Pyro Domination Lines
In 2006, a young intern at Valve wrote a set of domination quotes for the pyro. When he showed them to his superiors, the quotes were immediately rejected in favor of the pyro's current mumbling, and they were never seen again…
Until now…
Demoman
What's the matter, Cyclops? You can't take the heat?
How do you like your stomach? Roasted or deep fried?
Dominated, patchy!
Alcohol burns, drunkie, just like you!
High explosives are for party poppers, buddy.
Engineer
Here's something you should've built: a fire extinguisher!
Aw, did I just burn all your toys?
Oh, that's okay. I'll fix it. NOT!
You just got your goose cooked, professor!
Dominated, hard hat!
I won't spy check for you any time soon!
Heavy
I just made the world's biggest fireball!
How do you like your sandwiches? Flame broiled or toasted?
I have plan for you: MORE FIRE!
Dominated, lard face!
Dominated, rubber butt!
Too slow, you walking blob of flaming fat!
Medic
Diagnosis: INCINERATED!
Back to the burn ward for you, you quack!
Quick! Somebody call a medic!
The only cure for you is death by fire!
Dominated, Dr. Holocaust!
Try and heal that, doctor!
Other Pyro
Dominated, Sparky!
Dominated, you little blowtorch!
What's the matter? Can't breathe in that suit of yours?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Play with fire and you'll get burned!
That'll shut you up, embers for brains!
Step aside and let a real pyro work.
Scout
Just how I like you: well done!
Dominated, motor mouth!
Eat that, you little wiener dog!
Just the way I like you: TORCHED!
Less talk, more heat, marshmallow boy!
I just set up a candlelight dinner, and you're the candle!
Soldier
What's the matter, Sarge? Too hot for you?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the army.
Dominated, Private Ryan!
Bye bye, Ms. American pie!
Now that's what I call fireworks on the 4th of July!
How's that for being ablaze with passion?
Sniper
You can't camp without a campfire, now can you?
Now you see me. Now you're burning.
Want me to cook you again, mate?
Dominated, you farsighted troglodyte!
Didn't see that one coming, did you?
Spy
Burn in Hell, you traitor!
Burn in the flames, you backstabbing coward!
Dominated, escargot!
Dominated, you eel in snake's clothing!
Nobody was ever on your side!
That's just a taste of what's coming to you, turncoat!
Dominated, ashtray!