P.S. The group consists of Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Seto, Marik, and Malik. I'm leaving Tea out cause she would be the only girl.

P.S.S. At first, I was gonna make Yugi do number 3, but decided Malik would be way better.

P.S.S.S. I don't own Yugioh, Dora, Walmart…I don't own nothing!

"Oh. My. Gawd! I am so bored!" Moaned Joey, sprawled out over the couch.

"I know, you said that like what…10 times already?" Yugi said looking something up on the computer, refusing to tell anyone what exactly.

"Yugi, what are you looking at, and why can't we see? Wait, it's not yaoi of me and Bakura is it?" Asked Ryou.

Yugi blushed and yelled "Holy crap, no! Why would I want to look at what the crazy fangirls think up?"

"Well!" Ryou said, turning away, slightly offended.

"So, are we ever going to do something?" Asked Tristan, sitting upside-down on the couch next to Joey.

"We are going to do this." Yugi said, smirking slyly.

"What?" Malik asked, sitting up from the floor.

*at Walmart*

"Are we really going to do everything on this bloody list?" Bakura complained.

"Yes, you guys wanted something to do, I supplied. Ok so here is what we are going to do. We will see how long it takes to get kicked out. If we finish before we get kicked out we win, and Walmart loses!" Yugi explained as if Walmart was a person.

"Ok then, what's number 1?" Marik asked, clinging to Bakura. They had been dating for 5 months now, but Bakura hated the nicknames: Fluffy, Kitty, Kura.

"Number 1: Melt a chocolate bar in the bathroom and yell 'I need toilet paper!' Well Joey, you wanna do this one?" Yugi asked staring at Joey.

Joey tapped his chin, thinking it over. "Ok." He finally said. "But you have to buy the chocolate."

A few minutes passed after Joey entered the bathroom. It was probably taking him a while to melt the chocolate with out getting caught. Everyone was in the book section, located across from the bathroom. Except for Yugi and Seto, who were looking at Duel Monsters cards. Then everyone jumped when they heard a yell from the bathroom, but then burst out laughing hysterical. " Hey! I NEED TOILET PAPER!" Joey then ran out of the bathroom so he didn't get caught by the two male employees running toward the bathroom.

"Omigod, you really did it, man!" Tristan said, trying to catch his breath. "So what's next Yugi?"

"Number 2: Grab a ninja toy and whack an employee with it saying 'ATTACK, GRASSHOPPER, ATTACK!'"

"I wanna do this one!" Marik yelled throwing his hands in the air and running over to the toy section.

Everyone soon found Marik sneaking up behind an employee, then whacked him with the toy and screamed "Attack grasshopper attack!" then laughed evilly. The employee took the toy from Marik, yelled at him, and stomped off. Then Marik returned to the group. "That was fun! Next."

"Number 3: Find a Dora the Explorer toy, put it in a random place and when someone picks it up say 'Swiper, no swiping!'"

"I'll do this one." Malik said.

Malik headed off to the toy section to find a Dora doll. Then he headed to the pet food isle and put it on the shelf next to the canned cat food. Then he walked down to the end of the isle to wait. He saw an employee walk up to the doll to move it back to its normal spot, so he ran over and yelled "SWIPER, NO SWIPPING!" The employee yelped and dropped the doll. Malik picked it up and ran away. When the employee left, confused, Malik put the doll back and hid this time. He saw a hand reach for the doll, he jumped out and yelled "SWIPER, NO SWIPPING!" not noticing he just yelled at a little girl. She screamed, dropped the doll, and ran away. Malik got back to the group before he had to deal with a big dad.

"Malik, that's low. Yelling at a little five year old for a doll?" smirked Bakura.

"Then I guess you won't mind doing this one?" Malik said taking the list from Yugi. "Number 4: Put on a plastic bag and say 'I'm winning!' Well Bakura?"

"Ok, that one is weird, but ok." Bakura said as he took a bag from one of the check out lanes, put it over his head, and began walking around and yelling "I'm winning!" running into things and people because he couldn't see with a bag over his head. A few minutes later, the same employee Marik whacked with a ninja came up and pulled the bag off Bakura's head and walked away, cussing under his breath. "Bye Steve!" Bakura yelled as he ran away.

"Welcome back, Kura!" Marik yelled gleefully when he saw Bakura returning. Then he laughed inwardly at the fact that 'Back Kura' sounded like 'Bakura'.

Yugi read the next one right when Bakura caught up. "Number 5: Stand in a shopping cart, get a friend to push you, spread your arms and start yelling 'I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!' Well, Tristan and Kiaba, you two are the only ones who haven't done anything yet."

"I'M PUSHING!" Yelled Tristan, before Seto could.

"Wait, wha- Dammit!" Seto yelled as Joey gave him a shopping cart. Seto sighed and climbed in, almost falling when he tried to stand. When he caught his balance, Tristan began to push, while Seto spread his arms and began to sing "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!" And this continued until they ran into a trash can, sending Seto flying out of the cart, onto the floor.

As Seto stood back up, Yugi and everyone else ran up to see if he was ok. Then they saw Steve walking over, looking pissed. "Run away!" Malik yelled, grabbing his light, who grabbed Bakura. Everyone else followed shortly behind, climbing into the MarikMobile, and driving away.

"So did Walmart win?" Seto asked rubbing the bump on his head, feeling like a complete idiot.

"Nope, we will return tomorrow to do more! We ran out, technically not thrown out. So we still in the game!" Yugi said, holding up the list of '26 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.'

Yeah, first chapter! I'm probably not gonna write it tomorrow due to the fact that I have school tomorrow. I'm probably going to write it next weekend. I'm going to do 5 things each chapter, last one having 6, so that's 5 chapters in all! I hope you like my new story, and please consider reading my others! For a romance between Ryou and Yugi, read 'Love Chronicles' and for a humorous, interactive game of truth or dare, read 'Truth or Dare'. I hope you like my story!

Review! Please!