Hello readers. It has come to my attention that I really should re-write this fic. If the past fans of this fic preferred the old version, I will change back. Well, I have decided that maybe it's ok for me to not discontinue this fic. Well, I hope you enjoy this fic and I hope I've done a better job with it.
Disclaimer: I may be a special person in this world, but I'm not well known. If I owned POTC, I would be famous. Sadly, I don't own POTC, so I'm not famous. Someday, I will be famous, and I will show the world that I have talent in the area of writing. Sadly, POTC will never be mine. Enough said.
Pirates Of The Caribbean 2
A Pirate's Life For Me??
One Year After Movie
Will coughed nervously and stared at the crude drawing of Elizabeth that he had taped to the mirror. "Elizabeth, you are the most beautiful woman I've every seen...oh my lord that is the worst speech I have every written." He said as he practiced his proposal speech. He heard a knock on the door. "Come in," he said in an annoyed tone.
A pirate with long, brown dreadlocks walked in. "What are you doing mate, looking at a picture of Elizabeth?" the pirate said drunkly, swaying because of the alcohol.
"No, Jack, I'm practicing my proposal speech. I want to make a good impression." Will said nervously.
"You're proposing? That's great! When's the wedding? I love weddings! Lots of rum...so little time!" Jack Sparrow said excitedly.
"I have no idea. I don't even know if she will say yes. I don't know what to say." Will said blankly.
"I have been married five times, so I'm a proposal pro. How are you going to tell her how pretty she is?" Jack said.
"You are the most beautiful woman I've every lied my eyes on?'' Will guessed stupidly.
"No offense Mate, but that was beyond dismal. Tell her why she is so beautiful. Ruby-red, oh-so-kissable lips, for instance?" Jack suggested. Will nodded as he picked up a piece of parchment and wrote down what Jack said.
"What else?" Will asked casually.
"Courage, honesty, good sex?" Jack suggested.
"JACK!" Will warned (sex comment).
"Sorry Mate, I couldn't resist. Have you even had sex with her?" Jack asked curiously.
"We are getting off the subject." Will said in an annoyed tone.
"Answer my question." Jack stated.
"Why should you know?" Will asked, "Huh, huh?"
"Because it might help your speech. Have you? Yes or No?" Jack asked, annoyed at Will's stubbornness.
"No." Will mumbled under his breath.
"So you didn't have sex." Jack asked. Will nodded. "You have to have it before a proposal. It's...it's like a law in marriage.
"I never knew that." Will said.
"Or, you could propose, and then have sex." Jack said slyly.
"Works for me." Will said, smiling at Jack. "Well, I believe that you have helped me enough. What do you want from me?" Will asked.
"Oh, it was just that I just brought your soon to be fiancé." Jack said, smiling.
OOo...cliffhanger...yeah Giggly Well, this chapter has been so fun to write! I will have Chapter 2 up really soon! I promise!
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