Hello. My name is Derpy Hooves. Today, the strangest thing happened. Well, that strange thing is the reason I'm writing this. I think. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah! The strange thing. Well, I was just walking along, on a trip to the store to get some muffins, (my favorite!) when all of the sudden, this big, blue, box-shaped thing appeared in front of me! And, get this, a STALLION STEPPED OUT! It was so weird! Well, of course, there was a door. Did you think there was no door? 'Cause there was. ANYWAYS, the stallion noticed me immediately, 'cause I was the only other pony there. "Wh-what is this place? What are you? Oh, wait, duh, you're a horse. Who are you then?" He asked me. "I-I'm Derpy Hooves. Umm… what's that thing?" I asked pointing to the blue box. "Why, that's the TARDIS!" he exclaimed, as if there was no other option. "Oh… well. That's cool…" I replied. I had absolutely no idea what a TARDIS was, and I didn't know why- or how- it appeared out of nowhere! "Who are you?" I asked. "Well, I'm the Doctor! Err… wait. I probably… uhh… never mind. Say, why am I a horse?" I wondered why the… Doctor… didn't know why he was a horse! How silly! "Well, of course you're a stallion; everypony is a stallion or mare! Or a filly, too, I guess. This is Equestria!" Really, what a silly thing to ask! "Well, I best be going." "Wait!" I cried out. "Can't you… umm…tell me what that blue box is?" I asked. Why was I trying to stall him? I don't know! I don't know him at all! "I told you, it's the TARDIS! Now, where else can I go besides here? Are there other places in this… Equestria… you speak of?" he asked me. "Well, of course there are," I replied. Honestly, how can he not know that? "There's… well… Fillydelphia, Manehatten, Los Pegasus, and of course Canterlot! Everypony loves canterlot! Although, it's really just a town of stuck-up fancy ponies. Why don't you know these things?" I questioned. "Well… I've never really been a horse before… heh. I don't know this stuff because I've never been here before!" That's weird. Never been to Equestria? What other places are there?! "Say, how about you come with me? In the… blue box. You can show me around… Miss Hooves, obviously you know much more than me. What do you say?" I was not expecting that at all! "What do you mean, 'come with me in the blue box'? Is it like a train or something?" "It time-travels. Anyway, are you in or not?!" "Oh, gosh… well… I don't know. My life is pretty boring. Umm, I guess so." "Wonderful! Then let's get going! We have a lot to do, Miss Hooves!" he cried out, immediately after my sentence. He pulled me into the big blue box, the TARDIS, and…wait, what's that? Is that… my… heart? It's beating faster. I feel my face getting warm. What have I gotten myself into?