Ernie Chases Monsters & Scares People

Ernie: Hey Bert, why do monsters get so scary?

Bert: Well, Ernie, because monsters scare people.

Ernie: Uh, Bert, what are people?

Bert: They're like humans.

Monster: RAAAAAAWR!

{Ernie takes off the monster's costume to reveal a person in a monster outfit.}

Person: AAAAAAAAH!

{Ernie runs to catch the scared person!}

Bert: Ernie, stop scaring people away!

THE END