Note: I was very bored one day, and this is what you get. I don't know if I'm going to continue it. I might, if I get a lot of reviews saying people like it. So if you like it tell me because I don't know if I want to continue. Love you all! :) Also, real quickly, they are very out of character. Just warning ya! :D
Disclaimer: I only came up with the screen names. Sadly, the characters are not mine.
By Holly Jane
WalkingHazard- Bella, VolvoOwner1901- Edward, ShoppaholicGrl- Alice, MuscleMan1935- Emmett, SouthConfederate- Jasper, RosesAreRed- Rosalie, WolfBoy87- Jake
-Yahoo! With the Cullens-
Undies, Guinee Pigs, and Rape (Episode 1)
ShoppaholicGrl: HEYY!
SouthConfederate: Tell me again why you made us make Yahoo accounts, Alice?
MuscleMan1935: Fo shizzzes
ShoppaholicGrl: Because they're fun!
WalkingHazard: You call this fun? -.- Humph.
RosesAreRed: This is dumb, we could be shopping Alice.
VolvoOwner1901: There is always Online Shopping.
ShoppaholicGrl: OMG, EDWARD!! You are so right!
SouthConfederate: Omg?
WalkingHazard: That means Oh my God.
SouthConfederate: Oh.
MuscleMan1935: LETS HARASS PEOPLE ONLINE!
WalkingHazard: Online harassment, Emmett...
MuscleMan1935: Whatevvvver
VolvoOwner1901: This is stupid.
ShoppaholicGrl: You're stupid
RosesAreRed: OMG! Sale at Victoria's Secret!!
ShoppaholicGrl: YAY!!
WalkingHazard: wtf.
MuscleMan1935: Hmm...
RosesAreRed: Whatcha thinkin' honey?
VolvoOwner1901: EMMETT, PLEASE! Do you mind!! Keep your thoughts to yourself!!
MuscleMan1935: Sorry.
RosesAreRed: ;)
SouthConfederate: I'm laughing at Emmett.
WalkingHazard: Lol?
SouthConfederate: What's that?
WalkingHazard: Laughing out loud. Are you lol'ing, Jasper?
SouthConfederate. Yes. Lol.
ShoppaholicGrl: Me too. Lol!
RosesAreRed: LOL!
WalkingHazard: Lol
VolvoOwner1901: Lol haha..
MuscleMan1935: What did I miss? Why are we lol'ing?
VolvoOwner1901: Dick head...
MuscleMan1935: At least I use my dick.
RosesAreRed: EMMETT!
WalkingHazard: LOL!!
VolvoOwner1901:
WalkingHazard: He has a point...
VolvoOwner1901: BELLA!
WalkingHazard: EDWARD!
VolvoOwner1901: \
WalkingHazard: \
ShoppaholicGrl: Don't be sad, Edward. BE happy...
WalkingHazard: OMG!! LOL
SouthConfederate: Be happy for Bella, Eddie.
VolvoOwner1901: URRRGGHH!! Goodbye.
WalkingHazard: No, Edward! Wait!
VolvoOwner1901: WHAT!?
WalkingHazard: Guys?
MuscleMan1935: ...
RosesAreRed: Emmett?
MuscleMan1935: I'm sorry for sexually harassing you over the internet, Eddie.
VolvoOwner1901: \ Don't call me that.
MuscleMan1935: Okay, Eddie.
VolvoOwner1901: I hate you.
VolvoOwner1901 has signed out
WalkingHazard: Emmett! Look what you did.
ShoppaholicGrl: OMG PURPLE UNDIES!
SouthConfederate: Mmmm...
ShoppaholicGrl: ;)
MuscleMan1935: Ok, ew...
WalkingHazard: Agreed
RosesAreRed: Edward is a baby
WalkingHazard: Scew you, Rosalie.
MuscleMan1935: I'd happily scew her
RosesAreRed: EMMETT CULLEN!
WalkingHazard: ...
SouthConfederate: Insert gag here.
RosesAreRed: HEY!
SouthConfederate: Sorry, Rose.
MuscleMan1935: So, Rose...
RosesAreRed: No.
MuscleMan1935: :(
ShoppaholicGrl: How 'bout blue undies?
WalkingHazard: Put the Victoria Secret catologue away, Alice.
SouthConfederate: How about green undies?
MuscleMan1935: PLEASE! I don't want to know the color of my sisters underwear.
WalkingHazard: lol
RosesAreRed: How about mine?
MuscleMan1935: Hell yes. Sexy zebra printed bra...or polkadots!
SouthConfederate: EW
ShoppaholicGrl: What about me in a zebra printed bra, Jazzie?
SouthConfederate: Hmmm... I like it. ;)
RosesAreRed: Gross
VolvoOwner1901 has sign on
MuscleMan1935: Eddie, my main man! You're back!
VolvoOwner1901: Not if you keep calling me Eddie. That name repulses me.
ShoppaholicGrl: But its your name...
VolvoOwner1901: No, its not. Its a disgusting nickname that I don't approve of.
WalkingHazard: -rolls eyes-
SouthConfederate: Or better, leapord printed undies.
VolvoOwner1901: What the hell? What have I missed out on?
WalkingHazard: We're discussing what type of bras and underwears would look good on Alice and Rosalie.
MuscleMan1935: What about you Bella?
WalkingHazard: Please no.
RosesAreRed: You better not be picturing Bella in bra and underwear, Emmett!!
MuscleMan1935: I'm NOT!!
VolvoOwner1901: I am...
WalkingHazard: LOL! ;)
RosesAreRed: You're not a vampire!
ShoppaholicGrl: Although I'm sure if we went to a laungeray place they'd be selling costumes like that...
WalkingHazard: NO FREAKING WAY!
ShoppaholicGrl: Just a suggestion.
MuscleMan1935: We know who'd like it...
VolvoOwner1901: I would like it. A lot.
WalkingHazard: Don't I feel special?
SouthConfederate: Alice in a tutu...
RosesAreRed: Uhhhh...
ShoppaholicGrl: Never gonna happen, my friend.
MuscleMan1935: Rosalie in a tutu? Thats hot.
RosesAreRed: I feel degraded
VolvoOwner1901: Bella in a tutu...
WalkingHazard: Don't even.
VolvoOwner1901: Humph.
SouthConfederate: Alice in a maid costume.
VolvoOwner1901: Thats my sister, there, buddy!
SouthConfederate: Um, Bella's my sister and that doesn't stop you from picturing her in..ugh. Gross.
WalkingHazard: HEY!
MuscleMan1935: I still say polka-dots are the sexiest
VolvoOwner1901: You would. Though, Bella in polka-dots? Hmmm...
SouthConfederate: Uh..
ShoppaholicGrl: Oh, Bella, lets go get some polka-dotted undies for Eddie to enjoy.
WalkingHazard: I'd rather...not.
RosesAreRed: What about Emmett in a leapord print thong?
MuscleMan1935: Now I'm the one that feels degraded.
WalkingHazard: Edward in a pink thong with sparkles...thats sexy
VolvoOwner1901: Keep dreaming, love.
WalkingHazard: :(
SouthConfederate: I'm getting nausiated..
ShoppaholicGrl: NEW SUBJECT!
MuscleMan1935: ...
VolvoOwner1901: ...
WalkingHazard: -whistles show-tunes- ...
RosesAreRed: ...
SouthConfederate: Edward in a strip-tease costume with fish-net leggings and a whip?
WalkingHazard: ...no comment.
ShoppaholicGrl: I think I threw up a little.
RosesAreRed: Wow.
MuscleMan1935: What the fuck, dude?
VolvoOwner1901: Are you gay?
SouthConfederate: I got...caught up in the moment.
WalkingHazard: Edward's been a bad boy..
ShoppaholicGrl: whoa, there, girly!! Not here!
VolvoOwner1901: ;)
WolfBoy87: I hate you, Edward Cullen.
WalkingHazard: Where did you come from?
ShoppaholicGrl: WOLF!! EVERYONE ATTACK!!
SouthConfederate: He's in La Push, honey.
ShoppaholicGrl: Oh.
RosesAreRed: I thought I smelt a dog...
WalkingHazard: Oh, so you finally smelt yourself?
VolvoOwner1901: LOL!
ShoppaholicGrl: Lol!
RosesAreRed: :
MuscleMan1935: lol..
RosesAreRed: Emmett!
MuscleMan1935: Sorry, honey...I wuvs you.
RosesAreRed: I love you too, sweetie.
MuscleMan1935: Can we get a puppy?
RosesAreRed: No, honey.
MuscleMan1935: damnit.
ShoppaholicGrl: You know what happened to the last doggy you got...
SouthConfederate: HEY! I said I was sorry, okay?!
WalkingHazard: What the hell, Emmett? You got a puppy?
MuscleMan1935: And a bunny. And a wabbit. And a guinee pig.
SouthConfederate: Again, sorry about that...
VolvoOwner1901: Well, the guinee pig wasn't entirely all Jaspers fault...
WalkingHazard: ?!
MuscleMan1935: SHAME ON YOU, EDWARD ANTHONY!!
ShoppaholicGrl: You blamed Jasper? How dare yee!
SouthConfederate: Yeah, Edward! How dare yee!
VolvoOwner1901: Hey! I said it wasn't ALL his fault.
WalkingHazard: Explain yourself.
SouthConfederate: Please do.
VolvoOwner1901: Well, I kinda stepped on it when I was coming down the steps...
SouthConfederate: And then I smelt the blood...
VolvoOwner1901: And then I ran away while he drank and Jasper took the blame.
MuscleMan1935: YOU KILLED WAFFLES!!
RosesAreRed: Its okay, sweety.
MuscleMan1935: WAFFLES WILL BE AVENGED!!
MuscleMan1935: Avenged.
ShoppaholicGrl: Aw, poor Waffles. He never had a chance.
WalkingHazard: Its just a guinee pig, guys...
MuscleMan1935: JUST A GUINEE PIG?! HOW COULD YOU BELLA MARIE?!
RosesAreRed: Calm down, babe
MuscleMan1935: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! WAFFLES IS DEAD AND YOU DONT CARE?!
VolvoOwner1901: Dude, you're kidding me right?
SouthConfederate: Its an animal!
ShoppaholicGrl: I'm scared.
MuscleMan1935: AND WHAT ABOUT TOASTER ANG POPTART? DID YOU CRUSH THEM TOO, EDWARD?!
VolvoOwner1901: N-no...
MuscleMan1935: OH SURE! THATS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!!
WalkingHazard: -blink. ... blink. blink.-
MuscleMan1935: EDWARD YOU WILL PAY FOR WAFFLESSSS!!
SouthConfederate: So I'm off the hook? Sweet.
MuscleMan1935: YOU ARE FAR FROM OFF THE HOOK, MISTER!!
RosesAreRed: EMMETT CULLEN! If you don't calm down you will have your head up your ass in the next twenty seconds!!
MuscleMan1935: S-sorry..
RosesAreRed: Thats better.
SouthConfederate: Now what?
VolvoOwner1901: wow. I didn't know that Waffles meant so much to you, Emmett
MuscleMan1935: I'll kill you, Edward
WalkingHazard: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!! HELP ME!!
VolvoOwner1901: BELLA?!
WalkingHazard: ;hdkwjhtpiweruht
RosesAreRed: What the fuck? Bella?
ShoppaholicGrl: BELLA! Who is it??
SouthConfederate: Holy shit!
VolvoOwner1901: We have to help her!!
VolvoOwner1901 has signed out
MuscleMan1935 has signed out
ShoppaholicGrl has signed out
SouthConfederate has signed out
RosesAreRed has signed out
WalkingHazard: Oops. I was just kidding...
WalkingHazard has signed out