Jacob vs. Edward
Chapter 1
Once upon a day; once upon a year; Jacob was really annoyed by Edward always getting the pretty girls and him not getting anyone to go out with at all.
In the end he decided to ask Edward what it was about him that always attracted the girls. He finally did and Edward said to him that it was simply because the one with the looks was the one with the girls! He also mentioned that Jacob had to big a nose for the girls to like him.
Jacob got so annoyed after only 5 seconds that he phased and thought, with all his might, 'How very DARE you say I don't have good looks!' ;He decided to think this instead of saying it because he knew Edward could read minds.
Then he attacked...
Continued in chapter two!