection in Sollux's glasses.

"Shut-up!" Eridan turned his face away from Sollux as he blushed. He didn't want him to know that he was actually enjoying their hate date.

Sollux laughed and turned his attention back towards sunbathing. He quickly began to doze off. Eridan took a moment to gaze at Sollux's body, awash in the light of the sun. Such chizzled abs, such nice pecks. It was the body he wished he had. So smooth and tanned and hairless. Eridan was very jealous. He hated Sollux, and that made him all the more irresistible.

"Sollux…" Eridan softly whispered his hatemate's name. Once he was sure he was still fast asleep, he leaned in close to Sollux's face, noticing that his lips were slightly parted. Blushing hard, Eridan began to move his lips closer to Sollux's, but suddenly Sollux woke up!

"Oh 2iit! II forgot about the 2un block! Gotta wear 2unblock at the beach!" Sollux shouted into Eridan's face, giving him a jolt. He lurched up and handed Eridan a bottle of sun block SPF1200. "Quiick! Before II burn!"

"Maybe I wwant you to burn!" Said Eridan, flustered and angry that he missed his chance to secretly snog on Sollux. He quickly recognized this as another opportunity to get intimate with his man, so he began to sensually rub the lotion on Sollux's back.

"Hey! Ow! Watch iiit!" said Sollux, as Eridan jabbed his feet into his back.

"I can't help it when my legs are growwing form wwhere my arms are supposed to be, and my arms are growwing from wwhere my legs are supposed to be!"

"2TOP I DON'T WANT THII2 ANYMORE!"

"NO I'M BEING SEXY!"

Eridan refused to let up on Sollux's back. By the time he had finished poorly applying the sun block, Sollux was badly bruise and had several broken vertebrae. The sun was already setting, as it took all day for Eridan to apply the lotion to his liking.

"II ju2t want 2 go home now." Sollux sobbed.

Le End