Patchy the Pirate: Hello fellow freaks and nerds! (i totally mean that in a nice way) welcome to Patchy the Pirate's 3 part halloween special! XD
England: oh dear god, please no...
Patchy: Oh yes! Im gonna write some crack tastic halloween stuff that just popped in ma mind! there's gonna be humor!, drama!, and even...romance? And I bet ya know who's hostin!
England: oh no...you don't mean...
Patchy:hell yes i do! please welcome...
*epic drumroll*
America: THE HERO!
Patchy: uhuh! your favorite hero is gonna be hostin! so grab a seat, stuff your face with random objects and Enjoy the show! XD but first, ENGLAND I CHOOSE YOU!
England: *sigh* Heads up, Patchy the Pirate doesn't own hetalia, or anything else that gets mentioned in this story.
Patchy: LET THE STUPIDNESS COMENSE!
~~~~~≈≈≈≈≈~~~~~≈≈≈≈≈~~~~≈≈≈≈on with the show!≈≈≈≈~~~≈≈≈~~≈≈~
"Come on dude! It's just one party!" America whined
"I already told you no. Now would you please leave me alone?" England said, rolling his eyes.
"no! I'm not stopping till you say you're gonna come!"
"get out!"
"Come on! pleeeeeease?"
"...sigh...fine, I'll think about it."
"YES! see ya there!" America shouted, knowing that England was going to come. He ended the phone call, and walked into his kitchen. He had finally finished planning his epic halloween party. It was gonna be awesome! He invited England, Canada, Prussia, Japan, and every other country he knew (plus Sealand). The whole world was gonna be there! He got the coolest cake too. It was neon orange, and covered in neon stuff! He couldn't wait! All he had to do now was pick out the best costume. He was NOT gonna be outdone by England this year. Every year England pulled out some really costume from his past and totally put his costumes to shame. He would never admit it, but he always thought England looked SO awesome, and he couldn't stand it.
"where did i put it...hmmm...AHA!" America shouted, pulling out a costume. It was perfect! And old too! Even England will be no match to this!
"OMG I CAN'T WAIT!"
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Hungary was sitting at home, on her laptop (you dont wanna know what she was looking at), When she got an Email from America.
"HEY PEOPLES! COME TO MY SUPER AWESOME HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR! ON HALLOWEEN 8:00 pm TO WHEN YOU PASS OUT! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! HAHAHAHA! LOLZ! XD XD XD XD"
Hungary found this annoying at first, and was about to delete it, but suddenly, she got an idea. She quickly called Japan to tell him her plan.
"...moshi mosh Hungary-san" Japan said, picking up the phone.
"Japan! i just got te best idea!"
"...what?"
"you got invited to America's party right?'
"hai, what of it?"
"well! let's finally pair up people!"
"...um..okay, but who?"
"well, obviously England and America, but I was also thinking Romano and Spain. Ohh!~ this is gonna be awesome!"
"..um..are you sure we should be doing this?"
"yes! just think of all the fan girls! you'll be making people happy!"
"Okay, if you put it that way. But if so, why not some of the others? I think we should also give Italy and Germany a hand."
"oohh yes! China and Russia might also be fun!"
"They're easy. we just need to convince Russia." Japan said, obviously getting exited.
"Yes! this is gonna be the best halloween ever!" Hungary said, jumping up and down. they both said goodbye and hung up.
"this is gonna be the best halloween ever!"
~~≈≈≈≈≈~~~~~~≈≈≈≈≈≈≈~~~~~≈≈≈≈tea time!≈≈≈≈~~~~≈≈≈≈~~~≈≈≈
England was searching around in his closet, looking for a good costume. last year, he had been a pirate. he tottaly blew America's superman costume out of the water! As he was searching around, his eyes finally landed on the perfect costume. He pulled it out and blew dust off of it. He hadn't touched it in a while, and it was still a soft spot for him, but it would really shock America, and that was whaf he was hopeing for.
"This will be a smashing halloween!"
≈≈~~~~≈≈≈≈~~~≈≈≈≈~~~≈≈≈≈Veeee!~
"Hey hey fratello! what should I be for halloween?" Italy asked his brother, Romano. He just rolled his eyes.
"You're not really going to America's party are you?"
"ya! it's a gonna be lots of fun!"
"its stupid."
"but fratello!"
"im not going, thats for sure!" Romano stated, crossing his arms. Italy sat there, thinking for a monent until he figured out just what to say
"hey hey fratello. Spain's going too!"
"wa? Spain? *sigh* well, I guess i have no choice then."
"horray!" Italy said hugging him.
"Vienciano get the f*ck off of me!"
"Ve!~ this is a gonna be amazing!"
≈≈≈≈~~~~~≈≈≈≈~~~~~~~~End o part one!
there ya go! part one! dont worry, im still gonna work on maother story to. youre safe. so review and follow! :3
hasta la pasta!
