"Intruder Alert!" a loud, female voice shouted from the intercom over the constant ringing of the blue platoon's alarm system. "A red spy is in the base!" Keroro looked up at the wall of emergency signs and watched as the alerts that read 'Intruder Alert', 'Red Spy' and 'In Base' lit up as soon as the voice spoke the same words.
"Gero? A red spy is in the base?!" he said to himself before grabbing his shotgun and marching out of the room.
"Protect the Keroball!" the voice ordered as the green soldier sprinted down the stairs and trying to keep his helmet securely on.
Keroro ran through the base's massive number of halls as blue siren lights flashed across the ceiling. "Tamama! Where are you?! We have to protect the Keroball!" he yelled into the empty halls around him.
"Over here, Sarge!" Keroro heard Tamama's echoing reply. Turning his head to the side, Keroro could see Tamama at the end of the nearest hall, yanking viciously on the handle of the door to the main room where the Keroball was being kept. Giroro held his machine gun in hand as he usually did as he stood silently beside the tired scout.
"For the last time, Tamama, the door is locked!" Giroro yelled as Tamama continued to tug. Running forward to assist the two Keronians, Keroro grabbed Tamama by the shoulder and pushed him out of the way of the locked entrance.
"Stand back, you two. I've got this!" Keroro assured the them before going to work punching in the security code on the number pad located to the right side of the door. "One, one, one...uhh...one!" Keroro said as he tapped the first key with his finger four continuous times. A loud buzzing sound was heard a split second later to alert that the code was incorrect.
"Crap!" Keroro cursed as he tried his second attempt. "One, one, one...two!"
A loud buzz was heard once again. "CRAP! One, one, one...uhh...three!"
"I don't have time for this!" Giroro shouted from the other end of the hall before charging full speed for the door with his machine gun in hand. "OUT OF THE WAAAY!"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!" Keroro pleaded while Tamama only screamed as Giroro came charging closer toward them. Building momentum, Giroro managed to push through both the two Keronians and the locked door, causing Keroro, Tamama, and several shards of broken glass to come bursting uncontrollably into the room.
Falling to the floor, Tamama saw the nearest mounted object to where he was landing, which happened to be the main table where the Keroball would be sitting and grabbed onto it, catching his fall. Pulling the rest of his soar body onto the table, he looked to its surface and saw the Keroball sitting untouched in the center.
"Hey, it's still here." Tamama calmly said. Keroro attempted to lift himself back onto his feet as Giroro looked to the Keroball, sighing with relief.
"Oh, thank frog! That means that scumbag spy hasn't gotten hear yet." he stated as they all suddenly heard small footsteps walk in through the busted doorway.
"Gentlefrogs." Dororo casually said.
MEET THE DOROSPY
"Good to see the Keroball is still safe." Dororo continued as he slowly strolled into the room, carrying a dark purple Keronian wearing a brown vest over his shoulder.
"That's right!" Keroro reassured him. "Safe and sound."
"About time you got here." Giroro interrupted with a huff. "Have you caught the spy yet?"
"Not yet." Dororo replied. "And by the sweat on all of your faces, I'm guessing nobody else has either?" Everyone shook their heads.
"Well then...we still have a problem." Dororo's tone changed as he threw the Garuru corpse onto the table, revealing a sharpened ninja blade sticking out of the center of his bleeding back.
"G-Garuru!" Giroro was taken a step back at the sight of his fallen brother. Trying desperately to hold in his grief, he placed his hand over his brother's head and slowly rubbed the back of his skull.
"Don't worry, brother." he whispered. "I WILL avenge you."
Tamama walked over and gave the red heavy three comforting pats on the back. "Don't worry, Giroro. I'm sure we'll be able to beat this guy! Remember, I've killed plenty of dirty red spies before, so this guy should be no problem."
"I'm afraid it won't be that easy, Tamama." Dororo reluctantly soured the scout's confidence. "This spy is unlike any we've ever fought before. I can't even be sure all of us will survive."
Keroro blew into the air. "What are you? President of his fan club?" he followed up with a chuckle. Dororo turned to Keroro with a disapproving squint in his eyes.
"No." he causally said as he lifted up a paper file. "That would be your MOTHER!"
Throwing the file onto the table, Dororo let several photographs fall out and spread out in front of him. Each photo had both Keroro's mother and the red Dororo spy in them, sensually laying in a brightly lit, curtain covered bedroom with each photo showing them holding one another in a different position. Keroro silently skimmed over the pile of photos as his eyelids grew wider each passing second and his jaw hung open as far as it could go.
"Don't get too distracted, Keroro. For pornography starring your mother might just be the second worst thing to happen to you today." Dororo said, walking serenely toward the map of the base that was hanging on the wall in front of him.
"This spy has already breached our defenses."
Keeping himself hidden in the shadows, the red Dororo leaped across the ceiling from corner to corner above the ground, eventually finding a blue Kululu sitting in front of the entrance to the base over a plate of curry, one of his sentries standing behind him as a guard. Reaching into his pocket, Dororo pulled out an illuminated kunai knife and threw it down at the rotating weapon, striking its legs.
"Hmm?" Kululu turned his head slightly when he heard his sentry begin to make loud phasing noises as it released sparks of blue lightning.
"NYAAA!" Dororo heard the Kululu scream as he watched his sentry suddenly exploded behind him, killing the engineer and sending the door flying open.
"You've seen what he's done to our platoon mates."
Garuru sat with his right eye behind his scope, waiting for the red spy that he knew was behind him to make a move. Catching the best opportunity he had, Garuru suddenly dropped his rifle and leaped instinctively at the spy with his newly pulled out laser sword in hand, only to have it perfectly collide with Dororo's blade.
After a few back and forth collisions, Dororo suddenly gained the upper hand and cut Garuru across the cheek. Garuru paused to place his fingers up against the cut, bringing it back down to his face and staring revolted at the stream of blood that he had removed from it.
Throwing himself frantically at the spy in an act of rage, Dororo weaved under the purple Keronian and sliced him straight through his gut. Garuru wailed in pain as he was kicked onto the railing of a tall ledge and brutally stabbed in the back, sending him over the railing and screaming through the air.
"And worst of all...he could be any one of us."
Pururu flung her hacksaw straight at the red spy before having her arm be caught mid-attack and being wrapped around Dororo's in a tight lock. She then stared helpless into his eyes as the red Dororo's face suddenly faded into one that matched her's perfectly. Scared and wishing for someone to bust in and help her, she was now looking at an exact mirror image of herself, her body suddenly going numb as Dororo then gave her one quick jab with the side of his hand against her neck.
Falling to the floor, the paralyzed Pururu saw Dororo grab the dropped saw blade that was now laying on the beside her and look back down at the medic's terrified face, his eyes filled with deadly lust. "Please...I beg you...please don't..." Pururu said before the red Dororo began sawing at her sore neck, silencing her.
"He could be in this very room. It could even be me for all we know. Now listen closely! To find this spy, we..."
Small chunks of brain and skull splattered onto the wall behind him as Dororo's headless corpse collapsed to the ground. Tamama jumped back in shock as Giroro screamed furiously into Keroro's ear. "KERORO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT!?"
Keroro cocked his shotgun as an empty canister flew out and landed on the floor. "What? He was obviously the red spy the whole time. Just watch." Keroro replied, walking forward and looking down at the decapitated Dororo with a victorious smirk on his face. "He'll turn red any second now."
Several seconds of silence passed before Keroro carefully nudged Dororo's leg with his gun. "Aaaaaany second now."
One full minute passed without anything happening. Both Keroro and Giroro were now fully engulfed in a blank, grey color. "Ssssooooo..." Keroro broke the silence. "...we've still got a spy to catch, huh?"
Giroro's eyes lit up with flames of anger as he ran up to Keroro and violently shook him. "YOU MORON! NOW WE'LL NEVER FIND THE SPY!" he screamed as Keroro pleaded for him to stop.
"WAIT! I can fix this! Me and Tamama can still find the spy together! Right, Tamama?" Keroro turned to where Tamama was originally standing, finding only an empty corner.
"Tamama?" Both Keroro and Giroro turned to the empty corner in confusion as Tamama suddenly appeared behind them in a split second, holding the same sword that had been jabbed into Garuru's back.
"Don't worry, Sarge." Tamama said as he lifted the sword over his head in attacking position before fading back into his original outfit, returning the red Keronian to his regular, much deeper sounding voice. "I'm right behind you."
Walking informally past the three dead bodies that laid beneath him, the red Dororo was about to leave the room with the Keroball in his hands when he noticed the familiar pile of photographs of him and Mrs. Keroro that were spread out over the table. Pushing a few out of the way, he found his way to the bottom of the pile, finding one certain photo of them both holding hands as they strolled out into the sunset. Dororo picked up the single photo and smiled warmly.
"Ahh...my little flower." he whispered, sneaking the photo into his left shirt pocket and exiting the room.
Hope you enjoyed this little rewrite of 'Meet The Spy' featuring the Sgt. Frog cast. I've already finished all of the 'Meet The...' rewrites and will now give you a short recap of who is going to be portraying each character.
Keroro-Soldier
Giroro-Heavy
Tamama-Scout
Kululu-Engineer
Dororo-Spy
Pururu-Medic
Joriri-Demoman
Garuru-Sniper
Shurara-Pyro
FUN FACT: This entire project was originally inspired by a drawing on deviantART by Doodle-Devil-Kururu. Here's a link to the image.
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