Wrote 8/7
This is going to be a series of stupid little drabbles. They are called Pillow Talk because it is going to about stupid things that JD says to Perry in bed that lead to strange things happening. Kinda like MY Gift, but a bunch of little stupid ones. Hope you enjoy! Still don't have my laptop, so can't work on my other fics yet. (
Hazel
" Hey Per? "
" What Natasha? I am sleeping. "
" What do you think came first- the chicken or the egg? "
A heavy silence hung in their room as JD's anticipation grew. He'd always wanted to know.
" Go to sleep, Newbie. "
JD sighed sadly and closed his eyes.
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JD awoke to something slimy on his face.
" What the-?"
His hands wiped away a gooey, yellow substance.
" Huh? "
He looked up and saw his boyfriend on the other side of the room.
Perry grinned and pulled something from behind his back.
Bam! It hit JD on the side of the face. A wet, sticky piece of raw chicken.
" Which came first, Newbie? The chicken or the egg? " Perry mocked before leaving the room.
Jerk.