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WELL ENJOY MY STORY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Masons, a Crazed Niffler, and Harry Potter.
Privet Drive sat just as it had for as many years as anyone could remember. Tall, Aunt Petunia sat in the same kitchen chair craning her overly large neck out of the window, to spy, her favorite pastime sipping mint flavored tea through her pursed lips. Vernon Dursley, sat beside her, in his own chair, creaking under his enormous weight complaining about his, company Grunnings. Not to anyone's surprise, the table shook slightly as their formidable son; Dudley attempted to enter the room scene, which had taken place only a day before. However, today was different than usual, Dudley found himself to be stuck, in the spotlessly clean doorway, because his huge body had gotten itself stuck, an embarrassing scene followed including, the fire department and a large ax. Harry, soon after the fire department showed up, the young wizard had to hurry away to his room (or Dudley's second bedroom) in an attempt to stop himself from rolling on the floor, and laughing hysterically, at the expression firmly placed on his cousin's face. Harry couldn't wait to share the funny scene, something Harry usually didn't get a lot of at his relative's house, and quickly scrawled a note to Sirius Black, his godfather, Then, he paused thinking about writing so much during the summer holiday and suddenly rejecting the idea, imagining just what that greasy haired Snape would have in store for him, come the start of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, in the line of essays. Suddenly, the thought of a something that Hermione Granger, one of his best friends had huffily told him, and his other best friend Ron Weasley, during a late night working in the Gryffindor Common Room. It quickly came back to him and Harry had been preparing to do a neat little charm to copy the writing the bit of parchment onto two other blank sheets for his friends,( the same story which he had just written to Sirius), when he remembered how he couldn't afford to receive another notice from the Ministry of Magic. "Oh Well!" Harry thought and quickly rewrote the same story for each person, and adding separate notes pertaining to each person, (Ron's was asking him how the Chudley Cannons were fairing this year, and wishing him luck on drowning out Percy's endless talk about topics as boring as cauldron thickness trying relatively hard to fight back to urge to throw himself at his raggedly covered bed laughing. "Bloody hell!" Harry said to no one unparticular, "it's the first day of the new term, in 2 days!" Harry was eager to get back to some things at school, but others, (it amazed Harry at how fast Snape and Malfoy's faces filled his head as he thought about bad things about Hogwarts) he could give up pretty easily. That night Harry had a bizarre dream containing, Hippogriffs, Dumbledore and Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, and for the second time in two days Harry laughed. The next day passed with little more than frequent reprimands from the Dursley's and the packing of Harry's trunk for the Granger's to pick him up the following day. Contrary, to previous times when Harry had gone to the Burrow and then to King's Cross, with the red- headed Weasley family, the Granger's were this year going to transport him because the Weasley's would not be returning to Hogwarts until a week into the term due to the ailing Adonis Fern, Arthur Weasley's grandmother, currently residing in St. Mungo's Hospital, a famous, wizarding health center. When Harry, had received word on Adonis's current condition, he was grief stricken, for he wished for nothing more than happiness to the family, but this was before Harry read the bottom of the note which Ron had written under Molly Weasley's neat handwriting. The untidy scrawl could be deciphered by the boy who lived, to read: Harry I don't know what mum told you about my great grandmother Adonis, but don't believe it, she's really ok, mum and the others reckon that she was hurt by an out of control potion, but Adonis told me what really happened. It's really bloody funny! Ok so she oweled me yesterday and said, " I put a spell on myself to make it look like a portion that hurt me, but it was only the Chandini Wizard Crack, ahh that stuff lights up my life!, Please don't tell your Mum though, I doubt she'd be too pleased in hearing I plum, cant live without the stuff! Ok, be good, you're my favorite, grandson ya know! -Gram Adonis" Harry, simply laughed to himself and at that point stuffed the note away. "Hedwig, Harry told his snowy white owl as he stroked her feathers, find me at Hogwarts, that's where I'll be, and oh, err, please take this parcel to Sirius, I reckon he really could do for some food now, rats can't be too good.." Harry trailed off distracted by the suddenly ruffled feathers on his beloved owl's back. It was then that Harry recognized what could be bothering her. "Oh I'm sorry 'Wig, I forgot about how much you loved rats, whatever, floats your boat!" Harry told her, and she began to happily peck at his ear before flying away to wherever Sirius was at now, hiding. Suddenly a shrill cry could be heard from the downstairs hallway, which Harry knew could belong to no one else, but Petunia Dursley. Quickly heaving his overly stuffed trunk down the stairs Harry was pleased to find, Hermione, and Mr. and Mrs. Granger all smiling at the doorway, each with a perfectly white smile. (This could only be... Harry thought, they are both dentists!") "Ya, ready Harry?" Hermione said eager to get going to school. Suddenly, well, actually pretty slowly, Dudley, waddled into the hallway where they were all gathered, and glared at Harry and everyone else in the room before smiling stupidly, when his gaze fell upon Hermione Granger. Hermione noticed Dudley turn bright red when his name was mentioned by Hermione, "Dudley, how are you?" she stated in the familiar voice, Hermione used with teachers. After hearing all of the terrible stories about this boy, from Harry, Hermione was delighted to see Dudley become nervous and at loss for words. Harry began to snicker but quickly covered it up with a cough and a quick exit to the kitchen, mumbling something about needing water. When he returned back, Mr. and Mrs. Granger were gone along with Mr. and Mrs. Dursley who had been standing there previously, along with ushering their son to another room to quietly scold him for falling for "one of that creepy lot" "Where have your parents got to?" Harry questioned. "Oh, there just lugging your trunk out to the car. They told me to bring you back to the car, after you'd said your goodbyes to your relatives, and err, stopped, err, your, laugh- I mean err coughing fit." Hermione finally finished. Finally, glad to be leaving Privet Drive, Harry called a delighted, "Cheerio!" to the next room and quickly followed his friend out the door, already reminiscing about Hogwarts adventures past.
A/N: If you've read it thank you! This is my first fanfic by myself! Please leave a comment... You don't know how happy it would make me!!.. Hopefully, I'll do another chapter soon, when we hear about the Masons ant the Crazed Niffler.. and don't worry this is NOT going to turn into a Hermione/Dudley fic.. eww I would never do that!!!!!! R/R please!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Masons, a Crazed Niffler, and Harry Potter.
Privet Drive sat just as it had for as many years as anyone could remember. Tall, Aunt Petunia sat in the same kitchen chair craning her overly large neck out of the window, to spy, her favorite pastime sipping mint flavored tea through her pursed lips. Vernon Dursley, sat beside her, in his own chair, creaking under his enormous weight complaining about his, company Grunnings. Not to anyone's surprise, the table shook slightly as their formidable son; Dudley attempted to enter the room scene, which had taken place only a day before. However, today was different than usual, Dudley found himself to be stuck, in the spotlessly clean doorway, because his huge body had gotten itself stuck, an embarrassing scene followed including, the fire department and a large ax. Harry, soon after the fire department showed up, the young wizard had to hurry away to his room (or Dudley's second bedroom) in an attempt to stop himself from rolling on the floor, and laughing hysterically, at the expression firmly placed on his cousin's face. Harry couldn't wait to share the funny scene, something Harry usually didn't get a lot of at his relative's house, and quickly scrawled a note to Sirius Black, his godfather, Then, he paused thinking about writing so much during the summer holiday and suddenly rejecting the idea, imagining just what that greasy haired Snape would have in store for him, come the start of Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, in the line of essays. Suddenly, the thought of a something that Hermione Granger, one of his best friends had huffily told him, and his other best friend Ron Weasley, during a late night working in the Gryffindor Common Room. It quickly came back to him and Harry had been preparing to do a neat little charm to copy the writing the bit of parchment onto two other blank sheets for his friends,( the same story which he had just written to Sirius), when he remembered how he couldn't afford to receive another notice from the Ministry of Magic. "Oh Well!" Harry thought and quickly rewrote the same story for each person, and adding separate notes pertaining to each person, (Ron's was asking him how the Chudley Cannons were fairing this year, and wishing him luck on drowning out Percy's endless talk about topics as boring as cauldron thickness trying relatively hard to fight back to urge to throw himself at his raggedly covered bed laughing. "Bloody hell!" Harry said to no one unparticular, "it's the first day of the new term, in 2 days!" Harry was eager to get back to some things at school, but others, (it amazed Harry at how fast Snape and Malfoy's faces filled his head as he thought about bad things about Hogwarts) he could give up pretty easily. That night Harry had a bizarre dream containing, Hippogriffs, Dumbledore and Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, and for the second time in two days Harry laughed. The next day passed with little more than frequent reprimands from the Dursley's and the packing of Harry's trunk for the Granger's to pick him up the following day. Contrary, to previous times when Harry had gone to the Burrow and then to King's Cross, with the red- headed Weasley family, the Granger's were this year going to transport him because the Weasley's would not be returning to Hogwarts until a week into the term due to the ailing Adonis Fern, Arthur Weasley's grandmother, currently residing in St. Mungo's Hospital, a famous, wizarding health center. When Harry, had received word on Adonis's current condition, he was grief stricken, for he wished for nothing more than happiness to the family, but this was before Harry read the bottom of the note which Ron had written under Molly Weasley's neat handwriting. The untidy scrawl could be deciphered by the boy who lived, to read: Harry I don't know what mum told you about my great grandmother Adonis, but don't believe it, she's really ok, mum and the others reckon that she was hurt by an out of control potion, but Adonis told me what really happened. It's really bloody funny! Ok so she oweled me yesterday and said, " I put a spell on myself to make it look like a portion that hurt me, but it was only the Chandini Wizard Crack, ahh that stuff lights up my life!, Please don't tell your Mum though, I doubt she'd be too pleased in hearing I plum, cant live without the stuff! Ok, be good, you're my favorite, grandson ya know! -Gram Adonis" Harry, simply laughed to himself and at that point stuffed the note away. "Hedwig, Harry told his snowy white owl as he stroked her feathers, find me at Hogwarts, that's where I'll be, and oh, err, please take this parcel to Sirius, I reckon he really could do for some food now, rats can't be too good.." Harry trailed off distracted by the suddenly ruffled feathers on his beloved owl's back. It was then that Harry recognized what could be bothering her. "Oh I'm sorry 'Wig, I forgot about how much you loved rats, whatever, floats your boat!" Harry told her, and she began to happily peck at his ear before flying away to wherever Sirius was at now, hiding. Suddenly a shrill cry could be heard from the downstairs hallway, which Harry knew could belong to no one else, but Petunia Dursley. Quickly heaving his overly stuffed trunk down the stairs Harry was pleased to find, Hermione, and Mr. and Mrs. Granger all smiling at the doorway, each with a perfectly white smile. (This could only be... Harry thought, they are both dentists!") "Ya, ready Harry?" Hermione said eager to get going to school. Suddenly, well, actually pretty slowly, Dudley, waddled into the hallway where they were all gathered, and glared at Harry and everyone else in the room before smiling stupidly, when his gaze fell upon Hermione Granger. Hermione noticed Dudley turn bright red when his name was mentioned by Hermione, "Dudley, how are you?" she stated in the familiar voice, Hermione used with teachers. After hearing all of the terrible stories about this boy, from Harry, Hermione was delighted to see Dudley become nervous and at loss for words. Harry began to snicker but quickly covered it up with a cough and a quick exit to the kitchen, mumbling something about needing water. When he returned back, Mr. and Mrs. Granger were gone along with Mr. and Mrs. Dursley who had been standing there previously, along with ushering their son to another room to quietly scold him for falling for "one of that creepy lot" "Where have your parents got to?" Harry questioned. "Oh, there just lugging your trunk out to the car. They told me to bring you back to the car, after you'd said your goodbyes to your relatives, and err, stopped, err, your, laugh- I mean err coughing fit." Hermione finally finished. Finally, glad to be leaving Privet Drive, Harry called a delighted, "Cheerio!" to the next room and quickly followed his friend out the door, already reminiscing about Hogwarts adventures past.
A/N: If you've read it thank you! This is my first fanfic by myself! Please leave a comment... You don't know how happy it would make me!!.. Hopefully, I'll do another chapter soon, when we hear about the Masons ant the Crazed Niffler.. and don't worry this is NOT going to turn into a Hermione/Dudley fic.. eww I would never do that!!!!!! R/R please!!!!